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witchesreign2013-01-11 03:00 pm
wr_gossip) wrote in witchesreign2013-01-11 03:00 pm
The Gossip Around Garden IX
Greetings Balamb Garden!
We have missed you as much as you've missed us! Today we bring you all you'll ever need to know in this edition of your favorite gossip column!
It seems Balamb Garden has a new heartbreaker gracing our sacred halls! Tseng has hit the ground running upon his return, and already has a wake of followers fawning after him! They range from Pinkie Pie, one half of the Home Economics team, who tries to woo his heart despite already being involved with the food-obsessed Mr. Champloo, to Aerith, who has more air in her head than a balloon, to Maria, the most level headed of the bunch! How disappointed we are in her actions We expected better! Even Selphie has fallen under the spell, but that is not so surprising!
But really, how can any one of those girls resist that combination of hair and that suit?! Exactly! No one!!
Here is something we can guarantee for all of Garden to put them at ease: Gintoki will never ever find true love! Anyone that creates a large, phallic image out of ice during a time that is meant to worship an ice goddess must have the maturity of a five year old, and thus, an invalid candidate for romance! A big thank you to that person who set his so called art on fire and gave him a reality check! So now everyone can rest easy! Especially Koriand'r and Maria.
Continuing with phallic-shaped items, the way Gourry and Gakupo fawn over each other's swords is borderline embarrassing! Gourry should be ashamed of himself for trying to seduce the purple haired SeeD! He's in a happy whipped relationship with Sigyn! Boys will be boys
Another candidate that may be among the ranks of the Romantically Doomed is Edward Elric! He's already short enough to simply tilt his head up and look up the skirt of Mikuru, but gawking at her rather racy I'm-a-naughty-secretary outfit is what may seal his fate! However, despite the revealing clothing, Mikuru acted with grace instead of simply setting him on fire like a certain ice sculpture! Nice exercise of restraint!
Speaking of danger, could it be that the infamous happily married couple has their love on the rocks?! Espio just hits the buttons that set Grell all a flutter with their little tango of blades. Where was her husband all this time, let alone Espio's boyfriend (who is the married couple's unofficial son)?! This is the oddest family yet!
And here we conclude with a special gift to everyone! A poll! Let's predict the year and perhaps help keep an eye out for the special individuals!! We'll give the results in a week, so hurry and vote!
Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler
(ooc: the poll will be on Grell's account, as only paid accounts can make polls. :| or maintainers of a community. Unfortunately, Miss Tattler doesn't run things like that yet lol )
We have missed you as much as you've missed us! Today we bring you all you'll ever need to know in this edition of your favorite gossip column!
It seems Balamb Garden has a new heartbreaker gracing our sacred halls! Tseng has hit the ground running upon his return, and already has a wake of followers fawning after him! They range from Pinkie Pie, one half of the Home Economics team, who tries to woo his heart despite already being involved with the food-obsessed Mr. Champloo, to Aerith, who has more air in her head than a balloon, to Maria, the most level headed of the bunch! How disappointed we are in her actions We expected better! Even Selphie has fallen under the spell, but that is not so surprising!
But really, how can any one of those girls resist that combination of hair and that suit?! Exactly! No one!!
Here is something we can guarantee for all of Garden to put them at ease: Gintoki will never ever find true love! Anyone that creates a large, phallic image out of ice during a time that is meant to worship an ice goddess must have the maturity of a five year old, and thus, an invalid candidate for romance! A big thank you to that person who set his so called art on fire and gave him a reality check! So now everyone can rest easy! Especially Koriand'r and Maria.
Continuing with phallic-shaped items, the way Gourry and Gakupo fawn over each other's swords is borderline embarrassing! Gourry should be ashamed of himself for trying to seduce the purple haired SeeD! He's in a happy whipped relationship with Sigyn! Boys will be boys
Another candidate that may be among the ranks of the Romantically Doomed is Edward Elric! He's already short enough to simply tilt his head up and look up the skirt of Mikuru, but gawking at her rather racy I'm-a-naughty-secretary outfit is what may seal his fate! However, despite the revealing clothing, Mikuru acted with grace instead of simply setting him on fire like a certain ice sculpture! Nice exercise of restraint!
Speaking of danger, could it be that the infamous happily married couple has their love on the rocks?! Espio just hits the buttons that set Grell all a flutter with their little tango of blades. Where was her husband all this time, let alone Espio's boyfriend (who is the married couple's unofficial son)?! This is the oddest family yet!
And here we conclude with a special gift to everyone! A poll! Let's predict the year and perhaps help keep an eye out for the special individuals!! We'll give the results in a week, so hurry and vote!
Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler
(ooc: the poll will be on Grell's account, as only paid accounts can make polls. :| or maintainers of a community. Unfortunately, Miss Tattler doesn't run things like that yet lol )
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