DATE AUCTION!

[laughafterme]

[It's a beautiful day, and everything is all setup for the date auction! Held in the courtyard, there is a mini stage set up with a microphone and speakers, and none other than Pinkie Pie is standing on the stage.

Why?

Because the actual GFC leader is too busy to be the MC for the evening. And lets face it, Pinkie will do a better job. Combined with the fact that faculty need to supervise. But who will supervise Pinkie?]

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages! Cats and dogs! Chocobos and Gummys! Lions and tigers and bears! [GASP] Oh my! Welcome to the first ever, SUPER SPECTACULAR, EXTRA AWESOME, FUNTASTIC DATE AUCTION! WOOOOOOOO! [FIST PUMP!] We have a wonderful rainbow of super special awesome people here today to make our auction a BLAST!

Lets not wait any further, guys! And gals! And animals! Oh, do we have any manticores around? [Scans the crowd, who pretty much stare at her in silence.] OH WELL!

All bids start at 1 gil and go up and UP and UP! Sorry, no rain checks or IOUs!




(ooc: There will be threads for each person! PLEASE WAIT UNTIL ALL THREADS ARE DONE BEFORE COMMENTING! DONE! GO CRAZY!

ALSO! Please put your bids in subject lines, so people can see! Threads tend to collapse after about 50 comments, so it may be a bit easier to see bids that way!

EDIT 2: THE DATE AUCTION BIDDING WILL CLOSE WEDNESDAY, EST! HELP THE ORPHANS WHILE YOU STILL CAN!)

Comments

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[He may not get this guy, but he knows when he's being made fun of.] We will, zift.

... So who are you? A friend of my other self's?

[batmansphoenix.livejournal.com]

You could say that.

[Not exactly 'friend's but-]

You can call me John Doe for now. [No way he's telling Dam's clone his name so fast, it'd spoil the fun.]

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[Now that's a lie if he ever heard one.] If you're going to give me a fake name, you might as well have given me something more creative.

Hmm... what about Kathaab? Does that work?

["Kathaab" being the Arabic word for "liar."]

[batmansphoenix.livejournal.com]

[He laughs]

Lela. [Jason's Arabic accent and the way he says 'no' is clearly North-African, if Dam-Dam can pick on that.] I am not a liar.

It's my official name. [That much is true. They don't have his real name anywhere since he died.]

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[He does, actually! Day raises an eyebrow, especially since he hasn't heard that accent in a while (his Arabic's clearly from the UAE).]

I'm not even going to ask why. [He figures he doesn't want to know.] Point is, your official name's kind of... ["boring."] nah, it's still uncreative.

[batmansphoenix.livejournal.com]

It's not like I choose it myself, little bird.

[He grins] But if you're that curious, you could always as your doppelganger.

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

You're kidding, right? [Damian makes the "just shoot me" motion with his hands.] I can't get a straight answer out of the zift most days, and I'm his twin!

I'm better off asking Mr. Drake.

[batmansphoenix.livejournal.com]

...

[HAVE A REALLY LONG PAUSE]

Did you just call Baby bird 'mister'? Like, without sarcasm and stuff?

/reposted for fail

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't I? He's my elder---and back home, he was married with kids older than me.

[batmansphoenix.livejournal.com]

He's also uptight and boring and a freaking prude. [And a replacement, but there's no fun in saying that if Tim isn't enough to be bitter about it.]

...wait, married with kids?

[bratbeyond.livejournal.com]

[Damian really can't argue with that logic.]

Yeah. He's got two of 'em - Noah and Bree.