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A: Text, from John Egbert

greetings and salutations!

new cadet john egbert reporting for duty here.

as the former captain and palhoncho of team sburb, may i request mr. dave strider and ms. rose lalonde to report in for duty?

oh. i guess the old trolls could report in too, or something.

ms. jade harley is here already. in fact, she is sitting right next to me safe and sound!


do we have to pick out a major right away???

i need some time to think about this!

computer science and blunt weapons are already my fields of expertise but i am definitely going to be a natural at piloting, hehe.

this is the best military college, oh man.
SeeDs are like secret super spies right?

when i graduate, can i be agent 413?

egbert over and out!


B: Text, from Jade Harley

okay so
no offense meant, but this is kind of bullshit!!!
you should TOTALLY be able to test into wtr301 if you are competent enough!
especially if you are still willing to take 101 at the same time T:B
bluhhhhhhh
they both fit into the schedule and everything!

oh and um
rose, dave, if you see this
i found john!!!! but you didnt show up with him
so...
i guess what i am trying to say here is that you should holla back!!
hehehehe
but really we are a little worried ):B

anyway it does seem a little weird that we just showed up here like this
but honestly i am not in too much of a rush to get back!
this place seems really nice
and i hope i get to know most of you better (:B
sincerely
cadet jade harley

p.s. karkat if you see this you better message me asap!!!!!!!!


C: Action, all over the place

[ Two young aliens have arrived on the scene! From the looks of it, they're of the same make as those pesky trolls that keep showing up around the place – grey skin, yellow sclera, two candy-corn horns in various shapes plopped atop their foreheads and everything. The girl has an smile of utmost rapture on her face, and as she roams from place to place she points things out to the boy with a delighted grin. The boy seems to be keeping his face to a much more tempered “derpy grin,” stopping and remarking on how cool the layout of this place is on occasion.

If you happen to have ever met a John (Egbert) or Jade (Harley) before, they bear an absolutely striking resemblance. It's uncanny, really.

The dynamic duo aren't really stuck in any particular part of Garden – rather, they are roaming throughout its entirety, staring wide-eyed at pretty much everything they pass by. On occasion, Jade will excitedly run off to see something and leave John to catch up, or John will take an extra few minutes to check something out while Jade absent-mindedly wanders off, but in general they stick close together.

Do you choose this moment to run into one or both of them (quite possibly literally)? ]


[[ Both intros merged into one post to prevent spamming up the network! o7 Cuts are to preserve people's eyes from glaring technicourier. ]]

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[the two messages on the BBS had been in rapid succession of each other, so it wasn't difficult to see them both. Rose was more than a bit wary over John's message, however - had he disappeared and reappeared in the small span of time since she'd spoken with him last? or was this another one of those blasted alternates?

fucking timeline divergences, ugh. either way she might as well get a reply out before getting too hideously paranoid.]

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[ It's Rose! Rose is heeeeeere! He shows the text to Jade and responds. ]

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[tortileghostwriter]

wonders never cease

well youre half right on your attempted hailing call anyway
though you seem to have fouled it up right and proper
now how would you care to give it another go
step right up come one come all

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yes sure fine




bravo egbert
the reviews are in
*BRAVISSIMO*
youve precisely pinpointed my identity and didnt in any way get it entirely backwards
well done

text; icon is so temporary lmsdfosdfa DIDN'T REMEMBER I NEEDED THIS EXPRESSION THANKS DAVID

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yes

well

its curious that you should say that

[and sending this next bit as a PM...]

not bad
youve figured that particular fact out far faster than rose has
or so far as i can tell anyway
i swear with how transparent she is it shouldnt be this hard to figure out what she knows
it borders on absurdity in its selective inscrutability

[moirailcompass]

:33 < old trolls?
:33 < what do you mean by that?

oh my god fell asleep at the keyboardsdgfasdg also i am sorry for this already

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[ TROLL SPOTTED. You don't even remember that stupid quirk, but TOO FUCKING BAD. You are on the hunt and fully loaded. You hunger, and troll tears are the only thing that will feed it. It is time to lay out the HARLEY SMACKDOWN. ]



[ You should also probably mention that you are ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY INEPT at this sort of thing. Not that you let that stop you. When you are WAXING THIS BLACK for what amounts to AN ENTIRE SPECIES, you can't let such frivolous details get in the way. ]

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[Christ. It takes her a moment to responds after she gets over that little spade Jade sent her]

:33 < uh right
:33 < wait what??
:33 < you mean im a human where you are furrom?

[Considering all that has happened to her since coming here this is a very...interesting development to say the least.]

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[ And, a few minutes after her original post: ]

1/2

[moirailcompass]

[Pretty much this face for those couple minutes. JADE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? She thought you were the sweet one.]

[moirailcompass]

:33 < uhh
:33 < thats okay!
:33 < yea im nepeta
:33 < its nice to m33t you too at last jade

[That was rather embarrassing. She's glad it was just a misunderstanding, she's not sure how she'd handle someone spading at her.]

aw hell late what is hiatus. ps i love you guys for apping from this fic. ((BBS))

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and we love you too ;w; now with less iphone!!! oh my god last edit so sorry ;; HTML WORK

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[ IT'S A KARKAT
IT'S A KARKAT

CALIGINOUSMODE: INITIATE ]

oh rofl whoops i pay attention, promise.

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HI KARKAT HI and oh my god yay you recognize it we don't have to explain ourselves

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA♠

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