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[tortileghostwriter]

[New post on the network! New ID, new typing form...might ping some of you.]

i will readily admit that being pulled from a null universe doomed to be yet another footnote in the annals of paradox space and into whatever dimension that this school occupies was quite felicitous indeed
and i suppose that i owe our ever so gracious hosts some credit in that regard
however
i have business to attend to in the incipisphere
and i will simply not be kept from it
so i believe that my first order of business will be to find a way to reverse whatever process snatched me away from the land of crystal and mirage
and proceed to aggrieve aggress and attack
until i have stolen away the secrets that balamb garden has to hide
as i said to strider once before
lets rock the fucking house


[On the action side of things, have a kid who looks...a lot like Dave Strider? Sitting under a tree on the quad, reading a book and looking pissed. OVERDRAMATIC? A LITTLE. But seriously he'll get to the bottom of this shit. "Time compression"? Of all the...those scientists that letter mentioned had better work fast. Is it you, or did his shadow just start moving...?]

Comments

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

A necessary evil if one wishes to achieve the quota of dietary roughage. Be sure to find a suitable replacement before you get sick.

[tortileghostwriter]

Cafeteria food should suffice.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

I said dietary roughage, not fiberglass. While the two may appear outwardly similar I can assure you that their health content is radically different.

[tortileghostwriter]

A simple enough mistake, really.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

To be fair the presentation far exceeds some legitimate food.

[tortileghostwriter]

Oh, well of course. They have to make their simulacra of edible materials somewhat convincing.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

It would be a bit easier to fool myself if they used more realistic paint colors, but I suppose I should be thankful the plastic molds in use are decent enough.

[tortileghostwriter]

Heaven forbid they invest in a full palette. That would be complete mayhem.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

The kitchens would be in a constant state of uproar. Everyone knows that artists and chefs are mortal enemies. It's written right into their vocational oaths.

[tortileghostwriter]

One could argue that Garden's chefs aren't chefs at all but artists masquerading as chefs, however.

[bookshrew.livejournal.com]

I'd be careful where you uttered that theory; the walls have ears and steak knives can be used for multiple purposes.