花村陽介 ⋅ Yosuke Hanamura (
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witchesreign2014-02-07 10:18 pm
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[Heading into town this afternoon to get away from the worst of the chaos around Garden? You wouldn't be the only person with that idea. Yosuke likes to think he's built up a decent tolerance for weird by now, but this morning he happened to reach under his bed and found nothing there except a hot dog that promptly skittered out the window on spindly legs, which was the last straw.
But when he steps out of a shop and happens to spot a rotund white chicken pecking at the pavement opposite, a different idea starts to form. Actually, it's more like a recollection. When he first overheard something about people wanting to repopulate the Training Centre, he hadn't really thought it was relevant to him, but... come to think, did they ever specify what qualified as a monster? This chicken sure looks out of place as far as he can tell, so it could have been zapped in from who knows where five minutes ago, and a quick fumble tells him he can Scan it, although he doesn't yet - is there anything stopping him from bringing in something like this, which has to be less dangerous than the honest-to-god dinosaurs they used to have in there? As a public service, it's worth a try.
Dropping the bag in his hand, he edges closer, flattening himself against the wall with exaggerated stealth. He keeps a close eye on his quarry all the while - and on nothing else, which might not be the wisest decision while he's standing in the middle of what is after all a high street. But hey, it's a mission! Of course he's serious about it!]
But when he steps out of a shop and happens to spot a rotund white chicken pecking at the pavement opposite, a different idea starts to form. Actually, it's more like a recollection. When he first overheard something about people wanting to repopulate the Training Centre, he hadn't really thought it was relevant to him, but... come to think, did they ever specify what qualified as a monster? This chicken sure looks out of place as far as he can tell, so it could have been zapped in from who knows where five minutes ago, and a quick fumble tells him he can Scan it, although he doesn't yet - is there anything stopping him from bringing in something like this, which has to be less dangerous than the honest-to-god dinosaurs they used to have in there? As a public service, it's worth a try.
Dropping the bag in his hand, he edges closer, flattening himself against the wall with exaggerated stealth. He keeps a close eye on his quarry all the while - and on nothing else, which might not be the wisest decision while he's standing in the middle of what is after all a high street. But hey, it's a mission! Of course he's serious about it!]

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I'm pretty sure that's just a chicken. [He's speaking at normal volume. He is not going to whisper for Yosuke's chicken hunt.]
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So he raises it again.] Yeah, okay, but do you want them filling the place back up with dinosaurs!?
[At any rate, it doesn't make much difference to the chicken, which continues to peck contentedly at the paving.]
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[A sigh, as he eyes the chicken. Poor bird's not going to find anything there. He knows that feeling.]
Besides, attacking something so harmless just doesn't feel right. [Perhaps that's oddly sentimental coming from him, but it was only a year ago he was getting chased by grownups with guns. The chicken doesn't even seem like it'd be smart enough to run far if he and Yosuke start swinging at it.]
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Across the street - actually, why is the chicken crossing the street? It might have something to do with the passerby from a minute ago having just carelessly dropped a half-eaten sandwich next to the nearest bin. Still, Yosuke doesn't give it more than a passing glance.]
Well, back to Plan A, I guess. Let's just see what we run into when -
[The next fraction of a second blurs into an eternity. Or maybe it's the other way around.
Then it's over, and Yosuke can breathe again, if a little shallowly. He feels like someone just tried to yank his heart out of his chest - what just...?]
Did you... hear something just now?
[The chicken seems to have stopped in its tracks as well. The look on its face doesn't appear to be anything more than the blank, crazed look of most birds, but from the way it's turning its head from side to side, it might be a little disoriented...]
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[Genuine concern? Hey, it's not like many other people put up with him. And he did kind of ruin the beauty pageant for Yosuke.]
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[For that matter, he's not sure if he stopped hearing it. It's a weird feeling. Still, with everything going crazy lately, a random headache seems pretty minor. He sighs and starts to walk away.] It's probably nothing. Come on, let's go.
