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witchesreign2012-09-05 12:33 am
tricksterking) wrote in witchesreign2012-09-05 12:33 am
[BBS/Action]
Bunch of new cadets coming in, huh? Well, I hope you didn't take me being gone as a sign to go all soft or anything.
Lemme be clear -- if you're taking Survival Skills on Monday, Wednesday, or Friday, I'm not an easy teacher. I'm only going to be happy with you if you can survive with at least a fraction of the skill that I can, and that's no easy path. So if you want a teacher that isn't kicking you out of trees to make sure you can take the fall, get it the other days.
[He's... he's kidding, right?]
On the other hand, if you get through my classes I personally guarantee that you can survive being dropped naked into the jungles with no problem, so it's kind of a "you get what you train for" thing.
Whatever the way, I'm back in Garden and I'll be hanging around a while. You have any questions, come ask 'em. I'm not all that hard to find unless I want to be~.
-- Instructor Wukong
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[Those out and about in the Quad today get an interesting sight. A little boy that looks no more than 12ish dressed in a green assortment of bizarre clothing is lazing on his back on a tree branch, singing something in an odd language.]
他爬上燈檯, 棕色的小老鼠~. 要偷竊，吃牛油, 他也取不下來~.
[There's a long, red-and-gold pole balancing on the bottom of his outstretched foot, staying there so perfectly it's as if it was glued in that precarious position. Underneath him and dangling off the branch is perhaps the most noticeable thing about this kid -- the thin, red-furred monkey tail that matches the shade of his hair.
Those searching out the mysterious "Instructor" from the BBS post have been pointed to this kid by others, some of whom hide a knowing snicker behind their hands. Anyone who comes close has his eyes locked on them, though he continues to sing the strange little song with an idle grin on his face.]
他呼籲他的奶奶，但是，他的奶奶在城裡~...
Lemme be clear -- if you're taking Survival Skills on Monday, Wednesday, or Friday, I'm not an easy teacher. I'm only going to be happy with you if you can survive with at least a fraction of the skill that I can, and that's no easy path. So if you want a teacher that isn't kicking you out of trees to make sure you can take the fall, get it the other days.
[He's... he's kidding, right?]
On the other hand, if you get through my classes I personally guarantee that you can survive being dropped naked into the jungles with no problem, so it's kind of a "you get what you train for" thing.
Whatever the way, I'm back in Garden and I'll be hanging around a while. You have any questions, come ask 'em. I'm not all that hard to find unless I want to be~.
-- Instructor Wukong
-----
[Those out and about in the Quad today get an interesting sight. A little boy that looks no more than 12ish dressed in a green assortment of bizarre clothing is lazing on his back on a tree branch, singing something in an odd language.]
他爬上燈檯, 棕色的小老鼠~. 要偷竊，吃牛油, 他也取不下來~.
[There's a long, red-and-gold pole balancing on the bottom of his outstretched foot, staying there so perfectly it's as if it was glued in that precarious position. Underneath him and dangling off the branch is perhaps the most noticeable thing about this kid -- the thin, red-furred monkey tail that matches the shade of his hair.
Those searching out the mysterious "Instructor" from the BBS post have been pointed to this kid by others, some of whom hide a knowing snicker behind their hands. Anyone who comes close has his eyes locked on them, though he continues to sing the strange little song with an idle grin on his face.]
他呼籲他的奶奶，但是，他的奶奶在城裡~...