video feed | text

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[The video is focused on a young cat sitting before a cup of what looks like to be juice. It stares at the camera before dipping its face into the cup.]

[The video feed cuts and blue text appears.]

Leijon you g8ve me a defective cat! Seriously, it can't even hiss right on top of this!




[ooc; Vriska's cat is a little smaller than Winston (the cat in the video) and there obviously wasn't any text at the end of the video.]

Comments

[whiplashings.livejournal.com]

The ownership of pets is against Garden Code. You have a week to find other arrangements for your pet or else you will face a penalization.

Lieutenant Commander Quistis Trepe
SeeD Rank A

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[whiplashings.livejournal.com]

Judging by the message you left at the end of the video, it leads me to believe you are in possession of a cat.

Lieutenant Commander Quistis Trepe
SeeD Rank A

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[whiplashings.livejournal.com]

If it is in fact temporary, I must ask of you to find another living arrangement for the cat within the next week. Pets are not allowed within Garden unless they aid in combat.

Lieutenant Commander Quistis Trepe
SeeD Rank A

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[whiplashings.livejournal.com]

Which abilities does it possess?

Lieutenant Commander Quistis Trepe
SeeD Rank A

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[whiplashings.livejournal.com]

It is the duty of my position to ensure that all rules enforced by Garden are being followed. If you do not detail me of the abilities your cat possesses, we will require an assessment to make sure that your pet is in fact one that aids in combat.

Lieutenant Commander Quistis Trepe
SeeD Rank A

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[whiplashings.livejournal.com]

That is not a combative ability.

Lieutenant Commander Quistis Trepe
SeeD Rank A

[werepanther]

I wouldn't call someone that young "defective." Have you tried talking to him?

- Instructor Tom Bronson

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[werepanther]

Well yeah. :/ It's not impossible to have a conversation with it.

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ You = Karkat. ]

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[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[worthyheir]

I fail to see how that cat is defective.

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[worthyheir]

You're the one who appears to never spend time with cats. What made you think giving it that concoction was a good idea in the first place?

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

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[umathematic.livejournal.com]

[martin-sorvat.livejournal.com]

[AHAH....AHAHAHAHAH. He can SEE YOUR CAT NOW.]

[And with that, guess what animal is now ruining every plant in your apartment.]

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[Guess who's going for a joy ride in the clouds later?]

[moirailcompass]

:33 < oh my gosh friska i already told you
:33 < there is nothing wrong with noodles
:33 < hes just purrfect and you are just mean

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[moirailcompass]

:33 < one that knows it you can never be sure when youll get your next meal
:33 < so being picky is bad! >:oo