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So wHeRe aLl mY MoThErFuCkErS At?
HeArD YoU AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg lEfT!
AnD A BrO CaN'T JuSt bE LeAvInG HiS FrIeNdS AlL HaNgInG LiKe tHaT
GoTtA FoLlOw aLoNg aNd sHiT
YeEeEaH, aNd i bAkEd aLl tHe pIeS YoU AlL GoNnA NeEd tO MaKe uP FoR BeInG AlL MoThErFuCkInG SlOw oN ThE UpTaKe :O)
KiNdA ZoNeD OuT Or sOmE ShIt oR I WoUlDa gOtTeN HeRe fAsTeR

SiDeS, tHiS PlAcE Is tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg bItChTiTs sO FaR
AnD YoU KnOw?
HuMaNs aIn't aLl tHaT BaD
So i gOtTa bE AlL ChEcKiNg tHiS PlAcE OuT AnYwAy
ScHmOoZe aNd sHiT LiKe tHaT
ShArE A CoUpLe oF PiEs aNd hAvE A MoThErFuCkInG HeLl oF A TiMe

GaMzEe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAkArA'S GoT ThIs pLaCe aLl uP In hIs zOnE
AnD I'M HeLlA ExCiTeD To bE MaKiNg sOmE NeW FuCkInG BrOs wItH AaAaAaAlL YoU DoPe wRiGgLeBrOs
HoNk hOnK

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[If one were to check out the courtyard right now, they might wind up spotting a very... odd-looking guy chilling in the center of just about everything, sitting in the grass and sipping on a beverage of Questionable Fizzy Content. The troll's face is unlike any others' from the Garden so far, caked with face makeup as opposed to be relatively or entirely bare of that artificial slop.

He also seems kind of... out of it. How could one describe it as? Lethargic? No, maybe out of tune with things? Perhaps. Focused on something? Who even motherfucking knows. He's not even focused on one thing. The whole world around him is just... fascinating him on this new planet.

Garden's beautiful, life is beautiful, all that shit just going on in his little clown head.

No matter how off he seems, however, he's actually a pretty cool dude to be around. That just... might take a moment to realize beyond his high personality and low attention span due to the fact.

Approach, y/n/sopor pies?]

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Shit, that's all motherfucking new. We're all being like... newbros all up in here together.

[He slowly wobbles his feet. His eyes are all glazed over and glassy. Typical Gamzee.

He places a thin hand on Eridan's shoulder.] You cadeting in this place, too, or some shit? Or are you being in this whole 'seed' business?

Haha, we are, aren't we?

[He did certainly flinch at first, but you can't blame him... right? Within a few moments of realizing what he was doing, he relaxed again.

... As much as Eridan can relax, anyways.]

Yeah you got that right, I'm one a your fellow cadets here. How'd you enjoy that little introduction they gave? [He's... mainly speaking of the introduction lol.]

Man, that introduction. It was all motherfucking like...

[He slowly let his gaze wander up to the skies above them, and all of a sudden, he begins laughing.]

Hahaha! Brother, I don't even know if I fucking even... remember what they all were saying. Something about amethyst shits that were all motherfucking purple and shiny.

[Um. Okay.]

Yeah it was...

[Uh.

Oh. Well, that was some information. Eridan holds up his right hand, showing off the single ring that looked so out of place from all of his tacky jewelry, but still amazingly fit in because of the single hint of purple.]
Erm.

So you got picked up by the same sponsor as me, huh?

[And so Gamzee holds up a hand too. This hand has no ring. Oops. He'll hold it up anyway, though.]

Sure enough, motherfucker. The whole... shiny motherfucking purple all here. They've got all kinds of fuckin' shiny colors, and it's all...

Shit, bro. How'd they go and get all that?

[He's pretty proud of his gems, no doubt about it. He ends up closing his eyes for a second and grins.

Right after Gamzee finishes speaking, he opens his eyes and looks from his friend's hand to his face.]

... Did they not give you a ring?

I don't even know, motherfucker.

If they did...

[A pause. He's letting this all just sink in. Very, very slowly.]

Man, I might have all up and lost that pimping thing.

But it's all good. I'll just kinda look for it aaaaaall over again.

[God damn it, Gam'...]

... You know you need that ring, right?

Maybe you just left it back in your fuckin' room or somethin'?

