1st Beat

[brofessrstrider.livejournal.com]

[First, there is a BBS post. you can tell what universe this guy is probably from because his font color is obnoxious.]

so okay i figure ive been out long enough that most of you fucking slopeheads dont remember me.
which is fine i guess.
give me a fresh slate to wreak havoc in you know what im saying.
let me lay it down now
i am the goddamn cats meow; greater than chairman mao
head of the broseph party; hale and hearty
so wake up!
jump up
pay attention punks
stop being lunks
your t/th classes in sword
aint for lazy asses anymore
same with the friday art
now it's from the heart
for blades its speed
for which youve got need
in the arts its rhythm
rhyme and soul
modern music is my game
and how ill build my fame
with a foundation of the ancient
a nation of the patient
founded in tradition but bucking the mission

three o clock sharp its on your schedules already

point is

im professor a. strider.
like i said its on your schedules check it out.
but you can call me





bro

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dave.
courtyard.
three o clock sharp monday.
dont make me find you.
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jade.
courtyard. four o'clock sharp monday.
dont make me find you.
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[At two o'clock PM on Monday, there is a man T-boarding in the courtyard.
T-boarding.
In the courtyard.
THIS IS SO HIGHLY ILLEGAL YOU DON'T EVEN.

But whenever anyone with ANY sort of authority walks by, he seems to make the board vanish with a simple slight of hand and a murmured word. Anyone from the Homestuck universe would recognize this as clever use of a Sylladex. Anyone else would blink and scratch their heads. The point is, YOU DON'T GOT NOTHIN FUCK THE PO-LICE I AM AN INSTRUCTOR YOU DON'T OWN ME]

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[oftime]

[ Oh my fucking gog are you kidding me with this bullshit. Look at this ironic font. Read this sick slam. Holy shit. ]

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[oftime]

[ Of course by some ironic feat of time shenanigans this definition of cool would wind up in the Garden. Of course. And why is he not surprised that he's a motherfucking teacher.

But no, you can't feel feelings, Dave Strider. ]

sure thing brofessor
ill be there on the fuckin dot
since ive been here punctuality aint been an issue
though i gotta ask where your ass has been this whole time

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[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Not another person with red font! This has gotta be some sort of prank or-- ]

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Oh.

It takes her awhile to read that.
And then read it again.
And again.
And again and again.

This is Bro.
But wasn't he--?

Time had always worked in ridiculous ways before, but Jade had never heard of it bringing back someone who was meant to be dead. Perhaps the Time Compression here worked differently. Maybe the Garden worked miracles. Or maybe the Zombie theory wasn't too far off, after all.
It's Bro, though.

She's awfully glad that she's alone in her room, because that was definitely a full-blown smile that just spread across her face.
He's alive. And okay. ]

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Aw fuck a time and date. ]

ok done

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Showing up ironically two minutes before she's actually supposed to be there. It's not because she's somewhat excited, of course not. She is simply displaying proper behavior befitting someone who's skipping her last class of the day.

He is going to jump at you out of nowhere isn't he. ]

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[wrnpcs]

[Just so you know... the Faculty is inwardly cursing both the rule-breaking Instructor and the disappearing t-board.]

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[tortileghostwriter]

[...it takes David a minute to realize who this is and oh for fuck's sake.]

jades brother then
and i suppose my ectobiological parent as well disturbing as that notion is
the idea was certainly unsettling before but now
ive no words to describe the horror

shell be glad to see you i think
birds of a feather flock together after all and theres no doubt in my mind that you stand miles above her in the dubious art of insufferability

[Nah but seriously he's just kind of leaning back from the Hubtop and staring a little bit.]

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[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[Wow, Even John is kind of staring at this post. That....That is Bro. Dave's Bro. Dave's Bro who is alive and here and a teacher and...]

[So death obviously did not stand in the way of Time Compression. John wasn't entirely sure how he felt about that. Something about it gave him a little bit of hope though.]

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[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

[gosh is she suddenly grateful her art classes are the t/th rotation]

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action

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[Watch out there's a half-eaten apple coming at his head now. Not that she expects it to hit, but you never know.]

Hey!

action

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Sup, Vri.

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[dumpsterdives.livejournal.com]

is this seriously going to be like

a thing

because ive seen 3rd grade poetry done better

sob gdit I suck at poetry of all kinds why do i play this character

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BBS

[ohsoschway.livejournal.com]

Were you ... trying to rap in text?

[Valid question and the most ridic. thing she ever saw here so far. XD]

BBS

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