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witchesreign2011-08-22 09:50 am
easilytriggered.livejournal.com) wrote in witchesreign2011-08-22 09:50 am
[ action ] The Quad
[In some slightly off-the-beaten-path part of the quad today, there is a giant pie, and by giant, you could say that several grown men could fit inside of it comfortably--it is, however, oozing apple filling and not... blood or something else onto the grass, so perhaps that's a comforting thought. On top of said pie, there's a rather odd assortment of other baked goods: muffins, strudals, loaves of bread, cookies...
It's a surprisingly expansive list! The odd thing about the pile, however, is how nothing appears to be of the normal size; everything is either too big or too small. There are doughnut holes larger than your head, and yet, at the same time, there are cinnamon rolls you could fit on a fingernail.
Well, at least they taste good? If you're brave enough to try one at least.
Oh, right, there's also a guy seated a few feet behind the giant pile of baked goods, leaning against the base of a tree. He appears to be surveying the stack with mild interest as he munches on a cookie the size of a hubcap.]
It's a surprisingly expansive list! The odd thing about the pile, however, is how nothing appears to be of the normal size; everything is either too big or too small. There are doughnut holes larger than your head, and yet, at the same time, there are cinnamon rolls you could fit on a fingernail.
Well, at least they taste good? If you're brave enough to try one at least.
Oh, right, there's also a guy seated a few feet behind the giant pile of baked goods, leaning against the base of a tree. He appears to be surveying the stack with mild interest as he munches on a cookie the size of a hubcap.]
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You're like a one-man, never-ending fun factory.
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Not so bad once I figured out how to control it. It's fucking shitty waking up with meringue pie all over your bed though.
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[ Sorry, Zeph. Only not. ]
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You know what I mean.
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I'm gonna go stash this shit back in my room. [ A pause. ]
Can you make them appear in other places?
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[ Her smirk spreads, slow and wicked. ]
Think of the possibilities.
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Better go with something messy in that case. Frosting, filling...
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[ A ponderous expression. ]
Hitting up a teacher might not be the best, if people know you're behind it. [ Looking pointedly at the MASSIVE PILE OF BAKED GOODS ] Who should we hit?
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I was gonna say Mister Hero, but since that's not an option... You got an grudges you wanna take care of?
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I'm willing to make an exception for him if you are. And yeah, I can think of some people...but first we gotta make sure you can do this.
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[A vicious grin stretches across his lips.]
Anyway, who'm I practicing on? I get the feeling most people aren't gonna be too pleased havin' their rooms packed with food.
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[ Think think think. ]
Pick a number between one and fifty. The inn has about fifty rooms per gender, right? Go from there.
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[He gives Kiden an unsure look.]
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[ She's grinning, challenging. Do you have the cojones, Zephyr? Just like when she asked him to steal the bike. ]
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Right now? Yeah, all right, I'll give it a shot.
[Though, there is a part of him that quietly hopes that room 134 at the inn doesn't have an instructor in it. That... might just be kind of bad.]
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Come on, help me sneak this shit to my room; we can check to see if anyone's freaking out while we're there.
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Hand some over, and I'll help you cart it over there.