espio: (relax)
[STC] Espio the Chameleon ([personal profile] espio) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2012-11-18 11:23 pm

[BBS] ICK.

[Espio is... bored. He was training in his much weaker human form during Galbadia's attack, trying to better familiarise himself with fighting with it, and took nasty injuries to his shoulder and leg that wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad if he'd been in his usual, durable chameleon form at the time. Add the limitations of para-magic and complications arising from the magical fun of shapeshifting, and lizard boy has pretty much been out of action for a couple of weeks.

A couple of weeks of lots of reading. Fiction and cookbooks and recapping on Indirect Para-Magic and all sorts. It led to a few discoveries, the best of which was black forest hot chocolate - basically the world's best cake in hot drink form. And... less delicious things Espio has no intention of eating any time soon. Or, you know, ever.

He's back on his feet, but still needs to take it easy, much to his continued frustration. Here, BBS, have a taste of Espio's reading materials.
]

Okay, you lot seem to think eating bugs is disgusting and gross and whatever, despite the fact everyone's from different worlds and cultures. Can't believe how multi-universal the "bugs are icky" train of thought is. But you know, there's worse things out there than bugs - worlds are full of very different countries and cultures and stuff.

So, here's another one of those good old "tell us about your world" BBS posts. Natives included.

Subject: Disgusting foods.



1. Natto. Basically a bunch of rotted beans. They look rotten, they smell rotten, and they're covered in a sticky and stringy mess because they're just that rotten. I mean, fermentation always sounds nasty, but in this case the end product itself is foul.

2. Maggot cheese. I think it has an actual name. Yeah, I'm fine with eating bugs, but there's something about maggots that even I find gross. So try cheese infested with live maggots (deliberately put there, I'll add), which have been eating and digesting said cheese, basically decomposing it. Oh, and you eat it while the maggots are still alive, and chances are high they'll still be alive when they come out again. AND the maggots can jump about six inches or so. Delicious.

3. Balut. It's a fertilised egg. There is a half-developed baby bird inside that thing when it gets boiled. I don't think any more needs to be said on why that is disturbing.
redcinemareel: (Grell: who cares)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2012-11-20 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Details.

[She'll read it first anyway, but he doesn't need to know that.]
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2012-11-20 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just going to talk to them.
fierybluebird: (breaking down)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2012-11-20 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Hugs her.]

It's not his fault. It's whoever eats it. Or invented it. Or wrote the book.
redcinemareel: (Grell: oh~? BD)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2012-11-20 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
It is his fault for making you aware! Ignorance is bliss, obviously. [Nuzzles him.] Just think of how happy you were when you didn't know~!
fierybluebird: (basket)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2012-11-20 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
That's not his fault. He didn't make it. [Switches back to phoenix and snuggles and mumbles about how sad it is.]

[personal profile] mirage_diver 2012-11-20 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
The giant ones are, yeah. One of the cities back home even trained one as a bodyguard...
fisheyes: (pic#4836030)

[personal profile] fisheyes 2012-11-20 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i guess most of them cook normally but some of them have other ideas

why youd want to make a meal inside yourself i dont know but it happens
redcinemareel: (Grell: drama queen)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2012-11-20 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He still should have kept his mouth SHUT. [Runs her fingers through his feathers with a sigh.] Is there anything I can get you, dear?
fierybluebird: (moulting)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2012-11-21 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Shakes his head and just leans up to give her a phoenix kiss and snuggles. For now he just wants to stay where he knows it's safe.]
redcinemareel: (Grell: Knows no bounds)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2012-11-21 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Which means she isn't going anywhere either. Resigned to her fate, Grell makes herself, in in turn Marco, comfy on the bed.]

Why don't we change the subject. There are holidays approaching, and we need a gift for Toby.
fierybluebird: (Keep talking)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2012-11-21 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Why not?
fierybluebird: (lazy)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2012-11-21 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Switches back to human and rolls over on his back.]

Aye. Got an idea in mind?

[personal profile] mirage_diver 2012-11-21 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it did a pretty good job, mostly because of its size and the fact that those were some really cramped caves.
fisheyes: (pic#4835990)

[personal profile] fisheyes 2012-11-21 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
no thats the method not the description

aside from that it actually tastes delicious. the more you know
fierybluebird: (evil grin)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2012-11-22 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I'll make them take me seriously.

[Seriously Espio? Do you really think anyone would refuse Marco after he just had a mild nervous breakdown about balut, no matter what he comes in looking like? Hell, at this rate the chameleon and blanket are the only thing keeping him stable already.]
plotdeviceturk: (Default)

[personal profile] plotdeviceturk 2012-11-22 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

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