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witchesreign2011-08-03 01:10 pm
laughafterme) wrote in witchesreign2011-08-03 01:10 pm
[HEC 101- MWF] BE ONE WITH YOUR CHOCOBO!
[Remember how last week everyone was singing the alphabet song while making pizza with spoons on their noses? Sometimes singing backwards?
WE'RE ON A WHOLE NEW TRACK TODAY!
On the counters there are feathered masks for everyone to wear, and beaks to put on. Yes, BEAKS. Similar to how a clown nose would go on one's face. On the instructors desk is an incubator with chocobo. Don't they look warm and cozy?!
But your instructor today looks rather serious.]
LISTEN UP!! [Oh, she's wearing some odd glasses with random feathers in her hair.] These chocobo eggs need LOVE and CARE! We're making snuggly beds for them, so PUT ON YOUR GEAR AND LETS GET GOING!
[Also on every counter are a whole mess of sticks, twigs, some glue, glitter, leaves, cloth, hay,yarn, playdoh…. She has her own example on the desk as well.]
We have to make them BIG enough for them to sleep in after hatching! [Walking up and down the isles, while giving everyone an evil eye.] If I see ONE twig out of place, you'll start again!
WE'RE ON A WHOLE NEW TRACK TODAY!
On the counters there are feathered masks for everyone to wear, and beaks to put on. Yes, BEAKS. Similar to how a clown nose would go on one's face. On the instructors desk is an incubator with chocobo. Don't they look warm and cozy?!
But your instructor today looks rather serious.]
LISTEN UP!! [Oh, she's wearing some odd glasses with random feathers in her hair.] These chocobo eggs need LOVE and CARE! We're making snuggly beds for them, so PUT ON YOUR GEAR AND LETS GET GOING!
[Also on every counter are a whole mess of sticks, twigs, some glue, glitter, leaves, cloth, hay,yarn, playdoh…. She has her own example on the desk as well.]
We have to make them BIG enough for them to sleep in after hatching! [Walking up and down the isles, while giving everyone an evil eye.] If I see ONE twig out of place, you'll start again!
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I wonder what they'll look like!
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They'll look like CHOCOBO, silly! But WAY cuter and fluffy!
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How much longer until they hatch?
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I have no clue! But someone said maybe a few days from now? EVEN HOURS! [Bouncing in place because baby chics!] Oh, I wanna see them NOW!
[Suddenly she stands atop the table, her arms stretched above her.]
ARISE, CHICKEN! ARISE!
[And then there was silence, and Pinkie staring intently at the incubator from her stance above it.]
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He spares M'gann a glance and shakes his head, the corners of his lips twitching at how ridiculous she looks.]
Yellow. Probably.
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[Her talking is a bit muffled behind the beak mask, but it's obvious that she's smiling from how bright her eyes are.]
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[Conner looks over at her again.]
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I guess this won't be so hard to do.
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I'll make sure it's suitable then.
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Now, show me your stuff! [She's waiiiiitiiiinnnnnng.]
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DO IT AGAIN!
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Does this look better?
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No....a DOUBLE THUMBS UP!]
Nice job! [Hands her a random cupcake before moving onto the next victim.]
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Calm down?
CALM DOWN?!
Your chocobo needs a loving bed to sleep in, just like you do! They haven't even hatched and already you're not being very serious about this!
[Places her hands on her hips.]
GET SERIOUS OR FAIL!
[Pinkie really likes animals, almost as much as Fluttershy.]
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