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1st Judgment || [Action: Multiple Areas/BBS]

[So whoever thought they were classy when they arrived at the Garden thought they were classy obviously hasn't arrived back on a dragon.

Actually, that probably scared the heck out of anyone who's never seen Redglare and her Lusus Pyralsprite. But she knows how to make an entrance as the large dragon flies her close enough to make a safe leap down onto level ground, staff in hand. The dragon soon disappears as she lands.]

It smells like the ocean now that we're near Fisherman's Horizon. It's kind of annoying really to smell all this fish. Hmph.

But I smell a lot of new things around here too, how delightful.

[He boots click against the ground as she makes her way around the Garden.

You'll probably catch her at the Front Gate[Morning], Quad[Afternoon], or the Library[Evening] throughout the day.]

[BBS]

Greetings students. I am Instructor Redglare. I will not tolerate any silly nicknames or anything that may potentially be impolite.

I suppose not all of you were here when I was around, but that is none of my concern. I will be instructing International Law and Criminal Justice as no one else is worthy of teaching such classes. I've spent most of my life to learn everything I know about these subjects. I take law very seriously and if you are enrolled in my classes, I will see to it that you treat them with the utmost respect that it deserves.

That being said, I take rules just as seriously and I will not hesitate to punish those who break them, so I better not catch any of you childish antics and rule breaking around here.

Make a disability jab at me and you'll be at the receiving end of my staff. Goody day.

-Instructor Neophyte Redglare

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[This is a joke, right? Redglare, Pyrope's shitty ancestor... No.

But it's her name. And she's been here...? Why did she not know this?

Or rather, remember.]

Such crude language.

This is a terrible welcoming back if I have ever smelled one Serket.

[Shit fuck shit.]

[She can smell your terrible attempt to hide the truth. It smells terrible if you wanted to know.] I believe you should be talking to me in person. This is an inadequate way to get back to knowing each other. You can give me a tour of the Garden since I believe I should get reacquainted with the place again.

[This won't end badly at all, nope.]

I'm heading to the lobby. You can meet me there since it seems the most convenient place to meet-up. I am being awfully nice because I could just stay at the front gate and make you go all the way there, but I am going to be nice and thoughtful this once. [Read as: I am pretending to be nice, but I'm still a bitch.]

[If only she remembered. She's going to have to start seriously reconsidering her choice of overusing GF now.]

[Shuts her laptop before stomping out of her apartment in the direction of the lobby. She was really going to have to stop using her GFs so much. She hadn't realized she had lost so much already.

Picking Redglare out was simple enough. Vriska slowed in her steps, almost stopping briefly to take her in as if that would trigger her dormant memories. Yet to no avail. She walks up to her, steps assured and frown set nicely in place.]

Redglare.

[She can easily smell your scent out from anyone else. She never did forget what you stupid spider trolls smell like. Stupid spider trolls.

Hopefully you saw this coming. You better have. You got a lot of eye-oh wait. Haha you don't.

She might have given you a nice, good ol' right hook.]

Tell me Serket. Why did I smell like you were not telling me everything during our conversation minutes before?

Is it that you have not been telling me the complete and utter truth? [Redglare, stop treating the students like they're criminals being cross-examined.]

[DGFdghfhgvhj]

[Well she'll enjoy sporting that bruise for a while. At least until the end of the week. She stumbles back one step, two steps, before regaining her balance. Her hand lies up to her bruising cheek, eyes wide and temporarily flared. Se very nearly almost hisses. A bad habit.]

It seems like you've already answered your own question with that honker of yours so I don't see why you need my input.

[Look at that smug grin. She looks so content.]

I am slightly offended that you have forgotten me Serket. We were even on mutual terms. Almost friendly, if you can call troll relationships as friendly.

You know that memory loss comes with the use of those pesky guardian forces. I would know since my darling Lusus Pyralsprite is my personal GF. Perhaps you should keep a journal to keep notes so you may go back to it. Since I am so thorough with my work, I keep an extremely articulated journal for my convenience.

You should feel lucky Serket. As an instructor, I am obligated to help the students such as yourself if you were to need it. I am sure I can bring up any documents pertaining to yourself if you wish to know what you are missing. [For a price. It involves of a lot of red, delectable objects and food.] You do not even have to worry about such things as lies since these documents are also for myself if I am to forget something due to my pyralsprite.

[She wouldn't mind punching it straight off...]

[A huff, still nursing her cheek.] For your information I'm not a student anymore. [Her eyes narrowed before she looked away. It was a good offer and one she realized she needed to take. Just how much had she forgotten? This time she would have to swallow her pride. It stung.]

And what's in it for you, oh great Redglare? A gigantic bag of cherry suckers?

[You want to start something Serket? She isn't afraid to start a fist fight on her first day back.]

Oh. Do you want a wonderful gold start sticker for your wall? Little Miss Graduated? [TEEHEE. She can smell it. It fills with her glee whenever you Spider trolls have to swallow your pride and even more so because she's in charge. Man, she'll have to taunt Mindfang later if she ever sees that stupid pirate bitch.]

Look, you already know me more then you think. Already a healthy improvement. A gigantic bag of cherry suckers and...[A pause.] a small box of empty soda cans. Those red ones with the coca-cola text on them. [Hahaha, oh god she's being serious about the coke cans.]

You have mistaken me for a liar if you have to ask that. I do not lie. [What a lying bitch.]

If you mean if I am who I claim to be, then I assure you that no one else can ever pretend to be me. I have undeniable proof that I am who I claim to be.

Your text smells like mine and you use the number of the prophets. I think I like you already.

[Test the waters, Pyrope. How would the real Redglare respond to this?]

I am very much flattered to see someone type the numbers of the blind prophets. I am not allowed to because apparently it makes it difficult to read my messages and I have to be professional. Perhaps I pretend that I switch them though for my own amusement.

Plushdolls are cute and wonderful, but they will never even hold a miniscule candle of Justice to the real pyralsprite that I possess. The one and the same that had blinded the pirate's vision eightfold.

Or perhaps you would like to see my darling lusus in the flesh? Is that what you are interested in seeing? There is plenty of things I can say or show you if you wish for my legitimacy. A legislacerator always have concrete evidence and facts to back herself up. You jest if you did not think I can not back myself up.

Sometimes one must give off an air of professionalism for those to trust their skills. It is silly that I must prove myself to be capable at what I say, but if they wish for it then I must oblige. Silly changes in text will not change my skill set however.

He is now my personal Guardian Force. Only I can summon him of course. I rode him to get to here since the Garden has moved since last time I was here. I do not just offer anyone the grace of seeing him in his most majestic entirety.

I suppose I have no choice if I wish to clear myself and show that I am the genuine Neophyte Redglare.

I just so happen to be heading to the Front Gate where there is a lot of open space. If you know what I mean hehe.

[Some people didn't have the common sense to be scared.]

That was --

That was a dragon!

How did you do that?! Is that your GF?!

[Please enjoy a delicious taste of fangirl gleeeeeee]

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[oh fffff-]

[Oh hey bby hey. I was waiting.]

[I'm ready to learn teacher, please be gentle >;] ]

[Only if Justice was gentle. But Justice has to be thorough BT]

[Ohh Ms. Redglare ooooh]

[C'mere and give your ancestor a justice hug B)]

[You didn't capitalize Justice >:OOO]

[Shh. My laptop and LJ aren't cooperating at the same time BC]

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