1st Judgment || [Action: Multiple Areas/BBS]

[l3g1sl4t1ng]

[So whoever thought they were classy when they arrived at the Garden thought they were classy obviously hasn't arrived back on a dragon.

Actually, that probably scared the heck out of anyone who's never seen Redglare and her Lusus Pyralsprite. But she knows how to make an entrance as the large dragon flies her close enough to make a safe leap down onto level ground, staff in hand. The dragon soon disappears as she lands.]

It smells like the ocean now that we're near Fisherman's Horizon. It's kind of annoying really to smell all this fish. Hmph.

But I smell a lot of new things around here too, how delightful.

[He boots click against the ground as she makes her way around the Garden.

You'll probably catch her at the Front Gate[Morning], Quad[Afternoon], or the Library[Evening] throughout the day.]

[BBS]

Greetings students. I am Instructor Redglare. I will not tolerate any silly nicknames or anything that may potentially be impolite.

I suppose not all of you were here when I was around, but that is none of my concern. I will be instructing International Law and Criminal Justice as no one else is worthy of teaching such classes. I've spent most of my life to learn everything I know about these subjects. I take law very seriously and if you are enrolled in my classes, I will see to it that you treat them with the utmost respect that it deserves.

That being said, I take rules just as seriously and I will not hesitate to punish those who break them, so I better not catch any of you childish antics and rule breaking around here.

Make a disability jab at me and you'll be at the receiving end of my staff. Goody day.

-Instructor Neophyte Redglare

Comments

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[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

2/3

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[This is a joke, right? Redglare, Pyrope's shitty ancestor... No.

But it's her name. And she's been here...? Why did she not know this?

Or rather, remember.]

3/3

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[l3g1sl4t1ng]

Such crude language.

This is a terrible welcoming back if I have ever smelled one Serket.

1/2

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[oh fffff-]

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey bby hey. I was waiting.]

[l3g1sl4t1ng]

You have mistaken me for a liar if you have to ask that. I do not lie. [What a lying bitch.]

If you mean if I am who I claim to be, then I assure you that no one else can ever pretend to be me. I have undeniable proof that I am who I claim to be.

Your text smells like mine and you use the number of the prophets. I think I like you already.

[I'm ready to learn teacher, please be gentle >;] ]

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[Test the waters, Pyrope. How would the real Redglare respond to this?]

[gunblade-grrl.livejournal.com]

[Some people didn't have the common sense to be scared.]

That was --

That was a dragon!

How did you do that?! Is that your GF?!

[Please enjoy a delicious taste of fangirl gleeeeeee]

[l3g1sl4t1ng]

Why yes. It is my Lusus Pyralsprite. He is quite charming is he not?

Unlike the usual GFs, this one is my personal GF and only I can summon him. He's much more handy then any of the other GFs I have seen.

[She is so smug. The smuggest.]

[gunblade-grrl.livejournal.com]

[In Maria's view, that smugness is well-deserved!]

That's AMAZING!

[... oh! Right! She remembers to salute.]

Ma'am!

[bbs]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, good thing I ain't into law because you sound soooooooo scaaaaaaaary.

[He isn't going to deny the fact that her name is kind of kickin', though.]

Re: [bbs]

[l3g1sl4t1ng]

I can smell your disgusting sarcasm in your fancy italics. I do not appreciate such a tone with me.

[SHE WILL FIND YOU GOOSE. She will smell you out or something which is kind of creepy actually.]

Re: [bbs]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Oh, shit, you did? Wow. Never thought you would've guessed. I mean, sarcasm on a messaging system? Kinda only for rocket scientists.

What are you gonna do anyway? Smack me with that staff wand thing? Ooooh, I'm shakin'.

[THAT IS... SUPER CREEPY...]

actiooooon. also apologies for slow tags, lots of errands to run.

[ragesnake.livejournal.com]

[For whatever reason, Karkat was out by the Front Gate that morning when Redglare chose to make her admittedly impressive entrance. He wasn't really paying attention to where he was going or what he was doing, until he noticed the large, oddly-shaped shadow and looked up.]

[Oh things just kept getting funnier, lately.]

[As she descended and hopped off the Lusus, Karkat squared his shoulders a little and stood there, probably dumbly, looking somewhat like he was standing at attention. ...and then he slouched a little again and canted his head to the side.]

You're shitting me, right?

actiooooon. No problem bby <3

[l3g1sl4t1ng]

[Oh ho! You smell wonderful troll boy. And she knows you're a troll. She can smell your candycorn horns. But she smells more then just that. Don't you hate these stupid color smelling trolls sometimes?

She approaches the other, a grin on her face.] I will pretend your language is much less crude, except I actually do not care since all you younger trolls seem to enjoy being loud and offensive anyways.

What is your name? I know you are a troll. I can smell the familiar colors.

action♥

[ragesnake.livejournal.com]

[Oh God why are you and Terezi so unendingly creepy. He can't quite decide if he wants to move away or square his shoulders again, and the end result is him just sort of standing there frowning.]

Loud and offensive is sort of an Alternian specialty. [He shifts.]

...Karkat Vantas.

action!

[offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com]

[This? This is the quiet shuffling as Terezi sneaks up behind you, hoping to scare you. >;D]

action!

[ragesnake.livejournal.com]

[What in the-- oh god they're multiplying.]

[hypocriteonjl.livejournal.com]

...That is most rude, do you not think?

[l3g1sl4t1ng]

I beg your pardon? I was being as polite as I can be without seeming like a total pushover.

[hypocriteonjl.livejournal.com]

I do not think is good idea to threaten students.

[action; afternoon]

[brofessrstrider.livejournal.com]

[]

MAN AM I LATE :C

[l3g1sl4t1ng]

[OHO. She can smell your stares at her...wait can she? God why do these trolls have weird abilities.]

Are you here to speak to me or are you going to continue staring? [Not that she has nothing to be ashamed of.]

IT'S OK, SO AM I

[brofessrstrider.livejournal.com]

What, can't a man take in the view? It's pretty nice.