DATE AUCTION!

[laughafterme]

[It's a beautiful day, and everything is all setup for the date auction! Held in the courtyard, there is a mini stage set up with a microphone and speakers, and none other than Pinkie Pie is standing on the stage.

Why?

Because the actual GFC leader is too busy to be the MC for the evening. And lets face it, Pinkie will do a better job. Combined with the fact that faculty need to supervise. But who will supervise Pinkie?]

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages! Cats and dogs! Chocobos and Gummys! Lions and tigers and bears! [GASP] Oh my! Welcome to the first ever, SUPER SPECTACULAR, EXTRA AWESOME, FUNTASTIC DATE AUCTION! WOOOOOOOO! [FIST PUMP!] We have a wonderful rainbow of super special awesome people here today to make our auction a BLAST!

Lets not wait any further, guys! And gals! And animals! Oh, do we have any manticores around? [Scans the crowd, who pretty much stare at her in silence.] OH WELL!

All bids start at 1 gil and go up and UP and UP! Sorry, no rain checks or IOUs!




(ooc: There will be threads for each person! PLEASE WAIT UNTIL ALL THREADS ARE DONE BEFORE COMMENTING! DONE! GO CRAZY!

ALSO! Please put your bids in subject lines, so people can see! Threads tend to collapse after about 50 comments, so it may be a bit easier to see bids that way!

EDIT 2: THE DATE AUCTION BIDDING WILL CLOSE WEDNESDAY, EST! HELP THE ORPHANS WHILE YOU STILL CAN!)

Comments

[worthyheir]

[Looks out at everyone else.] Someone must wish to bid higher. ...Think of the orphans, 10 gil isn't enough to support them.

icon.

[laughafterme]

OOOOOOH I can! I have LOTSA gil! [Even though she's the announcer.]

[worthyheir]

[Is REALLY beginning to hate himself for this plan, but it has to be better than getting bought by himself, right?] Well... my doppelganger bid 10 gil.

[tortileghostwriter]

[Oh hello BBS adversary he totally doesn't know who you are]

A shame, I'm afraid. I just spent a great deal on freeing my sister from dating a cackling alien girl.

Perhaps a rain check?

[worthyheir]

Tt, there are others. I wasn't referring directly to you.

[werepanther]

Don't look at me. I'd be a creeper if I bid on you. [Though he looks completely and totally amused, nonetheless.]

[worthyheir]

If you did bid on me, I feel as if it would involve us sitting somewhere with you forcing that book on me.

[werepanther]

You know, I didn't actually think about that! Good point. [Totally bidding on him now.]

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[worthyheir]

I...

[worthyheir]

wait....!

[worthyheir]

Damn!