witchesreign | BBS/Action (current day)

Alright then, punk.

[he leans over and sticks his tongue in Marco's ear]

[Slowly red thermometer mode here.]

That's not blue. That's popping a cherry mode. Get your terms straight bastard.

[Thatch you have five seconds to switch your gears before Marco does something about it. 5, 4, 3....]

Ah I always get them confused. [he flops with his back against the bed.] Either way, I win.

[Frowns slightly...]

[Messes up Thatch's hair in deadpan.]

Fine you win.

[Smirk.]

[....

he doesn't care

he doesn't care...

he can feel his hair out of place but

he will not give Marco the pleasure

[ah shit]

Asshole.

[that is so cheating! He whips a comb out and his gel and props up a nearby mirror]

Cheating bastard. Do you know how long it takes me to get it like this? Do you think it's just like this itself?

[comb comb fuss fuss]

[Snickers.]

[And then just straight out laughs.] I love you.

[stop laughing, jerk. You're making it hard to be pissed. Ah well, who needed to be pissed anyway. It was just hair and easily fixed. And it was good to hear Marco laugh. Still, he made his voice growly]

You mock my pain.

Don't you quote Princess Bride to me, you bastard.

[But it makes him melt even more until he's literally on the floor laughing.]

[he just grins down at Marco before using his stomach as a pillow]

As you wish.

[Snickers and pets the hair.] Inconceivable punk. [Traces along the scar in infinity circles.]

Oh I've conceived more than you can even imagine. [he closes his eyes and enjoys the soothing motion.] Didn't I tell you about the triplets I have in Water 7?

[Flushes and shakes his head.] Did you really?

[Muses to himself.] There should be a girl that can literally multiply herself. I'd date her.

If I wasn't married I mean.

Tell me about triplets. [CIIIIIRCLES.]

I meant children, you dipshit. You know, conceived? [oh well. He flaps a hand in the air] Forget it. It's not true anyway.I don't think. If I have sproglets I want to be the last one to know.

[Quickly does some math.]

Eh, you realize in a few years, all your spawnlings will come looking for you in the New World. We'll spot them by their giant hair obsession.

Oh God don't even say things like that. [a cold shudder went through him] There's a reason no one is ever going to call me pops, you know.

[GRINS EVILLY.]

You know I think I'm jealous. Can you imagine how thrilled Pops would be to have grandchildren to spoil?

Can't hear you. [he puts his hands over his ears] Not even listening. Don't even care. Not a damn bit.

[BUGS BUNNY STYLE KISSES THATCH'S FOREHEAD.]

Mwah.

I'd be the best damn Uncle ever. You should be jealous. Of my mad Uncle-ing skills. [Is it scarier that he's serious, or not?]

Be the Uncle of someone else's spawn. [Thatch flicks him in the forehead] Like Jozu, or Blamenco. Or, hell, even Whitey Bay. I heard she was hooking up with some Supernova Rookie from West Blue. That won't last.

West Blue...?

[Think think think... Meh. He only remembered a couple of the Supernova rookies. The interesting ones. Ace's little brother, and the Doctor who loved fluffy things and rescued Ace's little brother in a yellow submarine.]

I'm not sure I buy that. She has better taste than that, yoi.

Ace should have kids. They'd be adorable.

No, it's true. I heard it from her first mate's sister-in-law in Grand Floor. But I also heard that he she likes his muscles and he doesn't like women that are stronger than him--so who knows.

[he rubs his chin, skipping over the question of Sparks because that would only lead to tears and heartbreak]

Then of course there's Vista's Pinne. I know he had a piece on the side or two--actually I think he was trying to play the two women off each other and then Izou found out and you know how she is.

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