[bbs]

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

guess who talked nida into flying us to the gd beach next weekend???

yeah thats right bitches, you can all start bowing to my awesomeness now

whoever wants can come i guess, but im not taking care of jack all for you so bring your own towels and tents and food and shit, if you starve or die from jellyfish poison i dont care im not taking responsibility

i guess there can be beach ball (lame!!!!) and fireworks and shit, someone can handle music (it better be good tho)

wtv im bad at organizing, just tell me if youre coming or not

Comments

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

kate from homecoming?

added

[hawkette]

Unless there was another Kate at homecoming, yes?

- Kate Bishop

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

awesome

just remember to bring your own swimsuit and stuff ok

[hawkette]

Um yeah I read your message.

I thought that much should be obvious. Do people here really expect to be given everything here?

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

hey its not that much of a stretch

we get free food free beds free everything pretty much

[hawkette]

Man, and I thought the kids from Hawthorne Academy were bad...

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

whoa hold up

hawthorne academy like nyc hawthorne academy?

[hawkette]

Yeah, that's the one.

You've heard of it?

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

who hasn't

youre some VIP

[hawkette]

Try everyone here.

So you know of the Avengers too, then? Not some 'Justice League' nonsense?

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

the fuck is the justice league

sounds like people who wear their undies on the outside

but hey, the avengers do that too, lets not judge

[hawkette]

Some other world's Avengers.

Only Spider-Man, but that's more footie pajamas. At least Luke Cage doesn't wear the tiara anymore.

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

yeah that was an awkward phase

thor never really stopped tho did he

[hawkette]

Hm? What are you...? Oh! No that piece is just a piece of tunic that sticks out under the belt.

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

no i didn't mean the skirt i meant like

that fucking wing crown thing

headdress

whatever

[hawkette]

I like the helmet.

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

im sorry to tell you this but

your taste sucks

[hawkette]

Excuse me?

Well then, tell me what the cutting edge of superhero fashion is. I'm all ears.

[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

there is none

'superhero fashion' will never be a thing

it all looks dumb, i mean, whose idea was it to be like 'i have powers, let's put on a spandex bodysuit and FIGHT CRIME'???

[hawkette]

That would be Captain America and the other Invaders. And that guy punched Hitler in the face.

Plus it's not like Tony can really do anything without his suit, so there's that.