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A: Text, from John Egbert
greetings and salutations!
new cadet john egbert reporting for duty here.
as the former captain and palhoncho of team sburb, may i request mr. dave strider and ms. rose lalonde to report in for duty?
oh. i guess the old trolls could report in too, or something.
ms. jade harley is here already. in fact, she is sitting right next to me safe and sound!
do we have to pick out a major right away???
i need some time to think about this!
computer science and blunt weapons are already my fields of expertise but i am definitely going to be a natural at piloting, hehe.
this is the best military college, oh man.
SeeDs are like secret super spies right?
when i graduate, can i be agent 413?
egbert over and out!
B: Text, from Jade Harley
okay so
no offense meant, but this is kind of bullshit!!!
you should TOTALLY be able to test into wtr301 if you are competent enough!
especially if you are still willing to take 101 at the same time T:B
bluhhhhhhh
they both fit into the schedule and everything!
oh and um
rose, dave, if you see this
i found john!!!! but you didnt show up with him
so...
i guess what i am trying to say here is that you should holla back!!
hehehehe
but really we are a little worried ):B
anyway it does seem a little weird that we just showed up here like this
but honestly i am not in too much of a rush to get back!
this place seems really nice
and i hope i get to know most of you better (:B
sincerely
cadet jade harley
p.s. karkat if you see this you better message me asap!!!!!!!!
C: Action, all over the place
[ Two young aliens have arrived on the scene! From the looks of it, they're of the same make as those pesky trolls that keep showing up around the place – grey skin, yellow sclera, two candy-corn horns in various shapes plopped atop their foreheads and everything. The girl has an smile of utmost rapture on her face, and as she roams from place to place she points things out to the boy with a delighted grin. The boy seems to be keeping his face to a much more tempered “derpy grin,” stopping and remarking on how cool the layout of this place is on occasion.
If you happen to have ever met a John (Egbert) or Jade (Harley) before, they bear an absolutely striking resemblance. It's uncanny, really.
The dynamic duo aren't really stuck in any particular part of Garden – rather, they are roaming throughout its entirety, staring wide-eyed at pretty much everything they pass by. On occasion, Jade will excitedly run off to see something and leave John to catch up, or John will take an extra few minutes to check something out while Jade absent-mindedly wanders off, but in general they stick close together.
Do you choose this moment to run into one or both of them (quite possibly literally)? ]
[[ Both intros merged into one post to prevent spamming up the network! o7 Cuts are to preserve people's eyes from glaring technicourier. ]]
greetings and salutations!
new cadet john egbert reporting for duty here.
as the former captain and palhoncho of team sburb, may i request mr. dave strider and ms. rose lalonde to report in for duty?
oh. i guess the old trolls could report in too, or something.
ms. jade harley is here already. in fact, she is sitting right next to me safe and sound!
do we have to pick out a major right away???
i need some time to think about this!
computer science and blunt weapons are already my fields of expertise but i am definitely going to be a natural at piloting, hehe.
this is the best military college, oh man.
SeeDs are like secret super spies right?
when i graduate, can i be agent 413?
egbert over and out!
B: Text, from Jade Harley
okay so
no offense meant, but this is kind of bullshit!!!
you should TOTALLY be able to test into wtr301 if you are competent enough!
especially if you are still willing to take 101 at the same time T:B
bluhhhhhhh
they both fit into the schedule and everything!
oh and um
rose, dave, if you see this
i found john!!!! but you didnt show up with him
so...
i guess what i am trying to say here is that you should holla back!!
hehehehe
but really we are a little worried ):B
anyway it does seem a little weird that we just showed up here like this
but honestly i am not in too much of a rush to get back!
this place seems really nice
and i hope i get to know most of you better (:B
sincerely
cadet jade harley
p.s. karkat if you see this you better message me asap!!!!!!!!
C: Action, all over the place
[ Two young aliens have arrived on the scene! From the looks of it, they're of the same make as those pesky trolls that keep showing up around the place – grey skin, yellow sclera, two candy-corn horns in various shapes plopped atop their foreheads and everything. The girl has an smile of utmost rapture on her face, and as she roams from place to place she points things out to the boy with a delighted grin. The boy seems to be keeping his face to a much more tempered “derpy grin,” stopping and remarking on how cool the layout of this place is on occasion.
If you happen to have ever met a John (Egbert) or Jade (Harley) before, they bear an absolutely striking resemblance. It's uncanny, really.
