BBS/Action (current day)

[thatched]

Hey, Cutie. Thanks for the bento! It was ridiculously adorable of you.

Love, Thatch.


[to anyone who wants to happen upon the Thatchinator, he'll be sitting in the quad, enjoying his meal]

Comments

text of teasing

[selphie_t]

Is that what you call all the girls who bring you stuff?

response of teasing

[thatched]

It's what I call anyone who brings me stuff. Gratitude is but a small portion of love.

[selphie_t]

Just a small portion? Bigs guys have a lot of love to give?

And... what's a bento?

[thatched]

Not necessarily. Haven't you heard it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean?

A bento, my dear, is a lunchbox, specially prepared with love and affection.

[selphie_t]

Uh... not really?

So is it heart shaped or something?

[thatched]

To be that innocent...

It's not heart shaped, alas. So the benefactor's true intentions are unclear. Perhaps they just want my body.

[selphie_t]

:| I'm not that innocent.

[Thatch, what the hell.]

THATCH!!

[thatched]

Yes, Miss Selphie?

[innocent text is completely innocent]

[selphie_t]

No. No. No.

NO.

NO!

2/2

[selphie_t]

You suck!

[thatched]

It wasn't you, was it?

[brb having a mini heart attack]

1/?

[selphie_t]

Wha...?

2/3

[selphie_t]

Yeah...

3/3

[selphie_t]

You do know that I can't cook to save my life, don't you?

[thatched]

[Well that's a relief.]

I didn't know. It's not a difficult task should you wish to learn.

[selphie_t]

[Thatch you're still terrible.]

They tried when I was younger when I was still a cadet up at Trabia.

It... didn't go very well.

[thatched]

Perhaps because you didn't have a capable teacher. Would you entrust yourself to my hands?

[selphie_t]

Even though I can burn water?

[thatched]

I could use a good challenge.

[selphie_t]

Are you sure? I was exempted from all Home Ec. classes after that for a reason.

[thatched]

Positive. What's the worst that can happen?

[selphie_t]

You really want me to blow up Garden?

[thatched]

Well as a pirate, I have to say the love of things blowing up is in my blood.

[selphie_t]

And you realize that if I blow up Garden, the Commander and the Headmaster are likely to kill us?

Well... I guess I could try again.

[thatched]

You could if you so desire. If things take a turn for the worse, well, a life on the run is also quite romantic.