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[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[Goose has been in some odd sorts as of late.

He was grumpy. He was finding himself losing his luster. Here he is, an ace pilot in his prime, and he's suddenly finding himself unable to understand basic concepts in his new training. Even the basics of flight and aerial combat were things he couldn't possibly retain in his poor mind.

That wasn't the weirdest of it, though. It is certainly the worst of it, but not the weirdest.

Said weirdest part was, well...

Let's just say that anyone who passes him by may notice his hair moving at his will, grabbing at things and pressing buttons and doing everything his hands should be doing. At times, Goose gets bewildered or just plain facepalms at the possibilities his now prehensile hair can reach.

Approach?]

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[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... Wow.

So if she threw her chainsaw at you, you'd be fine?

... Can't say I ain't a bit jealous.

[fierybluebird]

Yes... well as a phoenix. She tried to cut me up. And then I wasn't having that so we were fighting in the sky and she bit my tail. I basically decided at that point I'd have to date her or kill her. Dating seemed more fun.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Sounds kinda... romantic.

Yep. Sure how everyone gets some hot dickings.

[No, not really. He rolls his eyes.]

[fierybluebird]

[Spreads his hands.] Someone has to keep her from killing everything. I've kept it nice and low. Surely this is an accomplishment, eh.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

I guess. Might wanna keep it lower, though.

[SHE ALMOST KILLED HIM ALREADY GAWD 8'|]

[fierybluebird]

Almosts don't count.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Even if some of your pals are the almosts?

[Geez, Marco. Harsh. 8(]

Not that I need to rely on people or anythin'. Just. Curious.

[fierybluebird]

I can't exactly ask her to treat anyone more nicely than she treats me, eh.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... You've got balls of steel to be able to deal with that.

Or wait, not balls... I dunno, whatever phoenixes have.

[NOT SURE IF HE WANTS TO KNOW BUT OKAY.]

[fierybluebird]

[STARES AT.]

I have balls! I'm still male damn it! AND BIRDS DO TOO! [Stupid people who fail biology class.]

1/2

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[... SNORT.]

Not the reaction I was expectin', but yeah. Okay. Good for you.

[fierybluebird]

[Annoyed scowl.] What were you even thinking? I'm not part fish. Jeez.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Hey, I don't study animals. Cut me a little slack here.

[No Goose you are just a little dense.]

[fierybluebird]

[Annoyed.]

How badly did she cut you up anyway? And did you provoke her? [Belated Disciplinary Committee mode.]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Pretty bad over my stomach, and...

I dunno, I can't remember, but I might've. [HE GOT TIRED OF HER SHIT OK...]

[fierybluebird]

Did you insult her age, gender, or people she does like? [PEERS OVER HIS GLASSES. He sees through you Goose. Right through.]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Eh... nah? But we got into a fight because shit, I dunno, I think I was just tired of her being kind of a bitch.

[please come maul him, marco]

[fierybluebird]

[Flicks his forehead because Grell already cut him silly.]

She's not a bitch.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

She is when she tries to saw me in half.

Shit, you get almost killed and see how you feel about it.

[OR WOULD YOU DATE SOMEONE WHO DOES THAT MARCO... Goose is confused by you now broski.]

[fierybluebird]

Don't piss her off and she'll purr like a kitten for you. Do you piss off wild panthers too?

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Panthers don't even purr.

...

Do they?

[Wow. Either way geez SHE IS TOO SENSITIVE HE WILL KEEP PISSING HER OFF FOREVER. |D]

[fierybluebird]

If you know what you're doing.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... M'kay. Now you got me curious if I sugarcoat shit with that chick.

I might give it a shot. [AS LONG AS IT KEEPS HER FROM MAULING HIM...]

[fierybluebird]

It might take awhile before you get her to purr though, so don't expect it instantly. You're not me after all.

[Because Marco is SO smooth. Except not.]