DATE AUCTION!

[laughafterme]

[It's a beautiful day, and everything is all setup for the date auction! Held in the courtyard, there is a mini stage set up with a microphone and speakers, and none other than Pinkie Pie is standing on the stage.

Why?

Because the actual GFC leader is too busy to be the MC for the evening. And lets face it, Pinkie will do a better job. Combined with the fact that faculty need to supervise. But who will supervise Pinkie?]

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages! Cats and dogs! Chocobos and Gummys! Lions and tigers and bears! [GASP] Oh my! Welcome to the first ever, SUPER SPECTACULAR, EXTRA AWESOME, FUNTASTIC DATE AUCTION! WOOOOOOOO! [FIST PUMP!] We have a wonderful rainbow of super special awesome people here today to make our auction a BLAST!

Lets not wait any further, guys! And gals! And animals! Oh, do we have any manticores around? [Scans the crowd, who pretty much stare at her in silence.] OH WELL!

All bids start at 1 gil and go up and UP and UP! Sorry, no rain checks or IOUs!




(ooc: There will be threads for each person! PLEASE WAIT UNTIL ALL THREADS ARE DONE BEFORE COMMENTING! DONE! GO CRAZY!

ALSO! Please put your bids in subject lines, so people can see! Threads tend to collapse after about 50 comments, so it may be a bit easier to see bids that way!

EDIT 2: THE DATE AUCTION BIDDING WILL CLOSE WEDNESDAY, EST! HELP THE ORPHANS WHILE YOU STILL CAN!)

Comments

David Lalonde

[laughafterme]

Here is our fist victi--UM...CONTESTANT! Reigning from the halls of the BOYS DORM is none other than DAVID LALOOOOONNNNNNNDE! [Jazz hands!]

[tortileghostwriter]

[David steps out, having changed into the Blackest Knight and Midknight Cape ensemble. He looks rather dashing, it's just a shame that he also looks almost murderous right now. He carries himself rather well despite that.

Going to risk bidding?]

15 Gils (Under Bro Strider's name)

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[Like with Tavros, Vri is paying for it with her own money, just under Bro's name!]

[What now.]

50 gil

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[ JADE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS FOR

but it sounds fun anyway!!! anyway she has plenty of boonbucks to get changed into gil so she is not too concerned. ]

75 gil

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

[Almost doesn't bid because it's up so high already, but he liked the way David handled Tavros. So after weighing the pros and cons, and carefully guestimating how much he'll probably have to spend on Nepeta...]

[Well, it's not like he actually spends his allowances on frivolous things otherwise...]

88 gil (Still under Bro's name)

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[Here we go.]

100 gil

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

[This is ridiculous. Why should he spend so much on a stupid pink wriggler?]

[OH WELL, HE'S GOING FOR IT ANYWAY]

108 gil (Under Bro's name)

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[D8MN IT EQUIUS.]

115 gil

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

[He'll not be beat by Bro >B[ Not even fake-Bro]

120 Gil (Under Bro's name)

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[You only have so much money~]

150 gil

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[ B( YOU OTHER PEOPLE ARE WEIRD AND DAVES DESERVE BETTER she just wants to bring him and his strider together jeez!!! ]

160 gil (under bro's name)

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[She is determined</i...]

175 gil

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[ >T!!!! ]

180 gil (under bro's name)

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[>::::T]

185 gil

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

190 gil (under bro's name]

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

200 gil

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

210 gil (Under Bro's name)

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

275 gil

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFFFFFF look away for two seconds, and suddenly, the bid's skyrocketed.]

[But he will not be outdone.]

300 gil

[wonderderp.livejournal.com]

[ WHAT'S A GIRL GOTTA DO TO GET AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE FRIEND DATE AROUND HERE ]

310 Gil (bro's name)

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

320 Gil

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Because it's the least she can do to save him from this nonsense. That she got him into oops. ]

350 gil

[bentbowarcher.livejournal.com]

[This is ridiculous. He doesn't want the human that bad. Why can't he stop?]

351 Gil

[supbroski.livejournal.com]

[ Lalonde had better be prepared to shine all the shoes. :| ]

352 gil (bro's name)

[betwixttocks.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.]