Gossip Around Garden, Volume III

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This issue brings us some tantalizing bits of info! A few returns! A lot of new faces! And more importantly, buckets of drama!! Read on!



Ah, young love! We've been waiting with baited breath for their return! John and Dave stood side by side as they tried to rescue their friends! It was all rather silly shenanigans, they looked so very endearing together!

Aren't Jade Strider and David Lalonde a bit young to be practicing the fine art or bondage? They literally tied their hands together, and somehow, at the end of that little shindig Grell threw, David ended up being tied up! Oh, Jade, you will be a shining example for everyone with a bit more practice! But if she wants more tips on binding someone, Equius is the one to turn to!! We have undeniable proof of his talents. He said so himself on our last column post!

But what is more interesting is the fact that David has won a bid with his own sister!! Such incestuous deeds out in the public! And they seem to be tooting their own horns! What were they thinking?! Perhaps they're nobility, and trying to keep their bloodline pure? I think Jade should watch out for him, and Rose! When those siblings are together, they may bore her to death with their roundabout way of speech! They'll never get to third base like that!! But do we really want them to?! The jury is still out on that decision!

It seems that our swimming instructor is doing laps around Rikku at the date auction! Rikku is a lucky girl, and unfortunate? Jecht can't seem to keep a shirt on! Oh my! I'm quite jealous!!

Our reigning power couple, Grell and Marco, right after the Commander and Seifer (we'll get to them in a bit!) reveals that they are expecting a small bundle in approximately nine months! That's right! Grell is pregnant!! Perhaps they forgot about our Garden issued condoms? Who can forget that package with such a flowery cover?! Let this be an example of not to forget! This must be a Garden first!

The romance between the fugitive Seifer Almasy, and Commander Squall Leonhart, seems to have taken a turn for the better! Such hot, passionate, fisticuffs in the middle of the hallway! And rumor has it that the Commander threw the first...blow!! The way they tumbled on the floor with lots of grunts, fighting with determination to be on top, and how they simply cannot keep their hands away from each other! We want more!! A shame Lieutenant Commander Quistis Trepe had to intervene. She obviously still has some jealousy issues to work out!

Tavros really has no life! Continuously stalking Equius via the BBS and sound system is grade A desperation!! At least since he won the auction for Equius, they can finally work out their frustrations in the way Seifer and the Commander do!

On the topic of no life, where, oh where has the Headmaster gone?! We see hardly hide nor hair of him! His office must be the coziest place in existence! Not that he doesn't have a life (maybe he and his wife are...'comparing notes' on life) but it would be nice to know we have one! They really are a proper couple!

Mae is another example of a proper woman, but she needs someone who isn't afraid of getting down and dirty after class! The Prince will surely sweep her off her feet, and then mop the floor she stood on! Hey, he missed a spot, okay?! Such convenience, though!!

Now that we have a lovely new apprentice to our beautiful GFC leader, let's speculate on their relationship. Will Gakupo realize that Mikuru is harboring a crush for him, or will he looks the other way towards his comatose lover? Such a tragic love triangle! Either outcome will be heart wrenching and dramatic!! Our GFC leader needs to make a timely decision before more hearts are toyed with! That's Katara's job!

Lets talk more about what she's been up to!

Katara's evil plot thickens, as we spot her and Zuko holding hands in the cafeteria! They waited until just the right moment to do so! I bet it was her plan all along, and no doubt Aang was there to see his friend, or ex-friend, with his crush.

And speaking of places, the kitchens are sure to heat up now that Pinkie Pie has returned to Garden, taking up the position of the Tuesday and Thursday Home Economics course. She is the Tuesday and Thursday to his Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!! But wait! It seems that Pinkie has a challenger to deal with! Megan is seen sucking up to Mr. Champloo!! Those cupcakes of hers is full of brown nosing and deceit! Surely Mr. Champloo's palate cannot be fooled by something that simple! Pinkie Pie, you need to fight for your man!

And closing this first part is the best pairing yet! Alfred and his baked goods!! Everyone, be on the lookout for Alfred's scones! I hear they are to die for!

