witchesreign | The Gossip Around Garden IX

Greetings Balamb Garden!

We have missed you as much as you've missed us! Today we bring you all you'll ever need to know in this edition of your favorite gossip column!

It seems Balamb Garden has a new heartbreaker gracing our sacred halls! Tseng has hit the ground running upon his return, and already has a wake of followers fawning after him! They range from Pinkie Pie, one half of the Home Economics team, who tries to woo his heart despite already being involved with the food-obsessed Mr. Champloo, to Aerith, who has more air in her head than a balloon, to Maria, the most level headed of the bunch! How disappointed we are in her actions We expected better! Even Selphie has fallen under the spell, but that is not so surprising!

But really, how can any one of those girls resist that combination of hair and that suit?! Exactly! No one!!

Here is something we can guarantee for all of Garden to put them at ease: Gintoki will never ever find true love! Anyone that creates a large, phallic image out of ice during a time that is meant to worship an ice goddess must have the maturity of a five year old, and thus, an invalid candidate for romance! A big thank you to that person who set his so called art on fire and gave him a reality check! So now everyone can rest easy! Especially Koriand'r and Maria.

Continuing with phallic-shaped items, the way Gourry and Gakupo fawn over each other's swords is borderline embarrassing! Gourry should be ashamed of himself for trying to seduce the purple haired SeeD! He's in a happy whipped relationship with Sigyn! Boys will be boys

Another candidate that may be among the ranks of the Romantically Doomed is Edward Elric! He's already short enough to simply tilt his head up and look up the skirt of Mikuru, but gawking at her rather racy I'm-a-naughty-secretary outfit is what may seal his fate! However, despite the revealing clothing, Mikuru acted with grace instead of simply setting him on fire like a certain ice sculpture! Nice exercise of restraint!

Speaking of danger, could it be that the infamous happily married couple has their love on the rocks?! Espio just hits the buttons that set Grell all a flutter with their little tango of blades. Where was her husband all this time, let alone Espio's boyfriend (who is the married couple's unofficial son)?! This is the oddest family yet!

And here we conclude with a special gift to everyone! A poll! Let's predict the year and perhaps help keep an eye out for the special individuals!! We'll give the results in a week, so hurry and vote!

Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler

(ooc: the poll will be on Grell's account, as only paid accounts can make polls. :| or maintainers of a community. Unfortunately, Miss Tattler doesn't run things like that yet lol )

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[He is totally laughing at all the mention of Tseng, because seriously, this is GOLD.

Until he reads the poll. Sudden backtracking!]

Wait a damn minute here. Why am I one of Tseng's options?!

Because it's perfectly logical! What illogical is that not everyone is an option!

Yeah, tell me about that logic because it sure escapes me.

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While I do like Gakupo very much, Milady Tattler, we have yet to move into proper courting.

Give it time! But while we're waiting, what is proper courting according to you?!

Proper courting is the establishing of a relationship of romantic inclinations. The couple are devoted to one another, but should one be unfaithful, the courtship ends.

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[NOT HERE]

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I thought I'd escaped, but then I read the poll.

~Commander Zabala

Nope! Don't worry! There's always the next column!

[Because there's always a 'next column'.]

it takes more than that to give gin-san a reality check but nice try

pyrogirl wherever you are im still waiting for that duel

- gintoki

We love persistence! Let us know when the duel is!

Hmph. Well if you didn't have air in your head you'd really be in trouble, wouldn't you?

Only with high levels like what you have!

Well we'll see where your journalism leads you.

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Wha...?

Tseng? And Selphie...?

[Flustered Selphie is flustered. Congratulations! In the end though, here's all the reply you're getting in the end, Miss Tatler.]

Screw you! Go talk a long walk off a short pier!

- Selphie

We know how to swim, FYI!

[Trying to sass Miss Tattler? Bring it!]

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OH, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

Gourry couldn't seduce his way out of a wet paper bag with a how-to guide! And he doesn't like guys anyway!

How do you know all of this new information?!

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1. That wasn't flirting.

2. That wasn't even me.

3. FUCK NO!!

So you're not going to vote?!

[Because that's all that matters.]

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this poll is clearly broken I didn't mean to vote for so many people

maybe you should fix that

Oh, don't worry about it! It's fine!

[The more votes, the better. Even if by mistake! ~~mwahaha~~]

Seduce? What does that mean?

I just like his sword!

It's okay to like another man's sword!

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Wait... did people think I liked Gin?

Yes!

[No...]

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