[But before he can make it too far, the side of his foot bumps against something round and feathery. The chicken, too dazed to notice him in time, lets out a loud squawk of panic.
And then the sound of shattering glass. And then a burst of piercing blue light, illuminating a large, roughly bird-shaped silhouette that wasn't in front of him a second ago.]
... You gotta be kidding m-
[And then a ferocious street-wide tornado.]
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[He promptly gets blown off of his feet. As he starts flying down the street, he grabs onto a lamp post, sticking out a hand to catch Yosuke if needed. Not that it would probably help much, considering it feels like the lamp post is going to get ripped from the pavement any second.
[No matter where Yosuke ends up, Nate yells to make himself heard over the howling wind:] Now we can take it to the training center!
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Are you insane!? Of course we can't!
[It still isn't a comfortable place to stand, though. The whirlwind dies down after only a few seconds, but by then the lamppost next to Nate is leaning alarmingly, the bin just down the street is rolling gently towards him, and the whole street is covered with paper, damp leaves, trash - even some scattered bits of brick and concrete, chipped away from aging walls. It's a wonder that all the windows nearby seem to be intact.
Clucking softly to itself, the chicken putters away from the stricken-looking Yosuke and starts to peck around the debris.]
I gotta be dreaming... Th-That freakin' bird didn't just use a Persona...
[He looks down, and practically jumps in renewed surprise. Half-buried in the litter around his feet, there's a brightly gleaming blue card...
(No, not that kind of blue card!)]
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[Once he feels stable again, Nate climbs down from the lamppost and unsheaths his gunblade, because holding a naked vibrosword in the middle of a town that's already arrested him before is a great idea. As he inches back in Yosuke and the bird's direction, he has eyes only for the chicken. Well, and for anything he might trip over, but mostly for the chicken.
[So naturally, he misses Yosuke's second shock completely. Today is thus like any other day on which Nathan Drake does not become a Digimon Tamer.]
Use a what? [Is the chicken capable of even more than the hurricane it just unleasehd? Nate glares at it, gunblade at the ready. He will take you down if need be, fluffy chicken. He will take you down.]
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How strong is whatever you think it used?
[And how is that birdbrain big enough to know how to fight back with some mysterious windy power? Geeze. He had trusted this chicken and it betrayed him.]
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How strong? Um... [Yosuke gives it a nervous look, which is clearly a more productive use of his time than reaching for his own weapons.] Well, it's... probably not going to do it on accident...? [Sheesh, does he look like he knows what's going on here!?
Then again, if one of them doesn't find out soon, he'll just wonder about it forever... Sticking the card between his teeth without really thinking about it, he starts to fumble for a Scan spell.]
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[It's just a one-liner, of course. He knows just burning the chook wouldn't actually taste that nice, and his days of eating whatever comes to hand are blessedly behind him.]
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Scan data:
Domestic chicken x Suparna
Scientific name: Gallus gallus domesticus. Flightless and docile, it is farmed around the world. Its potential was awakened by time compression, guarding it from life's hardships.
Low stats all round. Resists wind. Weak to lightning.
Draw list: Silence, Aero, Tornado.
Yosuke doesn't even finish reading off the name before facepalming hard enough to leave a mark.]
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[Rather than waste time looking for a Scan spell of his own (he can't remember if he stocked any today, actually), Nate goes for Draw instead to check what the chicken's toting. And oh, what it's toting.] What the hell...?
[He could wonder how exactly a domestic chicken came across such a strong draw list, or he could put it to use and try to draw-cast Silence on the chicken before it casts another Tornado on them. Nate chooses the latter, but with low Magic ability, he somewhat expects to fail.]
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Meanwhile, somehow, Yosuke musters the willpower to pry his hand away from his head.] I was right... Jeez, this is too much for one day. I'm seriously getting a headache for real...
