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Ms. Tattler ([personal profile] wr_gossip) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2012-04-26 02:40 pm

The Gossip Around Garden VI

Greetings Balamb Garden,

It seems that our lovely school has made a severe splash! And what better way to dish out the goods with a prized column from yours truly! Let the games truly begin!



If you don't know about a recent marriage that occurred here, then you're sleeping under a rock! But what's this?! Is Instructor Snow Villers chatting with the bride to be? Or is she an evil twin sister out to ruin Grell's life?! Either way, both redheads have a keen eye for hunks! Side note: Snow is unattached!!

And finally Espio is wearing pants! But how long will that streaker keep them on?!

Moving on to the Holi events, there is a plethora of juicy details! Is Kate Bishop really hitting on Instructor Shadow?! With that slingshot of hers, she's certainly allowed to aim high! Shadow may as well take on the opportunity, since Claire Farron is having secret rendezvous with Cid Raines! What a sordid web!

An odd pairing of a pastel pony named Rainbow Dash (that's really her name!) and a vertically challenged cadet of Edward Elric seems to have cropped up. The only thing they have in common is their propensity for stubbornness! But anything can happen here, all thanks to Time Compression! We're all rooting for you both! Edward better keep his eye on the skies, and not on Instructor Pinkie Pie! Instructor Champloo will easily stir-fry that little rump to perfection!

And when will Gakupo make the moves on the head of the Garden Festival Committee?! Mikuru is ripe for the taking and eager for all the things he encompasses! He'd better hurry before Instructor Snow gets involved with yet another underaged girl!

Let's all take a few steps back and observe that hot and sticky night of that bonfire that lit a fire in the pits of our bellies! Our lovely resident Queen of Hair, Rapunzel, was roasting marshmallows with Cissie King-Jones! The sticky goo of their treat is just a symbolization of what was in store later on that evening! Would Eugene mind a threesome?!

Instructor Tom strummed up a few chords with Gakupo, and they seem to make a wonderful melody! Will the screech of Instructor Sharpay Evans throw them off key?! Someone get her a tuning fork!

In our next issue, we'll try to cover those very fond couples, and some new ones! Such as the game of hard to get between Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam. Love's better when one has to earn it!


Until next time, Garden!

Miss Tattler
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-26 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Where is YOUR proof?
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-26 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean anything!
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-26 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I was there! [The mun just never got a chance to tag... sob]
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-26 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I'm not the one hearing striped hoof8easts in the gardens.

["Hearing zebras in Central Park" is the original saying, but details.]
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-26 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It means you're m8king something out of nothing, you dimwitted fools!
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-26 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's some really shitty evidence.
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-26 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I know 8etter 8ecause I know Kanaya!
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-04-27 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I've known her the longest, so yes.