[action] HIT ME WITH ALL OF YOUR FOURTH WALL, DREAMWIDTH

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny has most definitely noticed the influx of newcomers, and has been excited ever since. More people means more potential friends he can make! And that's never a bad thing. Especially after the embarrassment of getting stuck in the cafeteria wall.

So whenever he's not in class, he's searching for people to talk to. In the cafeteria, getting lunch? He'll sit next to you! In the quad pondering life under a tree? HE'LL COME TALK TO YOU. Trying to get a break from this crazy school in the bathroom stall? HE'LL BE THE--actually no he won't but he may run into you outside on his way to other hot spots to make new interdimensional friends!]

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[xiaolindragon]

[You are asking the wrong monk for recognition Jacky boy.]

Got that right. [Sort of squints at.]

So you gonna explain why you're suddenly a foot taller than me, carrapato?

[bot_builder]

Actually I was kinda hoping you'd explain why you stopped growing. Being a midget is Omi's thing.

[...Wait. The time compression pulled folks from all places and times...] Uh, it has been ten years since you last saw me, right?

[xiaolindragon]

Tch, I wish. More like last week.

[bot_builder]

[Sudden facepalm!] Yeah, yeah, that would explain it...

[And attention back to the monk.] Y'see, here's what's happened: about ten years in age difference here. I'm from your future, you're from my past, yada yada.

[xiaolindragon]

Great, time travel. Just what I like to wake up to, yo.

[Rolls eyes.]

Good to know nothing's changed. You still screech like a little girl.

[bot_builder]

[Twitch.]

Yeah, well, excuse me for being jumpy around someone with superpowers who used to beat me up.

[xiaolindragon]

Used to. Why'd I stop? [This is a legit question.]

[bot_builder]

Cause I got sick of it.

I'm retired.

[xiaolindragon]

[Pauuuse.



Snicker.



Snicker.


SNORTokay no he's totally laughing.]

[bot_builder]

[Cold, cold glare. There's nothing he can do about this at the moment, and he knows it. Jack tries to comfort himself with the fact that Raimundo seems to be buying the "retired" thing, but it's really not helping.]

Something funny about getting normal goals, kid?

[xiaolindragon]

Uh, yeah. How about the part where 'normal's being used without irony, yo.

You? Give up world conquest and evil? Yeah, right, and I'm Omi's grandma.

[bot_builder]

No wonder that kid's so messed up.

I'm perfectly serious. I'm a businessman, and haven't been anywhere near a showdown for, like I said earlier, almost ten years.

Look, everyone knows I had a lot of problems, but even I figured out eventually that it just wasn't working out. You guys were waaay more powerful than anything I could build at the time, and it wasn't exactly stress-free trying to work with people that hated me and didn't even want me around in the first place. I straightened out some priorities. Found something else to do. People grow up. Might happen to one of you guys someday, who knows. Kinda doubt it, but hey.