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08 | Cissie's List

Hello, Balamb Garden! It's been a while since I've posted here - I blame Time Compression for sucking me out and pulling me back in - but I think we all need a little something to keep us organized and together while we're on campus.

So I'm starting a new feature: Cissie's List. And while it's currently not something sponsored by Garden, I certainly hope it'll be something the school'll take note of in the future. :)

HOW THIS WORKS

Cissie's List is a feature dedicated to telling you guys what (and who) people are looking for! We've got personals, services (PG-RATED SERVICES), items for sale, even the occasional weird request if Cadets and Staff so want them!

The restrictions:
1. Nothing above PG-13. We still have kids on the BBS, so I really don't want to advertise anything sketchy. You can do that on your own time!! >|
2. What happens in Garden stays in Garden. If you're advertising for something outside of Garden, it's not something sponsored by Balamb Garsden ok?? I am not responsible if Headmaster Cid or the Commander get all mad at you.
3. If you guys do stupid stuff, there will be more restrictions. Got it?

THE TYPES OF STUFF OFFERED

1. Community
For when you need to get people together for some occasion or another! (Example: Extra volunteers for a charity event)

2. Personals
If you're desperate for a date, you know where to go!

3. For Sale
Got something you wanna sell? Let us know about it here. (Alternatively, looking to buy something? This is a good place too.)

4. Services
Have a special talent you can offer us? Then let us know.(NOTHING OVER PG-13. I MEAN IT. >||| )

5. Jobs
Got a mission Garden won't sponsor? Maybe we can help you out here.

(If we need more subcategories, I'll add them based off interest.)

When you comment to this, just put your number in the subject heading and we should be good to go! I'll put an example so that you guys know how it works.

Good luck, and I hope this helps you guys. :)

- Cissie King-Jones

[ooc | This is an IC version of a Craigslist meme, but hopefully it'll be more than a simple meme? Feel free to go wild and threadjack, this IS just a list for stuff.]

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I'm a baker, and even though I'll be busy with upcoming finals, I'm always wanting extra test-tasters since I can't actually eat all the stuff I bake.

If you're interested, I just have one requirement: you must like sweet things, since you'll be paid in those. If you don't like desserts, you're probably better off finding something else. :/

- Cissie King-Jones

I'm...not really looking for a date here, exactly, heh. Maybe if anyone wants to put together a study group or just playing a game with someone or something.

Anything that anyone's interested in! I don't mind.

-Danny Masters

you need it to rain? you need it not to rain? weather getting you down?

RAINBOW DASH has your answers. weather managed to perfection!

It's close to summer, I kind of splurged... and I ended up with way too many grape popsicles for my own good. :| So I'm willing to give some away to a good home.

A regular box of popsicles includes orange (my favorite), cherry (so-so) and grape. I don't like the grape ones. I'm a grown-up and I don't have to eat them if I don't want to. On the other hand I can't bring myself to throw them away and while I have an awesome girlfriend, I don't think she likes them either.

So I've got a bunch of grape popsicles in my freezer. If you want them, send me a PM. If you are paranoid about them, you probably shouldn't be looking for free things on Cissie's List in the first place. (Assuming it's anything like this one website I know back home...) However, keep in mind they are all "factory sealed" and whoever takes them probably won't end up in Miss Tattler's column because they were poisoned to death by grape popsicles.

It's first come, first serve, so hurry and claim them before someone else does! If things work out, we could totally develop a "popsicles are ready for pickup" relationship, which basically means I send you a PM whenever I finish a box. If you love grape popsicles, I really think we can work something out!!

- Instructor Tom Bronson

Oh, I've never had grape popsicles before! Or, any popsicles, actually, ha.

I'd like to try some, though--grape, cherry, anything! They all sound really good.

-Danny

Danny,

You seriously mean you've never had popsicles before? :( This clearly means you're stopping by my room sometime tonight. I think I've still got some orange, but I'll have to check.

I'll be in A110 whenever you're free.

- Instructor Tom Bronson

I've never even seen them before! They sound really fun, though.

A110? That's right next door to me! I think maybe I'll come a bit later, if that's okay with you--I just want to get a bit more homework done first!

Okay that's it, you definitely need to come over today. Popsicles are the best!

Oh haha seriously? That's cool. Take your time, homework is definitely more important than popsicles. :)

Okay! Then, I'll come over and knock on your door when I'm done with my homework?

[And then this happened.]

Can't believe I'm actually asking this.

FOR SALE: One red bunny girl costume and by sale I mean please take it, I don't want it. Don't know why I don't just throw the stupid thing away.

[Only really she does and whether she can actually give it away is completely debatable at this point. However, this makes for a good CR chance if anyone wants to question why she even owns such a thing.]

is that one of those costumes that half-naked women of Midgard wear?

Like I'm even supposed to know what that means?

Are you disciple of Pervert Heffner?

You did not just ask if I was a playboy bunny.

Actually, yes, I did. I apologize. Do the women of the Bunny Brigade go by special name?

I'm not.

I don't know. Maybe they're just bunnies? That's not really something I know a lot about.

But you are a Bunny are you not?

No. I'm not.

Then why do you possess the uniform of the Bunny Brigade?

Just because someone has a bunny girl outfit it doesn't mean it's a Playboy bunny outfit.

Oh. Is it a Erotic Hero outfit?

A what.

Someone employed in the art of dressing erotically for pay.

Did you just ask if I was a stripper?

[Her brain can't handle this conversation.]

That did not even occur to me. Are you a stripper?

No! I'm not a stripper! What does "Someone employed in the art of dressing erotically for pay" even mean?!?

I believe my mother has said it entails being decor.

...What.

Until they have use of you. But since you have been expressing surprise and obvious confusion with the terms, then I think that you are not a lady of the night.

So you were asking if I was a prostitute.

You can't be serious.

Not at all. I was asking if you are an entertainer.

[At this point she's not sure if she can believe that part.]

Like what? Someone in a circus?

[She wears a costume, but she's no entertainer, gosh.]

No. A dancer.

What sort of dancer?

[She doesn't get it.]

A prostitute.

[using your words here to troll you!]

That's not a dancer.

[So much linefacing.]

In Asgardia, it is.

I don't believe you.

Oh really?

[and wherever you are, suddenly! a flower will sprout from the ground.]

Really.

[She doesn't see what a flower has to do with anything.]

[Nothing. She just wants to show off.]

It does not matter. Keep the suit. Mother always said something of the like is a necessary for a woman no matter the situation.

Right, a bunny suit for all occasions. After all little black dresses are so cliche.

[She wouldn't have given the costume to Sigyn even if she wanted it anyway.]

Well it'll do if you wish to lure boys with your quim.

With my... quim?

Or member. What have you types.

....Right.

[Sigyn's lost her. Again.]

Custom jewellery, jewellery repairs.

Weaponry customisation, repairs and servicing.

I am a trained and experienced craftsperson and blacksmith.

PM this user ID with details for a quote, or visit Raven in B111 directly.

Jewelry you say?

I'll be sure to pay you a visit later :) I kind of want a custom necklace, and I wouldn't mind negotiating some kind of price with you.

- Cissie King-Jones

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