1st Beat

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[First, there is a BBS post. you can tell what universe this guy is probably from because his font color is obnoxious.]

so okay i figure ive been out long enough that most of you fucking slopeheads dont remember me.
which is fine i guess.
give me a fresh slate to wreak havoc in you know what im saying.
let me lay it down now
i am the goddamn cats meow; greater than chairman mao
head of the broseph party; hale and hearty
so wake up!
jump up
pay attention punks
stop being lunks
your t/th classes in sword
aint for lazy asses anymore
same with the friday art
now it's from the heart
for blades its speed
for which youve got need
in the arts its rhythm
rhyme and soul
modern music is my game
and how ill build my fame
with a foundation of the ancient
a nation of the patient
founded in tradition but bucking the mission

three o clock sharp its on your schedules already

point is

im professor a. strider.
like i said its on your schedules check it out.
but you can call me





bro

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dave.
courtyard.
three o clock sharp monday.
dont make me find you.
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jade.
courtyard. four o'clock sharp monday.
dont make me find you.
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[At two o'clock PM on Monday, there is a man T-boarding in the courtyard.
T-boarding.
In the courtyard.
THIS IS SO HIGHLY ILLEGAL YOU DON'T EVEN.

But whenever anyone with ANY sort of authority walks by, he seems to make the board vanish with a simple slight of hand and a murmured word. Anyone from the Homestuck universe would recognize this as clever use of a Sylladex. Anyone else would blink and scratch their heads. The point is, YOU DON'T GOT NOTHIN FUCK THE PO-LICE I AM AN INSTRUCTOR YOU DON'T OWN ME]

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[oftime]

[ Oh my fucking gog are you kidding me with this bullshit. Look at this ironic font. Read this sick slam. Holy shit. ]

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Not another person with red font! This has gotta be some sort of prank or-- ]

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[ Oh.

It takes her awhile to read that.
And then read it again.
And again.
And again and again.

This is Bro.
But wasn't he--?

Time had always worked in ridiculous ways before, but Jade had never heard of it bringing back someone who was meant to be dead. Perhaps the Time Compression here worked differently. Maybe the Garden worked miracles. Or maybe the Zombie theory wasn't too far off, after all.
It's Bro, though.

She's awfully glad that she's alone in her room, because that was definitely a full-blown smile that just spread across her face.
He's alive. And okay. ]

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[ Aw fuck a time and date. ]

ok done

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[ Showing up ironically two minutes before she's actually supposed to be there. It's not because she's somewhat excited, of course not. She is simply displaying proper behavior befitting someone who's skipping her last class of the day.

He is going to jump at you out of nowhere isn't he. ]

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[oftime]

[ Of course by some ironic feat of time shenanigans this definition of cool would wind up in the Garden. Of course. And why is he not surprised that he's a motherfucking teacher.

But no, you can't feel feelings, Dave Strider. ]

sure thing brofessor
ill be there on the fuckin dot
since ive been here punctuality aint been an issue
though i gotta ask where your ass has been this whole time

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[Just so you know... the Faculty is inwardly cursing both the rule-breaking Instructor and the disappearing t-board.]

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[...it takes David a minute to realize who this is and oh for fuck's sake.]

jades brother then
and i suppose my ectobiological parent as well disturbing as that notion is
the idea was certainly unsettling before but now
ive no words to describe the horror

shell be glad to see you i think
birds of a feather flock together after all and theres no doubt in my mind that you stand miles above her in the dubious art of insufferability

[Nah but seriously he's just kind of leaning back from the Hubtop and staring a little bit.]

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[Wow, Even John is kind of staring at this post. That....That is Bro. Dave's Bro. Dave's Bro who is alive and here and a teacher and...]

[So death obviously did not stand in the way of Time Compression. John wasn't entirely sure how he felt about that. Something about it gave him a little bit of hope though.]

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[gosh is she suddenly grateful her art classes are the t/th rotation]

[tortileghostwriter]

yes i have a quite well-recorded talent for the capture and taming of the elusive teal deer
my downright sesquipedalian word choice is the stuff of legend
really my loquacious tendencies will likely one day get the better of me
for those of us keeping score at home that would be "garrulous"
"verbose"
"effusive"
"chatty" perhaps

in short strider
dissenters will inevitably abhor

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[ Oh it's a hot dog ok she can fight a-- wait no, eat. She can eat a hot dog.

Jade stands there, looking back and forth from the hot dog to the man who was supposed to be dead. She's still just a little shocked. In a pleased manner, of course -- she's happier than she lets on that he's standing in front of her. There's a lot to take in right now, least of all being that somehow, this place works miracles.

And making sure that absolutely no one else is around (and okay, she might be checking to make sure Jack isn't teleporting in as well), Jade steps forward and does something completely and totally uncoolkid. She hugs Bro. It's short -- as much as she'd love to cling to him, that's just not cool and even though she is not above bending the rules she hasn't been a human magnet in ages. But still. Maybe just this once, it's okay. It's not like anyone's going to tell, right? He'll have plenty of times to kick her ass later. ]

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Bonita hermanita~

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How you doin, tiger?

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[ She wasn't expecting it, but it was nice. Jade hasn't had a hug from Bro in a long time -- she tries to remember exactly when it was, but gives up to focus on this again. She steps back and takes the hot dog out of his hand, trying as hard as she can to hide a ridiculous derpgrin.

Yeah no she's failing pretty horrendously. ]

'M pretty good. Taking a shitload of classes and some of them are super boring, but pretty good. Where did you get this?

[ Gesturing to the hot dog. REAL PROCESSED FOOD. ]

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