onthelii2p: (um.)
Sollux Captor ♊ twinArmageddons ([personal profile] onthelii2p) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2012-05-20 10:57 am

BBS: 01 ♊ text

2o thii2 "tiime compre22iion" thiing yank2 me out of the miiddle of 2omethiing iimportant, plop2 me down on a planet full of human2 iin another uniiver2e, and giive2 me no way two go back.
and then ii'm con2criipted iintwo thii2 miiliitary 2chool becau2e the local2 can't handle freak2 and ii don't have any better optiion2.
thank2 a lot for that liife, why don't you 2uck my bulge whiile you're at iit.
2o whatever, ii gue22 thii2 ii2 my iintroductiion??
2ollux captor, troll, 6 2weep2.
who care2.
who el2e ii2 even here who know2 me anywfalkjehgw;;

ok there'2 one accounted for, feferii ju2t cra2hed iintwo me ehehe.
iif you want two talk two her ii gue22 2he can reply two 2tuff here two?
yeah.
otherwii2e ii ju2t want two know what troll2 are here and the re2t of you can do whatever, ii don't care.


[OOC quirkless translation:]

So this "time compression" thing yanks me out of the middle of something important, plops me down on a planet full of humans in another universe, and gives me no way to go back.
And then I'm conscripted into this military school because the locals can't handle freaks and I don't have any better options.
Thanks a lot for that life, why don't you suck my bulge while you're at it.
So whatever, I guess this is my introduction??
Sollux Captor, troll, 6 sweeps.
Who cares.
Who else is even here who knows me anywfalkjehgw;;

OK there's one accounted for, Feferi just crashed into me ehehe.
If you want to talk to her I guess she can reply to stuff here too?
Yeah.
Otherwise I just want to know what trolls are here and the rest of you can do whatever, I don't care.


(OOC: If you don't want to see Sollux's text quirk, please tell me here. Also, since Feferi ([personal profile] terribubblykoi) will be tagging here and there too, you can see her quirk explained and opt out of it over here.)
terribubblykoi: (pic#2373598)

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[personal profile] terribubblykoi 2012-05-20 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Feferi hasn't stopped glubbing excitedly since she latched onto her favorite nerd in the entirety of paradox space. She presses her lips against his cheek in a distinctly fishy kiss, and then lets go of him just so she can sit down right next to him. ]

Glub glub glub, heeey, you're here!

[ And not blind or half blind or anything. Weird, but she's okay with that. ]
f8tal: (02)

[personal profile] f8tal 2012-05-20 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeeeey!
A8out time some of you guys showed up!
It's 8een awhile, 8ut I dou8t you remem8er that.
Having fun with Peixes over there?
f8tal: (Default)

[personal profile] f8tal 2012-05-20 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Callous words, Captor!
You should 8e careful or else you'll hurt my delic8te feelings.
I don't care! Only curious, is all~.
terribubblykoi: (just close my eyes and dream)

[personal profile] terribubblykoi 2012-05-20 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Long enough to realize this place is totally crazy. So just yesterday.

[ Even sitting, she seems intent on bouncing in place with all that pent up energy. ]

There's so much to see and do and so many humans to talk to! Even if it's really a pain, my sylladex broke on the trip over or something.

[ She lifts a small bag at her side and it sounds quite full of all sorts of random things when she shakes it. ]

And these humans are so primitive. The silly motherglubbers don't even use normal technology. They're really backwards here!
terribubblykoi: (theres a truth)

[personal profile] terribubblykoi 2012-05-20 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like someone is a big fat cerulean jellyfis)(!
thorny: (彡 not a moment for the curious girl)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-05-20 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow I have the sneaking suspicion that 'do as you like' comes with a number of hidden caveats. Hopefully no one will be so unfortunate as to trip over them in their hurry to explain away this situation.
elementofloyalty: (midair sit)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-05-20 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
i totally had problems with typing when i started too. you have hooves or something else

also the s key is between a and d that might help
terribubblykoi: (they know my game)

[personal profile] terribubblykoi 2012-05-20 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
)(---EY! I've seen text like t)(is B-EFOR-E!
You're one of t)(em, aren't you?
OUR )(umans, I mean!
thorny: (彡 can you be sure we haven't met)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-05-20 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, and here I'd been planning on staging the most inane diatribe that I could muster up in response to this post. You've completely obliterated my cunningly crafted opening, leaving me completely without a witty retort.

Whatever shall I do now? Conforming to your standards of useful is simply too difficult for the poor unwashed masses.
thorny: (彡 that the facts will ever find us?)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-05-20 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
If by 'our' you mean a member of a particularly unfortunate session of Sburb rather than an alien's pet, you'd be correct. I suppose that my style of speech is rather distinctive.
terribubblykoi: (can't think you're someone special)

[personal profile] terribubblykoi 2012-05-20 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
)(e )(as prongs like anybody else.
)(e just )(as the cutest little typing quirk, du)(!
Isn't it adorabubble?
elementofloyalty: (glare)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-05-20 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
oh well smarter than you then
elementofloyalty: (hope no one saw that)

[personal profile] elementofloyalty 2012-05-20 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
okay this is getting weird

also what are prongs is that another word for fingers or hands also i guess you're doing that on purpose too
terribubblykoi: (live is really never what it seems)

[personal profile] terribubblykoi 2012-05-20 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yea)(, obviously!
Glub glub, )(ey!
It's not like you can judge, mister all-lowercase-and-no-punctuation!
thorny: (彡 and you know you won't be the last)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-05-20 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Faux witty? You wound me. This is only the most genuine of wit and sarcasm, lovingly crafted specifically for this encounter.

As to the point swaddled carefully in hand-knit cynicism, I suppose that I'm giving you a return greeting and a warning that this universe will likely metaphorically punch you in the mouth on a regular basis even after the initial kidnapping is finished.
terribubblykoi: (Default)

[personal profile] terribubblykoi 2012-05-20 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yea)(! 38)
It's awesome getting a c)(ance to talk wit)( you finally!
I'm Feferi Peixes, btw, abdicated -Empress to be.

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