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witchesreign2011-08-02 12:32 pm
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oo1; bbs / action
ShIiIiIt
So wHeRe aLl mY MoThErFuCkErS At?
HeArD YoU AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg lEfT!
AnD A BrO CaN'T JuSt bE LeAvInG HiS FrIeNdS AlL HaNgInG LiKe tHaT
GoTtA FoLlOw aLoNg aNd sHiT
YeEeEaH, aNd i bAkEd aLl tHe pIeS YoU AlL GoNnA NeEd tO MaKe uP FoR BeInG AlL MoThErFuCkInG SlOw oN ThE UpTaKe :O)
KiNdA ZoNeD OuT Or sOmE ShIt oR I WoUlDa gOtTeN HeRe fAsTeR
SiDeS, tHiS PlAcE Is tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg bItChTiTs sO FaR
AnD YoU KnOw?
HuMaNs aIn't aLl tHaT BaD
So i gOtTa bE AlL ChEcKiNg tHiS PlAcE OuT AnYwAy
ScHmOoZe aNd sHiT LiKe tHaT
ShArE A CoUpLe oF PiEs aNd hAvE A MoThErFuCkInG HeLl oF A TiMe
GaMzEe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAkArA'S GoT ThIs pLaCe aLl uP In hIs zOnE
AnD I'M HeLlA ExCiTeD To bE MaKiNg sOmE NeW FuCkInG BrOs wItH AaAaAaAlL YoU DoPe wRiGgLeBrOs
HoNk hOnK
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[If one were to check out the courtyard right now, they might wind up spotting a very... odd-looking guy chilling in the center of just about everything, sitting in the grass and sipping on a beverage of Questionable Fizzy Content. The troll's face is unlike any others' from the Garden so far, caked with face makeup as opposed to be relatively or entirely bare of that artificial slop.
He also seems kind of... out of it. How could one describe it as? Lethargic? No, maybe out of tune with things? Perhaps. Focused on something? Who even motherfucking knows. He's not even focused on one thing. The whole world around him is just... fascinating him on this new planet.
Garden's beautiful, life is beautiful, all that shit just going on in his little clown head.
No matter how off he seems, however, he's actually a pretty cool dude to be around. That just... might take a moment to realize beyond his high personality and low attention span due to the fact.
Approach, y/n/sopor pies?]
So wHeRe aLl mY MoThErFuCkErS At?
HeArD YoU AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg lEfT!
AnD A BrO CaN'T JuSt bE LeAvInG HiS FrIeNdS AlL HaNgInG LiKe tHaT
GoTtA FoLlOw aLoNg aNd sHiT
YeEeEaH, aNd i bAkEd aLl tHe pIeS YoU AlL GoNnA NeEd tO MaKe uP FoR BeInG AlL MoThErFuCkInG SlOw oN ThE UpTaKe :O)
KiNdA ZoNeD OuT Or sOmE ShIt oR I WoUlDa gOtTeN HeRe fAsTeR
SiDeS, tHiS PlAcE Is tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg bItChTiTs sO FaR
AnD YoU KnOw?
HuMaNs aIn't aLl tHaT BaD
So i gOtTa bE AlL ChEcKiNg tHiS PlAcE OuT AnYwAy
ScHmOoZe aNd sHiT LiKe tHaT
ShArE A CoUpLe oF PiEs aNd hAvE A MoThErFuCkInG HeLl oF A TiMe
GaMzEe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAkArA'S GoT ThIs pLaCe aLl uP In hIs zOnE
AnD I'M HeLlA ExCiTeD To bE MaKiNg sOmE NeW FuCkInG BrOs wItH AaAaAaAlL YoU DoPe wRiGgLeBrOs
HoNk hOnK
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[If one were to check out the courtyard right now, they might wind up spotting a very... odd-looking guy chilling in the center of just about everything, sitting in the grass and sipping on a beverage of Questionable Fizzy Content. The troll's face is unlike any others' from the Garden so far, caked with face makeup as opposed to be relatively or entirely bare of that artificial slop.
He also seems kind of... out of it. How could one describe it as? Lethargic? No, maybe out of tune with things? Perhaps. Focused on something? Who even motherfucking knows. He's not even focused on one thing. The whole world around him is just... fascinating him on this new planet.
Garden's beautiful, life is beautiful, all that shit just going on in his little clown head.
No matter how off he seems, however, he's actually a pretty cool dude to be around. That just... might take a moment to realize beyond his high personality and low attention span due to the fact.
Approach, y/n/sopor pies?]
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He should have expected this, really.
Just gonna sit and snoop on the other convos a while before saying anything himself.]
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[Well, honestly, he would have if he met Dave, but considering his point in the timeline...]
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1/2
strikara
that name struck something important in his mind after a minute of kind of staring
IT MUST BE SAID. IT IS OF VAST IMPORTANCE.]
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[... oh.]
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[Meanwhile Dave has a mental struggle with himself, as the urge to troll this past half of him is entirely too strong.]
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[Yeah that. That is very specific.]
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[And it'll take him a little while, but he will.
Have a wave, bro. He's not wearing the face-paint right now.]
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Have some cheery waving.] Damn, brother! You my namebro?
[... he's still waving.]
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Yeah, that's me. Bro-ing it all up with the names.
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[He hands him a Faygo. It's a very odd-flavored Faygo. Why is there... diet... chocolate Faygo... 6_9]
Pimping out some of my best fucking bubbles up for you.
[And he had another one. That was going to be for himself, though. He loved his precious Red Pop.]
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[Flavor doesn't matter. (Though apple would have been amazing.) The point is it's Faygo and not just some random fruit soda.]
You? Are a lifesaver.
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[He just kind of leeeeeaned on over.]
Now you just need a heaping pound of motherfucking pie and you're all prepped. Didn't have alls I need of hand space to bring some of that here, though.
[It is a tragedy.]
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[It's snapped a bit hastily, and he clears his throat to cover it.]
...I mean it don't all sit well with me. System don't handle it right. But you covered me on the Faygo, and that's pretty motherfuckin' important.
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Shit, then we oughta get all up in that system and give it some motherfucking sick meds.
[A pause.]
Remind me to make you a hell of a pie to fix that right up and show you all it's aaaaall settled right.
[Honk. GAMZEE DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID. Actually he probably did, he just. doesn't see what would ever be wrong with pie. Surely this guy just had a bad fluke with it or something because it's heaven in a dish.]
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[Just don't expect him to eat it. But there's little point in arguing about this right now.]
So you just got here, I'm guessin'.
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[He pauses and points at his own fingers, as if trying to count.]
Fucking... hours or some shit. You motherfucking been here long?
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[The image is laughable, but...]
You gonna be takin' any classes?
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[He then stares down idly at his shoes and wiggles his feet.]
... But you know what, motherfucker? I've got no idea in hell what I'm even taking yet.
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Don't accidentally sign yourself up for sword-weildin'.
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[He suddenly produces, BAM, a pair of clubs. How? Miracles. That's all he even knows about how he got it. A miracle happened.]
This? A blunt weapon. Might as well hit up some motherfucking major blunt weaponing then, bro, you know?
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