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So wHeRe aLl mY MoThErFuCkErS At?
HeArD YoU AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg lEfT!
AnD A BrO CaN'T JuSt bE LeAvInG HiS FrIeNdS AlL HaNgInG LiKe tHaT
GoTtA FoLlOw aLoNg aNd sHiT
YeEeEaH, aNd i bAkEd aLl tHe pIeS YoU AlL GoNnA NeEd tO MaKe uP FoR BeInG AlL MoThErFuCkInG SlOw oN ThE UpTaKe :O)
KiNdA ZoNeD OuT Or sOmE ShIt oR I WoUlDa gOtTeN HeRe fAsTeR

SiDeS, tHiS PlAcE Is tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg bItChTiTs sO FaR
AnD YoU KnOw?
HuMaNs aIn't aLl tHaT BaD
So i gOtTa bE AlL ChEcKiNg tHiS PlAcE OuT AnYwAy
ScHmOoZe aNd sHiT LiKe tHaT
ShArE A CoUpLe oF PiEs aNd hAvE A MoThErFuCkInG HeLl oF A TiMe

GaMzEe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAkArA'S GoT ThIs pLaCe aLl uP In hIs zOnE
AnD I'M HeLlA ExCiTeD To bE MaKiNg sOmE NeW FuCkInG BrOs wItH AaAaAaAlL YoU DoPe wRiGgLeBrOs
HoNk hOnK

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[If one were to check out the courtyard right now, they might wind up spotting a very... odd-looking guy chilling in the center of just about everything, sitting in the grass and sipping on a beverage of Questionable Fizzy Content. The troll's face is unlike any others' from the Garden so far, caked with face makeup as opposed to be relatively or entirely bare of that artificial slop.

He also seems kind of... out of it. How could one describe it as? Lethargic? No, maybe out of tune with things? Perhaps. Focused on something? Who even motherfucking knows. He's not even focused on one thing. The whole world around him is just... fascinating him on this new planet.

Garden's beautiful, life is beautiful, all that shit just going on in his little clown head.

No matter how off he seems, however, he's actually a pretty cool dude to be around. That just... might take a moment to realize beyond his high personality and low attention span due to the fact.

Approach, y/n/sopor pies?]

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[Gamzee stops mid-licking, not even noticing when Equius rips the pie tin away from him to get chowing. He just kind of stares down at the grass as Equius prattles on about... what now? The fizz? Something like that.

He just stares and stares.

He then looks up with the most puzzled look on his face ever.]

What was all that you were goin' on about, brother? Haha, sorry. Kinda motherfucking spaced out.

[... welp. Miracles = not ruined after all.]

[Huh, did Gamzee say something?]

[Equius looks up from the pie, a blank look and sopor slime on his face]

What?

Haha, I was all askin' you what!

It's nothing, brother. Probably nothing motherfucking important anyway. Gotta take your mind of all that hard shit and just be smooth as shit.

[He swiped a small blob of slime from Equius's face and licks it off. ~~Tastes like drugs and sweat.~~]

Okay.

[He doesn't know how to be smooth, but he's already forgotten about hard things, so it's okay if he just goes back to eating now, right? It must be, because his face is already back in the tin, and he's making little pleasured noises with each mouthful. This stuff just tastes better and better the more he eats.]

Edited 2011-08-04 00:53 (UTC)

Now that's what all I've been REALLY wanting to motherfucking hear. Eat that shit like you can't get no more, so you can straight up savor the shit out of it.

Feels good.

[He reaches for another pie for himself and begins to eat it. Yay.]

[Uh huh, whatever you say, Gamzee. Equius here, totally not listening to a word of it. He's too busy licking the tin clean. He doesn't look up until it's all gone, and then there's only one thought on his mind.]

More?

[Aw, Equius, how could he ever say no to a bro? He looks down at the pie he was about to eat and shoves it into Equius's hands.]

Motherfucking savor it like it's fuckin' heaven, brother.

[Awww, Gamzee. He's just so happy, he could smile at you. A real, full smile, not one of those tiny half smiles he usually does.]

[Okay, smile accomplished, he's just going to sit down next to Gamzee and cuddle up close while once more stuffing his face with pie. Omnomnomsnuggle]

[AWWW EQUIBRO. He didn't even expect that, but damn, does he ever not mind it. HAVE A ONE-ARMED HUG.]

Man, you reeeeeeally fuckin' like that shit. Gotta motherfucking make a bunch of it for you anyway.

[Yeeeaaaaaah, highblood snuggles! Just about the best things ever! He might just stop eating to smile wanly at Gamzee]

I need it in my mouth for forever. [pause] Like Tavros. I need him in my mouth forever too. Tastes like orange dreamsicles.

Shit, dog, I didn't even know you all up in wanted him like that.

[GAMZEE THAT... THAT IS... NO.

He may have actually curled into a slight frown there. Gasp.]

[dreamy smile~] He is my kismesis. We have all the sloppy make-outs. All of them. When he's not in detention, anyway.

[Hmm, forgot pie. He wants sloppy make-outs now. Where did Tavros get to, anyway?]

[Oh, he was talking about the other Tavros that was here then, because as far as he know, his Tav isn't anywhere to be find here yet.

WELP that's fine by him. Maybe he'll come around one day.]

Haha, man, and here I am all blown the motherfuck away! Do whatever makes you two all happy, brother.

[That sloppy, out-of-it grin returns.]

[beaming] He makes me all the happy. Except for when he makes me sad. But I don't think that will happen anymore. Or at least not as often.

Nah, brother, you just gots to believe. If you're all up in his quadrant, you're in being made for each other.

And that's real fuckin' miracles to believe in.

[Gamzee you sap.]

[ ._. Suddenly got a chill.]

[ >B3c Better get a jacket, Tavros, you're not leaving his mind any time soon]

[ ...Wonderful.]

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Not here... /thank god/

No. Sadness, Tavros. All the sadness.

Ugh.