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[onthelii2p]

2o thii2 "tiime compre22iion" thiing yank2 me out of the miiddle of 2omethiing iimportant, plop2 me down on a planet full of human2 iin another uniiver2e, and giive2 me no way two go back.
and then ii'm con2criipted iintwo thii2 miiliitary 2chool becau2e the local2 can't handle freak2 and ii don't have any better optiion2.
thank2 a lot for that liife, why don't you 2uck my bulge whiile you're at iit.
2o whatever, ii gue22 thii2 ii2 my iintroductiion??
2ollux captor, troll, 6 2weep2.
who care2.
who el2e ii2 even here who know2 me anywfalkjehgw;;

ok there'2 one accounted for, feferii ju2t cra2hed iintwo me ehehe.
iif you want two talk two her ii gue22 2he can reply two 2tuff here two?
yeah.
otherwii2e ii ju2t want two know what troll2 are here and the re2t of you can do whatever, ii don't care.

[OOC quirkless translation:]

So this "time compression" thing yanks me out of the middle of something important, plops me down on a planet full of humans in another universe, and gives me no way to go back.
And then I'm conscripted into this military school because the locals can't handle freaks and I don't have any better options.
Thanks a lot for that life, why don't you suck my bulge while you're at it.
So whatever, I guess this is my introduction??
Sollux Captor, troll, 6 sweeps.
Who cares.
Who else is even here who knows me anywfalkjehgw;;

OK there's one accounted for, Feferi just crashed into me ehehe.
If you want to talk to her I guess she can reply to stuff here too?
Yeah.
Otherwise I just want to know what trolls are here and the rest of you can do whatever, I don't care.

(OOC: If you don't want to see Sollux's text quirk, please tell me here. Also, since Feferi (terribubblykoi) will be tagging here and there too, you can see her quirk explained and opt out of it over here.)

Comments

action;

[terribubblykoi]

[ Feferi hasn't stopped glubbing excitedly since she latched onto her favorite nerd in the entirety of paradox space. She presses her lips against his cheek in a distinctly fishy kiss, and then lets go of him just so she can sit down right next to him. ]

Glub glub glub, heeey, you're here!

[ And not blind or half blind or anything. Weird, but she's okay with that. ]

action;

[onthelii2p]

[And alive, oh man! That is a thing. Not that he knows to worry, per se. Having Feferi here with him has lightened Sollux's mood though, even if it did make typing the rest of his post distinctly more difficult. The glubbing he's gotten used to by now.]

[The corners of his mouth tug up at the kiss to his cheek, then with the post submitted and her slipping to sit by his side, he turns to look at her properly.]

Yeah, no shit. Jutht thinthe earlier. What about you, how long have you been around?

[terribubblykoi]

Long enough to realize this place is totally crazy. So just yesterday.

[ Even sitting, she seems intent on bouncing in place with all that pent up energy. ]

There's so much to see and do and so many humans to talk to! Even if it's really a pain, my sylladex broke on the trip over or something.

[ She lifts a small bag at her side and it sounds quite full of all sorts of random things when she shakes it. ]

And these humans are so primitive. The silly motherglubbers don't even use normal technology. They're really backwards here!

[f8tal]

Heeeeeeeey!
A8out time some of you guys showed up!
It's 8een awhile, 8ut I dou8t you remem8er that.
Having fun with Peixes over there?

[onthelii2p]

don't act liike you're 2o exciited, iit ha2n't been long enough from my poiint of viiew.
and yeah ii gue22, what do you care about iit.

[f8tal]

Callous words, Captor!
You should 8e careful or else you'll hurt my delic8te feelings.
I don't care! Only curious, is all~.

[thorny]

Somehow I have the sneaking suspicion that 'do as you like' comes with a number of hidden caveats. Hopefully no one will be so unfortunate as to trip over them in their hurry to explain away this situation.

[onthelii2p]

one) don't be a 2hiitpanned iidiiot.
two) don't wa2te my tiime.
though both more or le22 amount two the 2ame thiing iin the end.

[thorny]

Ah, and here I'd been planning on staging the most inane diatribe that I could muster up in response to this post. You've completely obliterated my cunningly crafted opening, leaving me completely without a witty retort.

Whatever shall I do now? Conforming to your standards of useful is simply too difficult for the poor unwashed masses.

[terribubblykoi]

)(---EY! I've seen text like t)(is B-EFOR-E!
You're one of t)(em, aren't you?
OUR )(umans, I mean!

[thorny]

If by 'our' you mean a member of a particularly unfortunate session of Sburb rather than an alien's pet, you'd be correct. I suppose that my style of speech is rather distinctive.

[elementofloyalty]

i totally had problems with typing when i started too. you have hooves or something else

also the s key is between a and d that might help

[onthelii2p]

wow good job telliing me 2hiit ii don't already know, al2o my hoove2 are on the floor 2marta22.
2iince apparently you're two 2tupiid two gather the obviiou2 fact2 let me 2tate them for you: ii'm doiing thii2 ON PURPO2E.
iit'2 called a typiing quiirk ok.

[elementofloyalty]

oh well smarter than you then

[terribubblykoi]

)(e )(as prongs like anybody else.
)(e just )(as the cutest little typing quirk, du)(!
Isn't it adorabubble?

[elementofloyalty]

okay this is getting weird

also what are prongs is that another word for fingers or hands also i guess you're doing that on purpose too

[tortileghostwriter]

[oh, him again. still not purple text, though, so he has a hard time caring that much.]

that would be about the long and short of it yes
though i cant say that theyll be too inclined to accept your surely most gracious offer
regardless the options left by your closing statement are simply mindboggling
choices on a scale of frankly jupiterian significance
one wonders where to begin

[terribubblykoi]

)(e really did leave it open, )(u)(? 38D
You could start by introducing yourself?
I'm Feferi Peixes, abdicated -Empress to be.

[onthelii2p]

fiir2t off why are you typiing wiith ro2e'2 color?
2econd the 2arca2m wa2n't appealiing on her and iit'2 not doiing you any favor2 eiither.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < sollicks?
:33 < fefurry?
:33 < 33333333
:33 < you guys are really here!!

[onthelii2p]

"2olliick2"?
really??

[terribubblykoi]

)(---------EY N-EP-ETA!
)(e)(e)(e)(e, we totally are!

[BBS] -- don't mind cranky-dog here quirks are fun!

[cigardog]

It's not all humans.

What the hell is with the annoying yellow color?

[onthelii2p]

2o ii've learned, but they 2tiill 2eem mo2t prevalent around thii2 place.
and iit'2 my blood color, what el2e would iit be.

[terribubblykoi]

It's just t)(e cutest s)(ade of yellow ---EV-ER!