(tenth miracle) BBS

[bunnypassingby]

[Mikuru has deliberately left this a few days in the hopes that people wouldn't connect this to her comments on Nepeta's post.]

Free to a good home!

[Attached is a photo of a strapless red leotard, red bunny ears on a headband, white wrist cuffs, and a white collar with a red bowtie laid out on a bed. Basically, this:



Though Mikuru's keeping the tights and heels (those may come in handy one day). AND SHE IS DEFINITELY NOT SIGNING THIS POST.]

Comments

one of the two on-screen selfcest tags I will likely ever do here

[hotpinkwhirlwind]

You were right: The drama department won't be taking this.

- Instructor Sharpay Evans

and that makes two. NOT HERE

[bunnypassingby]

[MORTIFIED.]

[bratbeyond]

if that's a bunny cosplay? it failed. Big Time.

- Damian

[bunnypassingby]

I know. I didn't make it.

[bratbeyond]

I'd hope not :|

if you can't find any takers, donate it.

wheeeee wrong code

[bunnypassingby]

To who??

[bratbeyond]

there's some kind of goodwill service in town. I'm sure even they've got a use for your weird cosplay.

[bunnypassingby]

Oh, that's a really good idea!

[Just...hopefully this costume doesn't give someone superpowers. The Miracle costume is from a second hand shop; it could totally happen.]

[bratbeyond]

[Then it's that poor sucker's problem, not Mikuru's.]

it's over at [insert location here] so head down there if you can't find people.

i think they'd pay you too, but don't quote me on it

[bunnypassingby]

[Mikuru doesn't even mind not being paid for it.]

Thank you very much!

[bratbeyond]

No problem. Good luck with it.

[misspouncellor]

[Nepeta of course remembers. Oh. She can see. Why you would want to get rid of it.]

[bunnypassingby]

[Hers is an embarrassing life, Nepeta.]

[eggplantallergy]

Sorry...that isn't my shade. Good luck though?

-Gakupo

[Oh wow, a good thing he doesn't automatically remember her student number.]

[bunnypassingby]

[HURRAH FOR SMALL MERCIES.]

Me neither. [Liar.] Thank you!

[rebellingheart]

I think it's kind of cute. I'm not sure I could actually wear it though...so good luck!

[bunnypassingby]

You're welcome to try it on!

[rebellingheart]

That's okay. Thanks though!

[flashesforward]

I might know someone who can give that a good home.

[Artemis will probably kill him dead, but somethings are worth dying for!]

-Wally

[bunnypassingby]

I can drop it off for you somewhere!

[Mikuru takes no responsibility for any deaths that may occur as a result of using this product. Actually, she probably would if she found out.]

[flashesforward]

Sweet, this'll look good on a certain hottie I know.

[Said hottie will likely take credit for his death and then some.]

Where are you at? I can literally be there in a couple of seconds.

[bunnypassingby]

[N-NO YOU CAN'T KNOW WHO THIS IS--]

I'll just leave it in the [where's a section no one expects her?!] drama section of the library for you, with your name on it.

[Of course, by the time he gets there, Mikuru is still writing "Wally" on a scrap of paper.]

Action.

[flashesforward]

[Poor, poor gal. Seconds later...there he is!]

Speaking of hotties, why is a hottie like you getting rid of this costume? I mean, seriously, it's a loss for dudes everywhere. But my gain! Booyah!

:D

[bunnypassingby]

[WHY.]

I really didn't like wearing it and I don't want to see it any more-- here!

[And she's just going to shove the costume into his hands, pick up her laptop, and flee.]

[flashesforward]

[Because that's how speedster's roll.

Blink.Blink.

Eyes the costume that was shoved into his arms and then the fleeing girl.]

Uhh, thanks and bye.

[Scoots off into the sunset...or to go track Artemis down.]