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[fierybluebird]

[Along the Dollet Beach students from the academy seem to have set up a small little beach party. There are blankets, coolers, Grell in a bikini, and even Marco is just hanging out in his beach shorts (although you won't ever see him go in the water.) There's even a beach volleyball area set up. Purely for the viewing pleasure of the guys watching. Seeing the scene you would never expect lots of violence that was about to befall.]

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[fierybluebird]

That's okay. That's the haircut's primary function. After all, you're not a lost subject of Pineapple Island.

[Akiela can join his crew and if they show up, ask them. And they'll just tell her they don't know either. It's gotten to the point that his MUN doesn't know if he's lying or not. I just go with if it's proven wrong, he must have been lying. Otherwise it's a MYSTERY story.]

[vanadiel-knight.livejournal.com]

So. You're... royalty?

[She's just sitting here, listening to your tale with this rather blank, guarded stare. Rest assured, if anyone from his world shows up she'll ask them whenever conversationally polite if he's actually from a land of pineapples...]

[fierybluebird]

Of a deserted island inhabited only by pineapples?

[Deadpan stare straight back. He could be saying "Yes obviously" or he could be saying "What are you an idiot?" it's really a tough call.]

[vanadiel-knight.livejournal.com]

[She throws up her arms, a universal gesture for "I give up!"]

[fierybluebird]

[Rests hands on the back of his neck.]

If you'd like to be my knight I'm completely flattered, eh. [Yes, he just took a leaf out of Grell's book.]

[vanadiel-knight.livejournal.com]

[Flopping back down on the blanket.]

That would depend entirely on the benefits. [She has simply decided to accept this, for the sake of her pressured brain.]

[fierybluebird]

We have amazing dental care. And all the free bird music you'd like. Also lots of pineapples.

[He's too shocked she even said yes, and just trying really hard to stay deadpan and keep it going, because he's ever so amused.]

[vanadiel-knight.livejournal.com]

Well how on earth could I resist an offer like that?

[Despite the sarcasm in her voice, she starts laughing.] I don't know how I feel about consuming your people though, sire.

[fierybluebird]

Pineapples aren't my subjects. That's just ridiculous.

[As ridiculous as the rest of his story?]

[vanadiel-knight.livejournal.com]

[Raises an eyebrow.]

Shall I call you the banana prince then?

[fierybluebird]

No no, you missed the point of the story. [Waves hand.] It's to find the lost people from Pineapple Island of course.

[vanadiel-knight.livejournal.com]

I see. Any idea where to begin the search? [Playing along at this point, you have thoroughly confused her and she thinks it's better at this point to just not ask.]

[fierybluebird]

Nope. I'm not even sure they exist anymore. It's far more likely they're all long gone dead and eaten by seakings. That's why I have to be able to be secretly found by them.

[Forever deadpan.]

[vanadiel-knight.livejournal.com]

Uh... don't... lose hope? [SHE IS FOREVER LOST. YOU ARE A POOPHEAD, MARCO.]

[fierybluebird]

I haven't yet, there's still a chance of a descendant somewhere, eh.

[vanadiel-knight.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit.

[Sigh. ... again. At this rate, she might become normal height soon.]

[fierybluebird]

I certainly think so, eh?

[vanadiel-knight.livejournal.com]

Should I inquire as to what they look like?

[fierybluebird]

[Shrugs.]

I have no idea. They could even be fishmen, but then I'm sure Jinbei would have said something.