[Not that he would've recalled the exact name off the top of his head, or remembered whether that silhouette right before the entire street got blown to hell and back matched any he's seen in the past - but putting two and two together, it's hard to deny. Hard to deny how stupid it all is, at any rate.
Belatedly, he remembers the card clamped between his teeth. He pulls it out and gives it a reluctant look. Yeah, even if it means what he thinks it means, he really doubts using it would accomplish anything besides startling both of the birdbrains in front of him again... Between his fingers, the card dissolves into a few scattered points of blue light and fades away.]
... H-How about we just leave it alone, yeah? If we hang around, someone's gonna think we made this mess.
[Wait, why does this situation suddenly seem familiar...?]
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[But at that suggestion, he finally takes his eyes off the chicken to look at Yosuke and nod.] Yeah, good idea. [It is infinitely familiar because it is the story of their lives. We didn't do it.] But hang on, I wanna see if I can get Tornado off it before we go.
[He plants his feet firmly, stance solid, and starts Drawing.]
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But then, from behind them, there's a loud, metallic bang.
And then another alarmed squawk. It's not as if the chicken is tall enough to see that the sound was only the bin that was set rolling by the earlier windstorm rebounding off a wall some distance behind Nate, but it did spot his glaring; insofar as it's capable of any higher reasoning, something inside its tiny brain clicks. Again, the air glows blue. Bursting from the unearthly light with another loud shattering noise, the same silhouette of an enormous, helmeted bird looms inches away from Nate's face, claws gleaming -]
Oh, for the love of... Get it somewhere else, dumbass! [- and there's an answering shattering sound, pretty close by.] Tentarafoo! Now!
[The slender, scarfed figure it accompanies may or may not be one Nate has briefly seen before, because Yosuke tends to summon GFs often regardless of whether it makes tactical sense, but right now it's behaving a little differently... Which is to say, it's bearing down on the giant bird wrapped in what looks like a cloud of sparkling green dust. Possibly on Nate, too - whoops, aiming is hard.
And what do you mean, throwing a wide-range panic-inducing spell at an animal that only seems lethal when badly startled might not be the soundest tactical decision either?]
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[That spell left him disoriented. He lashes out, slashing wildly at that scarfed figure. It feels like he's seen it somewhere before, but it's not coming to mind right now, and that makes him more worried.
[He didn't even get one Tornado spell.]
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At the exact same moment, so does Yosuke. Except with less floating, and more pain.]
Ow, shit...!
[Did he hear a crack? No, he must have imagined it, he thinks, gingerly cradling his wrist. But man, that's going to leave a bruise. Actually, when he glances down, it already has.
So he glares back up.] What the hell, Drake!? I'm trying to drive it off!
[And doing such a great job of it that he doesn't even notice the other Persona fading away into the air again, nor the chicken now hurling itself away from the dispersing dust cloud in a clatter of feathers and terror - towards the flung-open door of the nearest shop.]
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[In another world, Professor Oak finds himself wanting to tell someone off for trying to use something at the wrong time.]
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[Wham. A textbook isn't the most aerodynamic of projectiles, but it had to land somewhere. Yosuke immediately doubles over. Winded, he staggers sidelong into the nearest wall, where he stays for now. His Persona, motionless behind Nate, melts away in turn.
Eventually, he musters slightly more than a wordless groan:] Y-You idiot... Snap out of it...
[His own fault? How could it possibly be his fault!?
Meanwhile, the book has fallen away from his stomach and crunched onto the detritus-littered ground, where an idle and completely non-magical breeze starts to flick through about ten years of background to the city's cloaking system.]
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[Luckily, it's just Scan. Huh: Yosuke resists fire.]
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But if yelling is out, then two can play at the irresponsible weapon-waving in the middle of town game. In Yosuke's case, this means finally grabbing one of his kunai and swinging it in a wide, sweeping arc - one that meets the glittering outline of another floating card just as it materialises in front of him, shattering it with the same noise of breaking glass that might be getting a little old by now.]
