witchesreign | DATE AUCTION!

[It's a beautiful day, and everything is all setup for the date auction! Held in the courtyard, there is a mini stage set up with a microphone and speakers, and none other than Pinkie Pie is standing on the stage.

Why?

Because the actual GFC leader is too busy to be the MC for the evening. And lets face it, Pinkie will do a better job. Combined with the fact that faculty need to supervise. But who will supervise Pinkie?]

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages! Cats and dogs! Chocobos and Gummys! Lions and tigers and bears! [GASP] Oh my! Welcome to the first ever, SUPER SPECTACULAR, EXTRA AWESOME, FUNTASTIC DATE AUCTION! WOOOOOOOO! [FIST PUMP!] We have a wonderful rainbow of super special awesome people here today to make our auction a BLAST!

Lets not wait any further, guys! And gals! And animals! Oh, do we have any manticores around? [Scans the crowd, who pretty much stare at her in silence.] OH WELL!

All bids start at 1 gil and go up and UP and UP! Sorry, no rain checks or IOUs!

(ooc: There will be threads for each person! ~~PLEASE WAIT UNTIL ALL THREADS ARE DONE BEFORE COMMENTING!~~ DONE! GO CRAZY!

ALSO! Please put your bids in subject lines, so people can see! Threads tend to collapse after about 50 comments, so it may be a bit easier to see bids that way!

EDIT 2: THE DATE AUCTION BIDDING WILL CLOSE WEDNESDAY, EST! HELP THE ORPHANS WHILE YOU STILL CAN!)

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That's surprising, coming from you.

Not that I'm going to try to convince you otherwise.

[he waves his hand dismissively] Just stop bidding on me. I've had enough Vriska in my life to last for several centuries.

[Bleh... well, it wasn't like he had an intention of bidding past her special number...]

How long have you both been here?

I have been here for close to two lunar sweeps. Nepeta has been here for some time before me.

Just two lunar sweeps? Did you know that Vriska was claiming that she has been here for a full solar sweep? Our solar sweep, even.

[Gauging your reaction to that statement to validate it's authenticity.]

[grumble] Unfortunately, it's true. And the Tavros here is not the one from our world. He is... different.

Yeah, I noticed! His spine has grown four sizes or something! I'm going to wait and see if this is permanent or not.

I've also noticed that there are two of the coolkid variants. One of them is more like the grimdark scary girl, and the other is... well, he's sort of the same as I know it but appearances seem a little off too.

Oh! And I also met an older version of Sollux too! Will wonders never cease?

[Okay, now you've sort of lost him. Coolkids? What are those? But at least he knows about the older Sollux]

There are two Solluxes here. One how appears to be blind, and the older one. And it is permanent. He has been that way since the day we arrived.

[Oh right, you didn't really care about trolling anybody, huh... but more pressingly!!]

OH! My Sollux is here? Nice!

How about you? Are you from any weird timelines? [though... with you who would be able to tell.]

[....This is becoming quite irritating.]

I am from the proper timeline. However, I am not from the same point along the timeline as everyone else, from what I have managed to gather. I have not yet begun to play, and yet you have all finished the game.

Oh wow. You've missed a lot. [Like some major plot-relevant points but ah... maybe it's better not to dwell at them now... or ever.]

But you've been talking to some of us that are way past where you are, I'm guessing? Like how well the Aradiabot worked out?

[Subtle probe is subtle.]

[sighs, folding his arms over his chest and looking away] I never had the chance to give it to her. I was on my way to deliver it when... I materialized here instead. [He shrugs one shoulder, the corners of his mouth tilting downward] I've not been told much. Just that Gamzee killed me and that the teams don't matter.

[Blaar, who told? >:[ ]

Yeah, sorry about that.

About what?

Well, the teams not mattering really worked out to all of our benefit, because--let me tell you--that final boss was a bitch to take down.

[Her smile fades to a small smirk.] But dying sucks. Even if it's you.

[glances up at her, an eyebrow raised] While I've not heard the details of the encounter, I am fairly certain that I was one hundred percent okay with dying at Gamzee's hands. As it is, I cannot say I have experienced it myself, so while I appreciate the sentiment you wish to express, ultimately, it is little consolation.

[GRIN]

Yeah, you're right. I take it back.

[No she doesn't but shhhh]

DATE AUCTION!

lj bad timing is bad ;w;

Please stay working this time ;_;

It seems to be stabalizing ;w;b

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