[BBS] Turnips?

[fierybluebird]

Uh, Kitten? Aren't turnips a little purple for you?? Is this supposed to be a coded message? Something about red and blue conjoining?

Does anyone here speak vegetable language? Is it like flower language or something? Does it mean she's pregnant?

I assume they're decorations... not meant to be eaten... right?

Does anyone else have turnips in their rooms? Is it like some weird homecoming tradition here I don't know about?

And uh... I guess if it's just me and Tavros, then never mind all that. What's everyone's plans for Homecoming and stuff?


[ooc: Espio "freed" turnips and stashed them all in Marco & Tavros' room. Marco thinks they're from Grell and thus thinks it's a special code. He's very confused. SOMEONE troll him with this. He needs the karmic payback.]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

So... human?

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

I guess. Not that I go around tasting humans.

I, on the other hand, apparently taste like jelly.

[fierybluebird]

How do you even know that?

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

Some girl told me so.

[fierybluebird]

Why did she taste you? New girlfriend?

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

Because she's blind.

[fierybluebird]

That's one way to get around I suppose.

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

She just jumped on me in the hallway and covered me in troll-spit. Definitely not the most pleasant experience.

Going by the talk of tasting, it's probably this girl you're talking to.

[fierybluebird]

Gross.

Oh. Well joy.

[turnip-rage.livejournal.com]

So anyway, if someone giggles like crazy and then tries to lick you in the hallway, it's probably her. Consider yourself warned.

[fierybluebird]

I'll take that into consideration.