[8|||||||]

Bro, I haven't even been in my motherfucking room yet. It's gotta be...

...

I don't even fucking know.

[HONK.

Spoilers it's next to his husktop near them. s i g h]

It's probably around all a your belongin's or somethin'.

[He's currently peaking over the taller troll's shoulder, or you know... attempting to. He can't really get through his mop of hair, so he's just... leaning over to spot his stuff.

Don't mind him, Gamzee.]

Shit, you might all be right. Let's take a motherfucking peek out here.

[He looks around his husktop, and after a minute, OH HEY. SUP RING.

He slips it on his finger and begins to stare at it.]

It's so motherfucking shiny, brother.

[YEAH. He might... just............ hook his ring finger (the one that had the matching ring) around the capricorn troll's own.

He's not blushing, that would be idiotic and dumb and not regal-like at all. Nope. No blushing at all. ]

Yeah, and it's fuckin' important. You can't go and lose it like that, Gam'.

Hells naw. I mean... look at this shit!

[He totally curls his finger around Eridan's and laughs.]

We're all fucking ringbros in here. Means I can't go and lose this motherfucker.

[Aw, how... uh... cute, I guess. If Eridan wasn't so desperate, my gog.]

I-I uh... [WOW HEhh.... hehe.]

Y-yeah. [He's totally blushing more, yep. He's going to strengthen the hold on his finger a bit and he nods.]

We are, aren't we? [And then he stalls for a sec, words. words. words and shit where are they.]

Sure as shit, motherfucker. You and I? We're so fucking bros, it's straight up crazy.

... and shiny.

Shit, is it ever shiny.

[His grip on Eridan's hand kind of wanes as he stares at both of their rings. Wow. Don't move that hand, broski. He's too busy watching the gems gleam in the sunlight.]

[Damn him for having such ring-clad fingers.

jsdkjfjkskjfskdfksf he's so flustered.]

Y-yeah, it is pretty glamorous isn't it? U-Uh... [He lifts up his free hand and stares at his rings.

... HE WANTS TO... give him one... but no, not yet? Back down goes the hand, placing it on the back of his bro's palm.

FEELINGS ARE SO DUMB.]

SHIT, brother, you got more on that other hand.

Gimme that. [Gamzee reaches his other hand and grabs Eridan's free one by the wrist, lifting it into his eye view.

Yep. Just gonna stare at BOTH now.]

Man... how the fuck do you even get so many of these? Fucking miracles to be getting all this shine. Man...

[Oh my god what is your problem aaaa SO FLUSTERED. %I FUCK FEELINS.]

Yeah haven't you noticed? It was a part a some a the treasure Vri' and I got when we were out FLARPin' before the game. I just like to keep 'em in top condition. Appearance is everythin'.

[:I ... Okay.

GAMZEE YOU ARE skjdkjfkjdf. He pries one of his hands away for a split second, sliding one of his rings off of his fingers and slipping it right on top of Gamzee's other ring.

Yep.]

Man, brother, you never motherfucking stop amazing me with all this treasure shit! Fucking seadwellers, they got miracles in the palms of their hands.

[And then Eridan put the ring on his finger.

Oh.

That is just AWESOME.]

... Holy shit, brother! Now we're real motherfucking ringbros. Ringbrothers for motherfucking sweeps to come here. Got it?

[Arm sling over Eri's shoulder right.]

[If Eridan could not have been so purple, jfc.]

I-I-I y-y-you think so, Gam'?

[kjsfkjsfdiasdjfijasdkfjsdf]

Y-yeah, A course, Gam'. You uh... Just promise me that you won't lose neither a those rings, g-got it?

I'll only be making the most motherfucking sure I don't, ringbro.

[He pulls him in tight. YEEEEEAH Eridan you are such a bro.

He also totally doesn't notice how burning purple his bro is right now.]

I'll take good fuckin' care of them.

[Yep he's so glad that he's not noticing.

He's just kind of. Standing there. oh man. What is even going on anymore. This can't be real life.]

Thanks. I know I can count on you.

[Hesitantly, he moves his arms just a bit. No, he's not trying to hug him back, that'd be silly. Really silly. So he won't.

...

This is the most awkward hug ever.]

No fuckin' problem, bro. No fuckin' problem.

[He enjoys this hug, however. So have the sappiest, yet most awkward brohug ever to end this thread on the best note ever. ♥]

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