http://erosion-sucks.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] erosion-sucks.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] witchesreign2011-07-23 09:59 am

[Action 01]

Option A: Lobby

[Toph is leaning against the directory with her arms crossed, unamused. The letter and course catalog are by her feet, untouched.

She's blind, Cid. Why the hell did you give her stuff to read? She's just going to stand here and people 'watch' for a while. Passerbys are free to notice her bare feet or blank stare. If you talk to her, she won't look at you.]


Option B: Quad

[Later, after lunch, Toph is sitting against a convenient wall, apparently doing nothing. People walking by her, however, have a tendency to trip and glance back at the ground behind them, swearing there was a dip there only to find that the ground is just as flat as it's always been.

She's bored and making people look like idiots is entertaining.]

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aw, why not? It's not like you could confirm her astuteness~ and she ISN'T lying. >;] ]

HAHAHA! And you have a smart mouth too!!

I think I'm in love. Platonically, of course.

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. YEAH. I still don't understand how you humans only have one quadrant. That seems so one sided. You don't even know about blackrom and how hating somebody can also be just as satisfying as red relationships.

It's not important. We'll just chalk it up to trolls being superior in every single way, hehehe...

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU'VE MET NEPETA!!

[Delight! >:] ]

1/2

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent! They survived!

[You, Toph, have one happy troll on your hands.]

That's great! [She "looks" down at your untouched letter and catalog]

OH!!

2/2

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[She cracks open the letter and gives it a lick.]

Toph Bei Fong, huh? Weird name.

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I won't.

[She begins to read off your letter to you, not even trying to hide the fact that she's licking your letter. This is called Terezi being helpful.]

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[She folds up the paper and gives it back to you. Slimy troll spit and everything.]

You could always not tell them until it becomes important.

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
THEN YOU SHOULD OPEN THE BOOK AND TURN YOUR FACE DOWN TOWARDS IT, DUMMY.

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
With those clothes, I don't think you run much of a risk so much as an absolute certainty.

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't licked you yet, have I? I could!!

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why hello, have some arms draping around your shoulders and an long tongue sticking out precariously in front of you.]

Heh heh...

Heh heh heh heh...

[identity profile] offwth31rh34ds.livejournal.com 2011-07-23 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Easily. She wasn't that serious about it, and DEFINITELY wasn't expecting THAT kind of reaction.

And you now have a troll flat on her butt in front of you, eyes open in bewilderment.]


What did you just DO?