[BBS] Beware Bored Striders

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hello all you lovely garden residents
i got me a motherfuckin riddle here i want to be sharing with you
so throw your answers at me all good and proper

knock knock

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oH, sHIT,
i THINK i MESSED UP THE JOKE,
sINCE, iT CANT BE ME, wHO SAYS THE "eXCUSE ME" PART,
aS IT WAS YOU WHO, iN THE CONTEXT OF THE JOKE, sNEEZED,

wAIT, uHH, i CAN REMEDY THIS,
iGNORE ALL OF THAT,

aHA, yOU SNEEZED,
dOES THAT WORK,

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wELL, uM, oKAY,
i GUESS IT WAS, pRETTY GOOD,
bUT, pROBABLY, yOU KNOW SOME PRIME KNOCK KNOCK JOKES,
tHAT i COULD NEVER COMPARE TO, eSPECIALLY sINCE,
i AM NEW TO THIS,

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oH, oKAY,
aNYWAY, iT IS PROBABLY NOT WRONG TO ASSUME, tHAT YOU HAVE A BETTER HANDLE ON THOSE THINGS,
yOU'RE ALSO PRETTY COOL, tOO, }:D

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yES, oKAY,
i WILL DO AS YOU SAY, aND,
lABEL YOU AS THE COOLKID IN MY MIND,
tHE, bEING EMPHASIZED, oF COURSE,

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yOU CAN CERTAINLY ENTRUST THIS IDEA, wITH ME,
iT IS UNLIKELY THAT i WOULD FORGET SUCH AN IMPORTANT, aND GLARINGLY OBVIOUS, fACT,

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tHAT'S, uHH,
i THINK THE STRANGE THING, aBOUT ALL OF THIS,
iS THAT I STILL HARDLY KNOW YOU, aND YET,
yOU HAVE SAID BEFORE THAT YOU KNEW ME, oNLY, fROM THE FUTURE,
oR, uHHHH, sOMETHING,
sO THATS KIND OF WEIRD, bUT,
i AM SORT OF FEELING AS THOUGH, aLL OF THIS CONFUSION ASIDE,
aS THOUGH THIS EVIDENTLY STRONG BOND, wE MUST SHARE IN THE FUTURE, (fROM MY PERSPECTIVE,)
iS QUITE PLAUSIBLE,

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wHOA, uHH,
i DON'T KNOW, wHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE __ ALL OF THIS,
iN ORDER TO MOCK ME,
bUT MAYBE YOU'RE NOT, uHH, bUT, yES,
i'M FOLLOWING, a LITTLE BELATEDLY, aT LEAST,
i THINK,

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{{wow those underscores sure are descriptive in my last tag. Those neat lines represent the word "feigning" so ok whoops I am captain dumb, I'm not sure how that happened.}}

yES, oKAY, gOOD,
sOMETIMES, i CAN'T EXACTLY TELL THE DIFFERENCE,
bETWEEN MOCKING, aND BEING ENTIRELY SERIOUS,
eVEN THOUGH IT'S USUALLY, pRETTY OBVIOUS,
sO, oK, tHIS IS GOOD TO KNOW, i GUESS,
aND, hEH, tHAT'S COOL, }:)

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iF YOU INSIST,
tHAT THIS IS HOW IT IS BOUND TO GO, tHEN,
i GUESS, i'LL TRUST YOU, mOSTLY,

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wHOA, tHAT, iS SORT OF TOUCHING,
iF NOT ACTUALLY VERY EXTREME, sINCE OPINIONS OTHERS HAVE ARE UNDOUBTEDLY VARYING,
aND i RESPECT THAT, sO, uHH,
iN CONCLUSION, vIOLENCE TO THAT DEGREE,
mIGHT BE UNNECESSARY,

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wELL, sURE, iF THAT IS WHAT WORKS BEST,
fOR YOU,
i'M JUST GLAD, tHAT i'M NOT YOUR ENEMY,
i GUESS,

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i DON'T FEEL AS STRONGLY, aS YOU,
bUT MAYBE i SHOULD,
eXCEPT i DON'T KNOW YOU, eNTIRELY WELL, aS OF YET,
bUT, hOPEFULLY,
tHAT IS A THING, tHAT CAN BE WORKED ON,

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yOU FORGET, tHAT,
mY HEAD IS ENTIRELY TURNABLE,