Sorry, but this is for your own good...! Get his arms, Jiraiya!
[Just like before, the tall, jumpsuited figure of Yosuke's Persona shimmers into being, and promptly bears down on Nate with the force of a gale.]
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[Only for the Confusion to fade away, leaving him not only dizzy but puzzled. Nate wobbles, and looks around to take stock of the current situation: He's being restrained, he's lost his weapon, his nice new book on Esthar is on the ground, he can't see the chicken - ah, there's Yosuke, the one familiar factor in this mess.] Yosuke? What's going on?
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But maybe the second time was going a bit far. With a sigh, he stows his weapon away and rubs surreptitiously at his twinging arm again; in front of him, Jiraiya and the bearhug of pressure around Nate's shoulders silently evaporate.] Well, enough of that... If you're back with us now, we should probably just go. [And then maybe he'll have some space to figure out why -
On cue, a furious gust of wind blasts the door of the nearest shop wide open. Oh yeah, that's where the chicken went.]
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[The gust draws his attention as he's putting the book back in his bag, and for a long moment, he stares into the shop. Leaving sounds good. Leaving sounds great, in fact.]
... you think they're okay in there?
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- is something Yosuke can't quite bring himself to say. Running a hand through his hair, he lets out a small, hollow laugh.] Probably not... But what can we do about it? If we try and capture it for reals, it'll flip out at us again...
[At least the people inside seem to be hanging in there, if the yells of "Monster!", "Sorceress!" and various muffled expletives coming from the door are anything to go by.]
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[He digs into his pocket for the last of his allowance, and shoves a handful of small change at Yosuke.] Go buy some bread. [Because even though it's been a while, he imagines the bakery still wouldn't be pleased to see him.] I'll keep an eye on things here.
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[Sorry, his city kid is showing. Not that it matters - after the book to the stomach, Yosuke still finds this plan a lot more appealing than just chasing the chicken down for a second round. Casting one wary look back at the shop, which seems to have fallen quiet except for one frustrated woman inside wondering aloud how in the world this damn Sorceress got into the shelf behind there, he darts away.
He reappears about five minutes later, having calmed down enough to swing the paper bag clutched in his hand from side to side as he walks up.]
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[It's an interesting five minutes. He flashes his student ID, announces he's from Balamb Garden and SeeD is on its way to "contain the Sorceress", and miraculously (possibly aided by all the wind) convinces the people to evacuate out a back door. (Thank god he hasn't robbed anyone in here.) Without as many people around and Nate trying not to make any sudden moves, the store isn't a complete shambles, should Yosuke enter the still open door.]
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Whoa, where did everyone go? [Some of the smaller stands near the counter at the front remain knocked over, but apart from that, there's a lot less wreckage than he was expecting.] ...Where did it go?
this is now an art shop.
[He steps carefully into the next aisle, peering around the shelf.] Got the bread?
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[He doesn't even see it in this aisle, but that doesn't mean it couldn't be behind a shelf or something. It's a start, at least. For good measure, he tosses some around another shelf to the next aisle.]
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Oh, hey! I see it! What now? [Yosuke gives the bag a little shake, reluctant to make any other sudden movements just in case.] Do we really have enough bread in here to lead it all the way out of town?
[Nate's used up half a roll already, and they haven't even baited it to the door yet. ...Also, Yosuke might have been hoping to sneak one of them for himself if they had any left over, but that's beside the point.]
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[He clicks his tongue some more. He's not even sure if it really did anything the first time or if it was more just the crumbs, but the coincidence is enough for him. And now that he knows where the chicken is, he starts trailing crumbs towards the door.]
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At that point, it loses interest and meanders out the back door instead.
Still clutching the bag of bread, Yosuke watches their quarry move away, then looks pointedly back at Nate without another word - though maybe with an elbow in the ribs, if he's standing close enough.]