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[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

Sweet, I think I got this thing to work.

[Have one very pleased looking masked speedster staring into the camera.]

Today's your lucky day, Balamb Garden. The one and only Kid Flash has arrived. Like yourselves, I suddenly found myself here. At first, I was all "Dude, what even?!" You know how that hero thing goes. Places to be, people to save, hot chick that need are need of showing their admiration, and all that good stuff. Being here was definitely not in my plans.

But then I got a letter saying that some "Sorceress" [Adds in some air quotes]sent me here. Yeah, no. News flash for everyone who doesn't already know; sorceresses and wizards don't exist.It's all smoke and mirrors mixed in with some special technology. Speaking of special technology...

Who has two thumbs and works with the world's fastest hero, who is also a scientist and deals with future technology? This guy, right here. [Thumbs to himself.]

Point me in the direction of your scientists and I'll have you out of here in a flash.

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[The expression on her face can only be described as one of complete horror. This couldn't be happening. Yet it was. Is this her punishment for wishing he was around to help crunch numbers? Apparently yes, yes it is.]

And so Kid Mouth appears. You know I'm surprised you could fit through the front doors with all that ego.

[Why couldn't he have been found by one of the other Gardens?]

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[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

[Of all the people to respond to him first...but he doesn't let her ruffle his feathers just yet. There is science to be had!]

If by ego you mean awesomeness, then yes, it is pretty surprising. I mean this much awesomeness is pretty difficult to contain.

[hellomgann.livejournal.com]

[M'gann certainly wasn't expecting this when she checked the BBS. She stares at the screen for several moments once the clip is done, and when it sinks in that Wally is really here, she's quick to respond.]

Kid Flash, It's Megan! I'm so glad you're here! Where are you?

[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

M'gann! Hey! Better question is; where are you? I've already run around this place a couple of times to get a feel for it.

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[alwaysanarcher.livejournal.com]

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[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

Sweet, thanks. Wherever Esthar is, it shouldn't take me too long to get there. You must be pretty anxious to get out of this joint, huh?

[brightens]

hi kid flash!! welcome to garden! i'm vanille, nice to meet you!

i think you're wrong about the sorceress thing though! if they say there are sorceresses around, i think they'd know better than we would right? especially if this isn't the world you came from. there's stuff in books about them and everything!

but i have a question. what if someone didn't want to leave garden? evenif they're from a different world?

- vanille

[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Vanille. Likewise.

See, people who claim to be witches and wizards and sorceresses and all that stuff, are really good at using technology to disguise themselves. From what I've hearing, the technology here apparently isn't that good. So, if this so-called-sorceress found a way to hop from one dimension to the other, she could gather all of the technology there and bring it back here.

Hey, if they want to stay, they want to stay. I've got stuff to do back home, so I don't plan on staying here for too long, but I'm not going to drag anyone kicking and screaming back home.

[notaferry.livejournal.com]

[Oho~ This cadet is ... something else.]

I'm afraid that many scientists have tried to figure out how the Time Compression actually works with little to no success, unfortunately. However, if you'd like to look over some of the finding reports done then that can be arranged.

- Instructor Botan

[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

Apparently the scientists here aren't use to working with the caliber of technology I'm used to. Sweet, if you could hook me up with those reports, that would be awesome. I've already got a map of where they are at.

[notasidedick]

...

Oh god.

Where are you right now? This is Dick. If you're thinking about a certain teammate, then you're guessing right. Where are you?

[All of Dick's facepalms. What is his life.]

[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

In the computer place. Let me guess, I'm probably suppose to know you like I was suppose to know that Bart person, right?

[shops-a-lot.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it's not that simple.

[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you guys are used to scientists who are used to working on the old school gameboys, whereas I've got future skills. My mentor, the Flash, showed me some pretty awesome technology from the future and how it works.

[theshortestbird.livejournal.com]

[Oh crap. This isn't the same Flash, which can only mean he's from that alternate timeline. Which means things are getting messed up again.]

You're going to find that being a hero here doesn't mean the same thing it once did back home.

[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

Then it sounds like I'll just have to redefine what being a hero means here.

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

Well, one thing's for sure: you're definitely a "superhero." I think getting things critically wrong is part of the job description. Just try not to leave too many pieces for everyone to pick up.

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[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

Dude, what is with everyone here? You think people would be happy that someone with some mad science skills has come along to get this ball rolling. But nooo, everyone's all "blahblahblah the technology here sucks. Blahblahblah, it's not that simple."

[hypocriteonjl.livejournal.com]

You are superhero and scientist, Kid Flash? I did not know that! How interesting!

[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I'm just full of surprises and skills.

[fierybluebird]

Oh thank you almighty savior. Now those of us who spent all our time learning magic just in order to fix this can be shown how we know nothing at all and that some random dude who can see through nothingness will save us.

HUZZAH.

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

I can't stand superheroes at the best of times.

lmfao because Conner never signs his BBS posts.... UNSIGNED:

[genomorphed.livejournal.com]

It's about time you showed up.

[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

Hey to you too...whoever you are.

[lionizations.livejournal.com]

[You asked for this one, Wally. Ron is not impressed.]

what do you mean wizards don't exist?? you ever met one, mate?

- Weasley

[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

...Wait, wait...did you just sign your name Weasley?

[teenspeed.livejournal.com]

[Normally, Bart doesn't use the bbs because computers are way too slow for him, but Cissie told him Wally posted on there, so he had to log on and see it.]

KID FLASH? what are YOU doing here??

-BART ALLEN

[And he hits 'post' too quickly to realize that maybe he shouldn't be signing this post with his real name. Oops.]

[flashesforward.livejournal.com]

So, you're the Bart I've been hearing all about. Who is apparently my cousin I've never heard of. I'm probably here for the same reason you are.