laughafterme: (Pinkie: SO MUCH FUN!)
Pinkamena Diane Pie ♡ Pinkie Pie ([personal profile] laughafterme) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2011-07-24 08:09 am

DATE AUCTION!

[It's a beautiful day, and everything is all setup for the date auction! Held in the courtyard, there is a mini stage set up with a microphone and speakers, and none other than Pinkie Pie is standing on the stage.

Why?

Because the actual GFC leader is too busy to be the MC for the evening. And lets face it, Pinkie will do a better job. Combined with the fact that faculty need to supervise. But who will supervise Pinkie?]

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages! Cats and dogs! Chocobos and Gummys! Lions and tigers and bears! [GASP] Oh my! Welcome to the first ever, SUPER SPECTACULAR, EXTRA AWESOME, FUNTASTIC DATE AUCTION! WOOOOOOOO! [FIST PUMP!] We have a wonderful rainbow of super special awesome people here today to make our auction a BLAST!

Lets not wait any further, guys! And gals! And animals! Oh, do we have any manticores around? [Scans the crowd, who pretty much stare at her in silence.] OH WELL!

All bids start at 1 gil and go up and UP and UP! Sorry, no rain checks or IOUs!




(ooc: There will be threads for each person! PLEASE WAIT UNTIL ALL THREADS ARE DONE BEFORE COMMENTING! DONE! GO CRAZY!

ALSO! Please put your bids in subject lines, so people can see! Threads tend to collapse after about 50 comments, so it may be a bit easier to see bids that way!

EDIT 2: THE DATE AUCTION BIDDING WILL CLOSE WEDNESDAY, EST! HELP THE ORPHANS WHILE YOU STILL CAN!)

[identity profile] betwixttocks.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Really? That's sad. [Plops down next to him.] No one at all?

[identity profile] bentbowarcher.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Nepeta, maybe, but I doubt she's even aware she has money to her name with the way she lives. [He shrugs one shoulder, reaching up to twirl his hair nervously around a finger] Tavros probably won't because he spends half our conversations calling me a whore, and the other half trying to break up with me.

[identity profile] betwixttocks.livejournal.com 2011-07-25 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
He needs to make up his mind oooooooobviously. [Pushes her hair back.] Maybe you should move on.

[identity profile] bentbowarcher.livejournal.com 2011-07-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps. He has been rather jealous. And he does dislike Goose.

[And it does look like he's going to win that auction. Hmmmm...]

[identity profile] betwixttocks.livejournal.com 2011-07-25 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Who the fuck is putting her name in that auction.]

I think he's just confused~ about what he wants.