The dynamic duo aren't really stuck in any particular part of Garden – rather, they are roaming throughout its entirety, staring wide-eyed at pretty much everything they pass by. On occasion, Jade will excitedly run off to see something and leave John to catch up, or John will take an extra few minutes to check something out while Jade absent-mindedly wanders off, but in general they stick close together.
Do you choose this moment to run into one or both of them (quite possibly literally)? ]
[[ Both intros merged into one post to prevent spamming up the network! o7 Cuts are to preserve people's eyes from glaring technicourier. ]]
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[ -oh. That's actually correct. FUCK. She straightens up a little awkwardly, an expression somewhere between uncertainty, disappointment, and helpfulness on her face. ]
Actually, that is basically it! We assumed you fuckwits would be human the next time we saw you, but this is a little better, I think. Humans are too fleshy and soft to really get too angry with.
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Man, you are probably in awe about how we turned out better trolls than you, huh? That's okay, Karkat. There's room in the world for mediocre people too!
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Fuck you both. I'm focused on the fact that this means we fucked up, because that wasn't supposed to happen. Unlike you, shitbert, I'm actually concerned for my leadership and how it affects my teammates.
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[ ...oh, she's actually kind of offended now. ]
Fuck you! And not in the fun way, either, you stupid pile of hoofbeast shit. I don't think it is even a SURPRISE that you idiots managed to fuck everything up! I am not sure if you remember, but you are pretty miserable at everything, and that's something that doesn't change from past to future to scratch-
Ugh, whatever! Fine, fine. It's not too much of a stretch to think that you might be concerned for the rest of your little dumbshit crew. But if you ever say stupid shit like that about John or my friends again, I will tear your fucking throat out!
That includes Nepeta.
[ yes nepeta is totally a friend now shut the fuck up ]
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[ > how it affects teammates ]
[ Oh hey, guess who's more offended than Jade! That's right. It's their one and only leader. Hands rolled into trembling fists and with a vicious snarl coming out of his mouth, he approaches Karkat. At first his hands twitch, like he can't decide whether to punch Karkat or grab his collar or something more demeaning, like kiss him. Right now, he settles for staring him down. ]
Are you implying that I don't care about my friends, that I don't take my position as their leader seriously?
I did what was best for my crew. Our decision to enable the Scratch was a unanimous vote. If it weren't for it, everyone would've dropped like flies; in fact, I think that happened to your crew already farther into the timeline. We were given another chance, and because of our humble fucking generosity, we gave you guys another chance too.
So don't talk like you know everything, shortstack. You don't know squat.
[ He's going to try and shove Karkat for emphasis. ]
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[Okay John you're sort of making it a requirement that he reacts to you, what with that shoving and all. He just sort of snarls and takes a step backward, moving away and pacing like some kind of ...entirely unthreatening lion cub with a toothache.]
[He doesn't actually say anything, just paces.]
[The bit about Nepeta sort of soured the fuck out of him.]
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Fucking- talk, you stupid piece of shit! He's not fighting back, or doing anything, or- this isn't fun anymore, this isn't their crazy weird troll blackrom thing, she's pretty sure, she's just seething and angry and god does she want to punch his stupid ugly troll face until he's bleeding
and then-Her hands have balled into little clawed fists. She's not quite sure when she started, but there's a definite growl coming from her throat, and her lips have pulled back to show off the row of shredders she calls teeth.
Finally, she snaps out in a slightly-shakier-than-she'd-like-to-admit voice: ]
Stop pacing around and say something already, you- fucking dumbbutt! We are not going to get anything done if you just stand there like a useless piece of shit. And then everybody gets to be unhappy, and-
[ Face, meet hands. Hands, meet hair. Hair, meet fists balling up and pulling a little harder than they probably should. ]
For fuck's sake, Karkat, will you just punch one of us already or something?
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[ So he's in the same boat as Jade is here, but he's standing still because they need at least one levelheaded person here. He's just staring down Karkat, daring him to make a move like he's one of the wild animals he used to hunt down back at Alternia. He's waiting for a retort of some sort, a punch, a yell, a kick -- anything to justify movement of some sort. ]
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[When actually confronted with conflict? He doesn't know what to do with it. He stops in his pacing, finally, and rolls his eyes, giving Jade a sort of tired, irritated look.]
Fucking dumb-butt? Harley I'm convinced you can do better than that. And what exactly are you intending on getting done, anyway?
[A thought occurs to him, and one corner of his mouth quirks ever so slightly. He glances at John. Turnabout's fair play-- we'll see how long he can pretend he's not waxing just as black as the Egbert and his sister.]
Punch you? Well shit, doesn't that sound awfully caliginous to you?