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Ms. Tattler ([personal profile] wr_gossip) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2012-04-26 02:40 pm

The Gossip Around Garden VI

Greetings Balamb Garden,

It seems that our lovely school has made a severe splash! And what better way to dish out the goods with a prized column from yours truly! Let the games truly begin!



If you don't know about a recent marriage that occurred here, then you're sleeping under a rock! But what's this?! Is Instructor Snow Villers chatting with the bride to be? Or is she an evil twin sister out to ruin Grell's life?! Either way, both redheads have a keen eye for hunks! Side note: Snow is unattached!!

And finally Espio is wearing pants! But how long will that streaker keep them on?!

Moving on to the Holi events, there is a plethora of juicy details! Is Kate Bishop really hitting on Instructor Shadow?! With that slingshot of hers, she's certainly allowed to aim high! Shadow may as well take on the opportunity, since Claire Farron is having secret rendezvous with Cid Raines! What a sordid web!

An odd pairing of a pastel pony named Rainbow Dash (that's really her name!) and a vertically challenged cadet of Edward Elric seems to have cropped up. The only thing they have in common is their propensity for stubbornness! But anything can happen here, all thanks to Time Compression! We're all rooting for you both! Edward better keep his eye on the skies, and not on Instructor Pinkie Pie! Instructor Champloo will easily stir-fry that little rump to perfection!

And when will Gakupo make the moves on the head of the Garden Festival Committee?! Mikuru is ripe for the taking and eager for all the things he encompasses! He'd better hurry before Instructor Snow gets involved with yet another underaged girl!

Let's all take a few steps back and observe that hot and sticky night of that bonfire that lit a fire in the pits of our bellies! Our lovely resident Queen of Hair, Rapunzel, was roasting marshmallows with Cissie King-Jones! The sticky goo of their treat is just a symbolization of what was in store later on that evening! Would Eugene mind a threesome?!

Instructor Tom strummed up a few chords with Gakupo, and they seem to make a wonderful melody! Will the screech of Instructor Sharpay Evans throw them off key?! Someone get her a tuning fork!

In our next issue, we'll try to cover those very fond couples, and some new ones! Such as the game of hard to get between Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam. Love's better when one has to earn it!


Until next time, Garden!

Miss Tattler
thorny: (彡 digging around in the dirt)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-26 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't suppose that you would have some verifiable proof on hand to bolster your claim? You know how finicky hearsay and personal opinion can be.
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-26 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you agreeing to their cl8ims?
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[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-26 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Those are your words, not mine. I haven't commented on the allegations either way.
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-26 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
No opinions to s8re with the audience, Lalonde?
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[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-26 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm simply brimming with opinions, but unsolicited commentary is very rude in someone else's post.
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-26 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
There are idiots far more rude than you would 8e right now.
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[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-26 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet I still wonder whether or not you'd react favorably to my positing anything.
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-27 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
And what is that supposed to mean????????
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[personal profile] thorny 2012-04-27 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I believe that my previous response's meaning was quite clear. I'm sure you possess the analytical skills to pick it apart to satisfaction.