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Ms. Tattler ([personal profile] wr_gossip) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2012-02-19 10:15 pm

The Gossip Around Garden V

Greetings Denizens of Balamb Garden!

After a refreshing break, we have returned with a small round-up of what we all secretly love to dive into: Gossip! Let's not waste time!


So long, fare thee well! Our Commander seems to have become a victim to the Time Compression! Rinoa has seen him disappear more times than the students in the cafeteria when the Trepies arrive! Will she ever find love? Will love stick around to find her? Someone should really fix this Time Compression so Rinoa can get a date!

Speaking of dates, Sharpay Evans and Tom Bronson are a thing! Does this mean Ms. Tattler is a psychic? No, it only means she has a keen eye! They make a wonderful couple! Congratulations! Let's see how long they last, especially with Tom's terrible taste in clothing.

And then we have a whacky couple by the names of Mr. Champloo and Pinkie Pie. They certainly know how to put on a show! However, someone else enjoyed their lunch-side show a bit too much. His name is: Marco. What woman doesn't love a good joke? Getting on the instructor's good side is a simple task with that pink whirlwind of laughter, but will he get into her heart? (Which we hear is in her stomach!) Isn't he engaged? So many unanswered questions!

No one is immune to the workings of romance, and no setting or medium is impossible to utilize! Just ask Nepeta and the new Librarian! It must be the tie that drives the female species wild! But from what we've seen of our new Librarian, I would not blame her for going goggly eyed! As for the medium of communication, the new system in place for Garden never ceases to amaze us. Nothing will keep Kanaya and Rose from their read-between-the-line prose of the purple persuasion. Doesn't Rose have a brother to initiate intimate relations with?

Last but not least, is our apprentice doctor, Touma, playing real life doctor for Freya. Praying on the weak and weary is his specialty! Or maybe opportunity knows when to knock! Don't let him go, Freya! He's successful, healthy, smart, and not bad on the eyes! If she doesn't act fast, then he may be up for grabs ladies or gentlemen! Don't forget to make an appointment for a check up!

Until next time, Garden!

Ms. Tattler
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (Default)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-03-02 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know your own mind? I did not think you could be that predictable either!
laughafterme: (Pinkie: UWAA--!!)

[personal profile] laughafterme 2012-03-03 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I've had this mind for a while now! So I guess I can predict things. But not the future.
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (something is burning!)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-03-04 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
But is not 'predicting the present' simply observing?
laughafterme: (Pinkie: HUH?!/slightly hued)

[personal profile] laughafterme 2012-03-05 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Is it?!

[You just confused her, Champloo. Congrats.]
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (fool of an ingredient!)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-03-05 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pinkie and Champloo generally tend to dip in and out of total confusion any time they talk to each other. By now at least he's learned to go with the flow.]

Can you predict something that is happening already?
laughafterme: (Pinkie: hey there!)

[personal profile] laughafterme 2012-03-06 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Bless him.]

YEP! It's usually hunger!
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (ehheh)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-03-06 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not predicting, that's just being hungry.
laughafterme: (Pinkie: I got my eye on you.)

[personal profile] laughafterme 2012-03-07 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
I predicted that an hour ago!
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (an oven fire rages in the background)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-03-07 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
That was not predicting the present. That was predicting the future, which then became the present! It is as if I said I was cooking a meal which was already prepared, because I had begun cooking it an hour ago!
laughafterme: (Pinkie: I got my eye on you.)

[personal profile] laughafterme 2012-03-07 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I also predict that I'm becoming HUNGRIER! Can we eat now?
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (Champloo)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-03-07 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you asking permission, or requesting company?
laughafterme: (Pinkie: UWAA--!!)

[personal profile] laughafterme 2012-03-08 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
TOO MANY QUESTIONS! EAT NOW! LET'S GO!
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (this was a magnificent dish!)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-03-08 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes ma'am!