[ TROLL SPOTTED. You don't even remember that stupid quirk, but TOO FUCKING BAD. You are on the hunt and fully loaded. You hunger, and troll tears are the only thing that will feed it. It is time to lay out the HARLEY SMACKDOWN. ]
[ You should also probably mention that you are ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY INEPT at this sort of thing. Not that you let that stop you. When you are WAXING THIS BLACK for what amounts to AN ENTIRE SPECIES, you can't let such frivolous details get in the way. ]
oh my god fell asleep at the keyboardsdgfasdg also i am sorry for this already
[ You should also probably mention that you are ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY INEPT at this sort of thing. Not that you let that stop you. When you are WAXING THIS BLACK for what amounts to AN ENTIRE SPECIES, you can't let such frivolous details get in the way. ]