002 / action / all around campus

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[Goose has been in some odd sorts as of late.

He was grumpy. He was finding himself losing his luster. Here he is, an ace pilot in his prime, and he's suddenly finding himself unable to understand basic concepts in his new training. Even the basics of flight and aerial combat were things he couldn't possibly retain in his poor mind.

That wasn't the weirdest of it, though. It is certainly the worst of it, but not the weirdest.

Said weirdest part was, well...

Let's just say that anyone who passes him by may notice his hair moving at his will, grabbing at things and pressing buttons and doing everything his hands should be doing. At times, Goose gets bewildered or just plain facepalms at the possibilities his now prehensile hair can reach.

Approach?]

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[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, I want a real lover, not a kiss... kizz...

Whatever the fuck that word was again. C'mon, what was it?

[Kismesis, dumbass. KIS. ME. SIS.]

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

A kismesis is a real lover. It doesn't matter if it's based out of hate, it still requires all the effort and devotion as one based on pity. I want all the same basic things from him that I'd expect from a red lover; loyalty, acknowledgment, appreciation. But I can understand if that's too much for your puny human thought cortex to comprehend.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

It's more that it seems kinda fucked up to me.

How in hell can you love and hate at the same time? Ain't that kind of an oxymoron or whatever they call it? 'Cause it suuuuuuuure sounds like it.

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

Quite easily, I assure you. [His confidence falters slightly, but he tries not to let it show. It is very easy for him... but it's sort of a problem as far as quadrants go.]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Okay, so if I said I hated you and wanted to bang, that's basically it?

... Hypothetically.

[He just wants to see Equius start sweating and getting all "holy shit what" again. IT'S FUNNY OKAY.]

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

[Blushing and sweating, because oh gosh, this is such a lewd subject, even if Goose wasn't talking about him specifically. And he's focusing on that "hypothetically" part, because the alternative is just... no!]

No, that's not it at all! Wanting... [flail] buckets is not the same as wanting a relationship with a person! I want Tavros in my life! I want to torment him and make him uncomfortable! I want to trade insults with him, to fight with him and be seen in public with him! I want remind him how inferior he is to me, and for him to, well... [clears his throat and looks away, folding his arms over his chest] Anyway, as nice as sloppy make-outs are, they aren't the only facet of a relationship. And it IS a relationship, Goose.

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[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

PfffffaahahahahaahahahahaHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA--

[He's just going to stand her and laugh his ass off.]

You are TOO fucking priceless, sweaty!

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

[Just going to stand here, face as blue as it gets, and snarl]

[No wait, he doesn't have his strength. He can actually do something about this. Something like...]

[DOOF]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Hey!

[He recoiled from the hit. Ouch. Hey. That's not very nice.

However, it was also not as strong as he expected from Equius's... odd girth. He'd ponder about that later.]

What the hell was that for?!

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

You were laughing at me and I do not appreciate that! [>BC] There is nothing wrong with being a romantic!

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

I think I'd rather call it hatemantic.

And hey, it's freaking crazy. Kinda like your whole pail thing. We just use condoms to store our jizz so we don't get knocked up.

... or so ladies don't, more like.

[Seriously pails, are you guys crazy.]