[BBS/Action] Introductions!

[bubbleditz]

[Somewhere, in the Quad, sitting on a worryingly dark looking cloud, there is a pegasus pony with a laptop, staring at the screen with intense concentration as she carefully picks out her letters and promptly slams her hoof into them.]

ghji im derpy,. hjavent useds oine of tyghese bnefore.,
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ikm new111
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nmicve to ,eet evertyponmy1

[Considering she types like that, one might wonder how in the world she even managed to log in. She seems happy with it, though, and submits her BBS post.

Well, that was a job well done! Pleased with her work, the pegasus shifts position and sits her rear down on the cloud... giving anybody who happened to be underneath a short, cold shower.

...was that a yelp?]

Oops, my bad!

[She looks over the side of her cloud to check whether she had managed to drench someone or not. If she has... well, it probably won't be the only time she manages it.]

Comments

[BBS]

[marearcana]

[A few minutes later, Twilight is able to decipher this... stuff.

And she's not sure she likes what she's reading. The mail pony? This may require some... supervision. Or something.]

Where are you in the Garden?

~Twilight Sparkle

Re: [BBS]

[bubbleditz]

ghui ytweilight1111

im on \a cvlkoud1`11

[Hi, Twilight!

I'm on a cloud!]

[BBS]

[marearcana]

I mean, what room are you in?

Re: [BBS]

[bubbleditz]

ioutsuide, doi i need tol besring nmy cloud uindszoirs now/.

[Outside. Do I need to bring my cloud indoors now?]

[BBS]

[marearcana]

I'd rather you didn't, honestly. Hold on a minute, I'll come find you.

Re: [BBS]

[bubbleditz]

9ok1

[OK! Yay, a friend~!]

-> Action

[marearcana]

[Yep, that's a Derpy all right. Twilight will just stay a short distance away from that cloud, if that's all right.]

It really is you. I can't say I was expecting this...

Action

[bubbleditz]

I weren't expecting much of anythin' anyway. Hi Twilight Sparkle!! [Wave wave!] Whatcha doin' here?

Action

[marearcana]

I've been here for the past few months as a cadet.

[Twilight can even see the lightning arcing around the bottom of that. It does not look safe...]

I don't suppose you'd mind getting off of that cloud, would you? Someone might get hurt.

Re: Action

[bubbleditz]

Aw, it's just a cloud, Twilight! It won't hurt nopony!

[But she gets off anyway and flutters on down.]

Oh! An' that reminds me! Everypony calls me cadet. I thought I was gonna be a cabbage farmer here. I don't get it.

[No, Derpy. You understood the situation fine until the cabbage question in the interview.]

Action

[marearcana]

Thanks; it looks like it's going to go off any minute. I'd grab Rainbow Dash or possibly Instructor Do, but I think they're both on the island today.

[That is one pony face meeting one of that pony's hooves there, yep.]

That would be a very strange job choice for a pegasus, but it sounds like you were just thrown off by them suddenly asking you what you thought about cabbages. I think they do that to everyone, but rest assured you are a cadet... at least, that's what it sounds like.

[She can already see the property damage from here.]

Action [editeditfail]

[bubbleditz]

Ohhh.

[Small, almost apologetic laugh. So, she really is in a school! That's what she first thought.]

I wouldn'ta minded being a cabbage farmer! But I thought I was goin' to school. And now I know I'm in a military! Thanks, Twilight!

Action [sokay]

[marearcana]

No problem, really. Let me know if you need help with anything else.

And while I'm thinking of it I should get you something to help with your typing.

[bubbleditz]

Was there something wrong with it?

[marearcana]

I'm sure you noticed, but the keys are a little small for hooves.