♉ [STRONG Action] Huh, that seems a little off.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Look at all these trolls posts, I'm falling down all of them, seriously. Homestuck, Homestuck, Homestuck.]

[But no seriously, someone is having some troubles, he's practically a one man demolition team but you might not notice right away since he spent most of his day in his apartment trying to get used to the fact that he could could lift his couch. Seriously, holy, glubbing, carp. Anyways, fish puns aside, he's finally decided to venture out, which means almost ripping his door off the hinges after accidentally ripping off the toilet seat and rippping 4 of his shirts before managing to get one on.... FINALLY heading over to the main building now.]

[His entrance probably would go unnoticed ...if, he hadn't shut that glass panel door so hard that the entire thing shattered behind him, causing him to jump and turn around, shrugging his head into his shoulders as he stares wide eyed at the shattered door behind him.]

Oh...

Well blimey...

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[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

Shit man, not like I fuckin' tried it. Everything's gone to hell lately...

[Pause.]

I left our dorm unlocked, uhhh, kinda ruined the handle so, the door won't close.

[Pausex2.]

Also the toilet seat shattered.

Yep,

[fierybluebird]

You're making a very persuasive argument for staying at my girlfriend's until someone catches me.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

Oh well that's fine by me. [Wink wink.]

[fierybluebird]

[Blushes slightly. Now cut that out.]

Oh, got someone you're thinking of bringing over? [Two can play at this game.]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[Marco wishes.]

Nope.

[fierybluebird]

Really?

[That. Was very anticlimactic.]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

YEP!

[Not telling you shit bro.]

[fierybluebird]

That's boring.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

Sometimes life is boring.

[fierybluebird]

You should liven it up then.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

Maybe I will, or won;t. Who knows! Your boy's got plans either way.

[fierybluebird]

Nice. Let me know what happens, eh?

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

...Lookin' at who it could be with you might not wanna get any ear of it. [He chuckles.]

[fierybluebird]

Oh don't underestimate my inability to be squeamish.

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

...I am not gonna be tellin' ya shit.

[Sides, he's thirteen. The worst they'll do is breaking bones and very Equius driven hate snogging.]

[fierybluebird]

[Rofl, that is still somehow more than Marco expected.]

See? Totally boring mate. [Sticks his tongue out.]