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[BBS, and Espio has been trying to learn how to cook. He's not doing too badly, considering he's never really bothered with cooking before, but he's not exactly doing it for a new hobby. He just wants to show he can do it. That, and for some stupid reason, he allowed Grell to somehow con him into preparing food for a wedding, and he's too stubborn to just admit he's never really cooked anything before.

It would help, however, if stupid things didn't randomly happen to his attempts.]

Whoever put jalapenos in the cake mix when I wasn't looking, you are dead.

[>Yes. He has taken the time to find a computer and post this tiny little message to the BBS just because there were some jalapenos in his cake. He hasn't got much to do with his time, to tell the truth.]

[And Action? Yeah, Espio can be found trying his best efforts at making a curry in the Home Ec room. His efforts aren't going very well, but it's not because the curry is bad. It was a perfectly serviceable and actually rather good curry up until the point where it ended up all over the floor, all up the walls, all over Espio, the appliances, and everything else in the immediate vicinity. He's trying to clean up, wincing from the burning, and muttering to himself.]

Who the hell even left that thing in the middle of the floor, anyway? I never saw it! What if someone got hurt? Ugh, and what a waste, it was such a pain getting hold of everything for this... now I gotta do it all over again. Great. I don't know why I even bother, something always happens. Every time.

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Come on, jalapenos are great.

Not in cake.

Why not? Sounds tasty to me.

I don't like jalapenos. And I definitely don't like spicy things stealthily hiding in my sweet things, especially when it's a deliberate act of sabotage!

Okay, I'll eat it.

No.

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Why not?

I don't trust it.

You shouldn't trust it, either - ignoring the jalapenos, I've never made cake before!

Always a first time for everything, eh?

[ She is just going to stare , flatly. Wow.]

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Problem?

[ In exchange for a glare have a blank look back.]

There is a problem with the room, yes I acknowledge that. I was merely assessing the situation at present time.

Yeah? Well you don't need to. It's under control!

The splatters of food everywhere demonstrates the control,I take it. [Totally serious.] Do you require assistance?

[A while ago, Mikuru had left...something in the middle of the floor because she'd suddenly remembered she had something else to do. Now, she comes back to...curry. Everywhere.]

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[Mikuru steps carefully into the curry to retrieve her bag from the floor.]

I'm really sorry... I'll go get a mop and help you clean up...

That was your bag?!

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You'd better help clean up. And then you're going to help me make it again, aren't you?

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[She nods sadly, putting her bag down on a slightly less curry-covered surface.]

I'll go get... [BRB cleaning supplies]

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I need ingredients replacing, too!

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[Back with a mop and a bucket and all that good stuff. She starts on the floor first because slipping over curry would be bad.]

Which ones do you need? [She's sure the home ec instructors won't mind if they borrow it out of those supplies; she'll replace it later...]

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Just the meat and vegetables.

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[She nods.] Once this is all finished! [Work work work.]

[ Sniffing. Shinigami like curry, dontchaknow? But it's much to her surprise that it's more of all over the kitchen than edible.

So... have a reaper and an ermine standing by the door. ]

Uh... looks like ya need a little help there...

[ Said ermine hops down from his partner's shoulder, sticking his paw in a nearby curry puddle and licking up the sauce after. ]

I'm fine. It's just a bit of mess...

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Nothing important. Just learning how to cook. []

[ Shin's just gonna take a biiiiiiiit of a cautious step in. Her partner however's already bustling about, sniffing here and there, trying to make sense of the mess. ]

I'll go get a mop and stuff then we can help you cook, okay? But that's a lot of stuff for one... er... what are you...?

I'm a chameleon.

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And I don't need help with cooking! Just because it's something new to me doesn't mean I need to be walked through it.

Chameleon. Got it! Sorry bout that.

[ Just a second as the two sprint off to get cleaning implements. They're back after a few minutes though, Shin tugging a bucket with her and Ras managing to carry a mop over his head.

Sliding the bucket forward with a bit of a grin. ]

Yeah, I know! This stuff looked pretty good to begin with but I'm just saying it'll will go by easier if you've got more hands on deck, yeah?

Quantity isn't my priority.

And no. More people have never made things easier. So thanks, but I'll do it myself.

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What's the food for anyway?

[ Prickly for a chameleon but this duo's pretty efficient to begin with. That's why they're partners. Shin's doing most the mopping while Ras pushes the bucket around, wringing the mophead out each time it goes into the water.

It takes a good couple of minutes or so to set the kitchen back to rights. ]

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because the soup last year wasn't enough

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT?!

IS ANYONE REALLY SURPRISED?!

Mikuru + Espio + Food = HIDEOUSLY bad combination

RUNNING GAG

I dread to think what'll happen next

disaster

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