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witchesreign2012-07-08 03:15 pm
wr_gossip) wrote in witchesreign2012-07-08 03:15 pm
Entry tags:
- *post type: bbs,
- *post type: gossip column,
- dc comics: cissie king-jones,
- final fantasy viii: rinoa heartilly,
- final fantasy x: jecht,
- fullmetal alchemist 2003: edward elric,
- marvel liveact (au): sigyn freyasdotter,
- my little pony (au): pinkie pie,
- my little pony: princess luna,
- one piece: marco,
- power rangers: billy cranston,
- vocaloid (au): kamui gakupo
The Gossip Around Garden VII
Greetings Balamb Garden! Another quarter is upon us, so lets reflect back on the past for a bit as we recap the best of the best! We have a few twisted webs woven into our quaint school! Quite unprofessional and savory!
Our first bicycle of romance is none other than Pinkie Pie! Who would have guessed she could be such a vixen?! Her first victim is obviously Instructor Champloo. They are the ideal couple: crazed, unpredictable, and have a odd love for food! But even paradise gets dull after a while, so who can blame her for wanting to spice things up?! Why in the world would she choose that amazon, Maria Cyphert, though?! That girl is as stiff as seven day old French bread! Hopefully Pinkie found that out as she was getting a hands on approach to her impromptu dance lessons! Funny enough, Pinkie might be the one to loosen those muscles! But wait! It seems that Instructor Cranston has appeared and rekindled his relationship with Instructor Pie! That embrace sure was hot and steamy! Who knew Mister Cranston had such nice biceps?! Maria may have some competition!
The next bicycle up for riding goes by the name of Sigyn! With looks that gorgeous, it's no surprise that she has a flock of suitors! While she does stick to her age gap of Edward, who is quite deficient in height, she likes to aim high with Gakupo! He'd better be careful or he'll find himself in jail! Sigyn doesn't play fair, with how she engages him in physical activities by the pool! Be strong, Gakupo! Lets hope Edward can grow a few more inches to be of any competition!
Another uncanny and sinful pair is Jecht and Luna! Jecht likes to horse around in and out of the water! It's odd that Jecht has such good taste despite never wearing a shirt! How can Luna put up with such a tasteless man?! The real question is: who wears the least amount of clothing?!
You know what's really getting old?! Rose and David! We wish they would do something different than slow dancing and unhealthy amounts of incestuous makeouts! But perhaps Cid Raines and Claire Farron secret rendezvous can oust them from the top spot of Most Talked About Couple! Don't think no one notices you two sneaking off to that secret area! The walls have ears!
Last but not least, Rinoa has finally moved on from Commander Leonhart! It's about time! He's such a stick in the mud! She's smart to make moves on that new cadet, Chris! Best to whip them into shape while they're still fresh putty! With that gunblade of hers, that should be no problem! Just be careful not to build up like Maria has!
Keep the good news coming!
Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler
Our first bicycle of romance is none other than Pinkie Pie! Who would have guessed she could be such a vixen?! Her first victim is obviously Instructor Champloo. They are the ideal couple: crazed, unpredictable, and have a odd love for food! But even paradise gets dull after a while, so who can blame her for wanting to spice things up?! Why in the world would she choose that amazon, Maria Cyphert, though?! That girl is as stiff as seven day old French bread! Hopefully Pinkie found that out as she was getting a hands on approach to her impromptu dance lessons! Funny enough, Pinkie might be the one to loosen those muscles! But wait! It seems that Instructor Cranston has appeared and rekindled his relationship with Instructor Pie! That embrace sure was hot and steamy! Who knew Mister Cranston had such nice biceps?! Maria may have some competition!
The next bicycle up for riding goes by the name of Sigyn! With looks that gorgeous, it's no surprise that she has a flock of suitors! While she does stick to her age gap of Edward, who is quite deficient in height, she likes to aim high with Gakupo! He'd better be careful or he'll find himself in jail! Sigyn doesn't play fair, with how she engages him in physical activities by the pool! Be strong, Gakupo! Lets hope Edward can grow a few more inches to be of any competition!
Another uncanny and sinful pair is Jecht and Luna! Jecht likes to horse around in and out of the water! It's odd that Jecht has such good taste despite never wearing a shirt! How can Luna put up with such a tasteless man?! The real question is: who wears the least amount of clothing?!
You know what's really getting old?! Rose and David! We wish they would do something different than slow dancing and unhealthy amounts of incestuous makeouts! But perhaps Cid Raines and Claire Farron secret rendezvous can oust them from the top spot of Most Talked About Couple! Don't think no one notices you two sneaking off to that secret area! The walls have ears!
Last but not least, Rinoa has finally moved on from Commander Leonhart! It's about time! He's such a stick in the mud! She's smart to make moves on that new cadet, Chris! Best to whip them into shape while they're still fresh putty! With that gunblade of hers, that should be no problem! Just be careful not to build up like Maria has!
Keep the good news coming!
Until next time, Garden!
Miss Tattler
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