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David Lalonde ϕ tortileGhostwriter ([personal profile] tortileghostwriter) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2011-07-09 12:59 am

first leaf | [bbs/action]

[New post on the network! New ID, new typing form...might ping some of you.]

i will readily admit that being pulled from a null universe doomed to be yet another footnote in the annals of paradox space and into whatever dimension that this school occupies was quite felicitous indeed
and i suppose that i owe our ever so gracious hosts some credit in that regard
however
i have business to attend to in the incipisphere
and i will simply not be kept from it
so i believe that my first order of business will be to find a way to reverse whatever process snatched me away from the land of crystal and mirage
and proceed to aggrieve aggress and attack
until i have stolen away the secrets that balamb garden has to hide
as i said to strider once before
lets rock the fucking house



[On the action side of things, have a kid who looks...a lot like Dave Strider? Sitting under a tree on the quad, reading a book and looking pissed. OVERDRAMATIC? A LITTLE. But seriously he'll get to the bottom of this shit. "Time compression"? Of all the...those scientists that letter mentioned had better work fast. Is it you, or did his shadow just start moving...?]

she's lost control of her life.

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Rose crosses her arms, vaguely wondering if they can just nod and pretend the other doesn't exist for the rest of their time here.

no. no that is stupid and even thinking it is stupid and oh fuck this she's going to say something now]


I see the color scheme has carried over through universes. How nice to know.

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[she tilts her head back imperceptibly as he speaks. something is pretty sketch about this kid. how much of this is her own mind trying to find ways to hype up the familiar made unknown is yet to be seen.]

Now if only we'd come with nametags I could truly say that the universe didn't intend to cause me perpetual migraines.

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Rose Lalonde. Delighted to make the acquaintance of what I can only assume is yet another paradox sibling.

[gauging whether or not bringing it up would be considered openly emotional or a good jab. because she is pretty sure that echo's not going away.]

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely. I'd always wanted a Frankenstein creation of myself and Strider to fill in the minute gap that Strider's ego has left in the gaping hole of my psyche reserved for sibling relations or lack thereof.

[a pause in which her expression briefly goes sour from the sheer distaste at the situation. oh you know what fuck PA points let's get the ball rolling] Did you happen to get into a fight before you rammed yourself through my window? I ask because either someone kicked you in the throat or I'm suddenly suffering intense brain damage that alters my perception of acoustics.

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rose has a strong urge to toe at that shadow, but she is not an idiot. she's got a feeling doing that would leave her down one foot.]

Shenanigans indeed. I'm afraid that all blackened husk behavior you may observe from me is mere genetic predisposition rather than alignment with the zoologically dubious, although I'm told that in my future I have transformation into a rave blacklight to look forward to. For the time being, however, I am forced to cede the shenanigans medal to you. Congratulations.

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I see we've found another universal constant. That's good to know, since I just couldn't imagine that house being inviting without twenty-foot belittlements of my immature interests or externalizations of mourning welded to the fridge. Nothing homey about it at all.

[has no problem skewering her mother because she is currently doing the ass-backwards mambo down the timeline and John is an emotional dick who refuses to say anything about this. ignorance is bliss, indeed.]

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Tilting at windmills in more ways then one, I see. Fortunately for me I was graced with growing up under the watchful eye of Zazzerpan the Learned.

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[hardy har har. Rose's mouth is a little tighter now. she doesn't know what she dislikes more, being laughed at or that fucking statue.]

There was a fair share of princesses strewn about, but let it never be said that I didn't know when to dial into setting up running themes that would eventually become relevant and fitting.

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[she sighs in irritation. of all the damn things to carry over]

Even with my present knowledge of Sburb taken into consideration I still cannot fathom why she was so insistent in forcing me into fairytale molds. At the very least the doll made for good knitting practice.

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Creative, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to err on the side of my own personal Lovecraftian modifications. It was so nice to see her sitting on the couch with her tentacles primly crossed every morning.

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that a sick burn is a sick burn no matter who is applying it.

But I truly did appreciate how my lady upheld basic etiquette even when left to her own devices. I'd have rewarded her composure with a darling talk over some tea if that didn't mean acknowledging the gift.

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I gave her a fitting send-off to compensate for the long days spent staring blankly at the aesthetically pleasing but conversationally lacking foyer, I think. She was truly there for me when I needed her most.

[identity profile] bookshrew.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
If only Strider had been as useful as a long-dead cat, maybe I could have avoided having to jump off a waterfall. But I suppose that comparing him to the same standards as a corpse is just hoping too much.

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