fourth wall mingle (fourth wall event open through March 16th)

[wrnpcs]

[For the regular denizens of Balamb Garden, it's an ordinary day...until more off-worlders start showing up, for only a few hours at a time. Unsure what to make of these more temporary visitors, the Garden faculty is holding off on registering them as cadets or offering them jobs.

[Maybe someone you know might turn up?]

Mod note, to reiterate:

Fourth wall characters can only be seen at certain hours of the day. They may appear for two hours a day, or four... or seen only in the early morning... the time doesn't matter to us, but they're not permanently here. They may return to Garden multiple times over this fortnight, but they're not around 24/7.

Like apped characters, fourth wall characters can't be ridiculously-sized. Transformers, Gundams, and similar concepts/characters will become human-sized (and in the case of mechas, not allowed altogether.)

Players (like you and me) are not allowed to visit Garden. We're breaking the fourth wall, not destroying it altogether!

Apart from this post, fourth wall characters are free to reply to open posts in witchesreign tagged with *post type: event or open logs in concoursec. WR players have the option of closing their posts to in-game characters only.

All BBS posts are locked to in-game characters only. 4th wall characters do not have access to any sort of logged in posts unless they hijack someone else's log-in---and in those cases, we need to know this beforehand.

And a new note: Fourth wall characters applied to the game have the option of keeping the memories of their fourth wall visit(s) here. Threads from the fourth wall event may also be used as samples.

For those unfamiliar with the setting, here is more info on Balamb Garden's facilities and layout. Additionally, some of the NPCs around and some player characters may be wearing Balamb Garden's cadet or SeeD uniform.

If you have any more questions, feel free to ask on the OOC post or through the mod channels (wrmods or witchesreign).

Comments

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

[His girlfriend would be mad...]

Kiiiyah!

[He flips backwards, slamming his fist into the ground as he lands. A soup tureen's contents explode upwards from the force! He seizes a bowl, casually catches the splattered hot and sour as it descends, then deposits a spoon in the bowl.]

Kitchen Fist, Fire Chaos Style -- I, first of two Home Ec. teachers, appear by the name of Champloo!

[ace_of_hearts]

Fire chaos style cooking?! I think you just combined three things at love at once! [All the excitement. And he reaches over to offer a handshake.] It's a pleasure to meet you Champloo! I'm Ace. Portgas D. Ace.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

[Champloo shakes his hand firmly but not painfully, smiling.]

The art of the Kitchen Fist is a sacred trust passed down by masters of the Netherworld for generations! Unfortunately, human lives spoil before the full marinade of knowledge soaks into them, so here I teach only a basic class.

[ace_of_hearts]

Netherworld, huh? Sweet... So how did you get a job teaching here instead?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Where young hearts cry out for the taste and flavor of knowledge, there the true cook's duty requires him to go!

[ace_of_hearts]

That's so noble! Wow!!! Have you had a lot of success here?!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Should the mental taste of even one student improve, that is success enough!

...though sadly, many seem to believe the Home Ec. training regime is too difficult.

[ace_of_hearts]

Whoa... seriously? What do you have them doing? How extreme can it be? You don't punch them and make them fight tigers and cook at the same time do you?

[Because you know. That was how Ace was trained. When he was 8. :| No really.]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Hyahyahya, ahyahyahya! Of course not! I can't get tigers in Garden.

[That is literally the only thing stopping him.]

We focus on more simple lessons, such as Perfect Seasoning With Unlabeled Spices, and Boiling Water In the Labyrinth of Flame.

[ace_of_hearts]

That doesn't sound too difficult. You really have a low passing rate with that though?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Rather, a low enrollment rate. It seems that students do not understand that cooking is a vital part of the mercenary education!

[ace_of_hearts]

Well, I'd enroll if I stick around long enough. It sounds like the best class here!


[ooc: Too bad his mun plays Marco and that would require ungodly amounts of selfcest T_T]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Hyahya, it would be arrogant for a chef to proclaim his meal the best simply because it is his own, but I am pleased you like the taste.

[ace_of_hearts]

Maybe, but there's nothing wrong with a little self confidence, right?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

An ingredient should never doubt its flavor.