Oh, did you think this was the only volume until next month? That there isn't coverage for Homecoming? Think again!! The next post is coming soon!! Consider this a special issue!

You're welcome!!
Ms. Tattler


(ooc: EDIT! Don't forget that there is a suggestion post for more gossip! The next volume will focus solely on Homecoming!!)

Comments

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

Eh? Who did then?

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

Jecht's the dad of one of my friends! He was just bidding on me for fun. And probably to harass the other guy.

--Rikku.

[easilytriggered.livejournal.com]

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[and that's all she can trust herself to say right now. rhtjkrhdstkl THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL OH GOD]

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, that makes no sense! Your name isn't as popular as your actions! Your name could be 'mud' for all we care!

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[erosion-sucks.livejournal.com]

OK. The next person to trash talk Katara gets a one way ticket to pain. The next one to mention Aang being miserable gets a one way ticket to pain. The next person to harass Zuko without my permission gets a one way ticket to pain.

You got that?

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

Are those the only tickets you have?! I'd personally like to go to the fire cavern!

[hellomgann.livejournal.com]

That's not what I'm trying to do! I give cupcakes and cookies to everyone. I'm not trying to win favors...

- Megan

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

Tell me, do your confectioneries come with white icing?

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[hypocriteonjl.livejournal.com]

This is very much inappropriate for BBS. Is rude to be wind scandals in public.

-Instructor Gavril

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[worthyheir]

It's biologically impossible for a transsexual to have a child. Try harder.

[greeneyedmecha.livejournal.com]

A what?

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[brightens]

GRELL IS PREGNANT?!

CONGRATULATIONS!! i'm sure it'll be a really pretty baby!

and i really want to try those cupcakes! and the scones too...

- vanille

[redcinemareel]

I'm not pregnant, unfortunately. It was merely a false alarm.

-Grell for Homecoming Princess ♥

[tortileghostwriter]

[yeah he kind of just wants to hide forever, this is fucking mortifying.]

i am going to just say im totally unsurprised that this puerile prattling publication is even a thing

points presented for entertaining stories but they lack the smallest strata of substance
a shame to be sure
the pulitzer goes to the other contender im afraid
truly a tragedy
they came here with such high hopes

oh scores of saddening songs will be sung of that shadowy night
ballads of how a half-baked hackneyed horrendous journalistic harlequin romance was jotted and noted down by a horde of hacks to be serialized
and soon seen for the insipid slice of manufactured instant gratification that it is
surely such stupendous sorrow was seen on that shadowy shadowy night

woe
woeeeeeeeee

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

Wow, what a drama queen!

[martinigirl2.livejournal.com]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE HELL GRELL AND MARCO HELLSPGNAKHEUTIOHOTUHT

pardon me while he just says something very vague but very to the point]

... No.

UNSIGNED;

[pyromatics.livejournal.com]

You really have nothing better to do with your time don't you??

[burntglory.livejournal.com]

[AS MUCH AS SEIFER WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF, 'YEAH WE FOUGHT OVER HOW PUBERTY BOY LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO A SORCERESS,' HE ACTUALLY WON'T BE AS TROLLY........]

what rumor you going to throw around next? youve already painted me as the commander's GAG lover. here how about I start it off for you - I'm banging trepe in her office just so I can stay in garden and avoid a trial.

get over yourself.

[brightens]

[ ... Someone check Seifer's temperature, he took the less trolly route. ]

ooc; you meant 'megan' right? ;; no one but yj clan should know her mars name

[genomorphed.livejournal.com]

[Oh. More stuff about Megan... Conner is going to lineface at the screen.]

Leave Megan alone.

ooc: ah, is that a new change? I looked around and didn't see that spelling used... *changes* thanks

[wr-gossip.livejournal.com]

Mr. Champloo is doing a fine job of that!!

[laughafterme]

Huh?! Is someone trying to replace me?!

I JUST GOT HERE! :(

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

Under the circumstances, I'm surprised I'm not pregnant.

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[tortileghostwriter]

jade the less you say the less ammunition youll give them
just stop