[Action] Home Ec, you poor bastards...

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

[Whether on Monday or Tuesday, the Home Ec classrooms are shut and locked. A note instructs students to go to the new basement classrooms.]

[Of course, students aren't normally allowed in the basement, but hey, the note's pretty clear.]

[Taking the elevator down and following the signs leads to an ominous sense of heat before it leads to the door. Opening that door makes it worse, as waves of heat and an absolutely delicious scent of thick stew pour out of a two-story tall pot dominating a kitchen that appears to have come from hell itself.]

[Rows of desks line up before a chalkboard. As the bell rings, the classroom... still has no teacher. The students are welcome to look around, talk amongst themselves, and wonder what's going on for all of a minute -- WHEN SUDDENLY--]

KiiiiiiiYAH!

[A sun shines brilliantly in the heavens (even though they're indoors), silhouetting the figure of the Home Ec. teacher as he descends from above! With a crash, Mr. Champloo lands in the middle of the floor, then rises and points at the class.]

Kitchen Fist Fire Chaos Style! I, your Home Economics teacher, appear by the name of... Champloo!

[At once, every stove burner in the room bursts into flame.]

You all have embraced the path of cooking! And some other things covered in this class that are much less important. I warn you, the path of cooking is not for the faint of heart! You must have strength! You must have passion! You must be prepared to risk your life in the pursuit of the perfect dish! From this day forward you are students of the High Heat style of cooking!

Comments

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

A heart which burns in flame is nothing compared to a heart which burns with passion!

[hellomgann.livejournal.com]

[Oh, well... that makes sense? Not really, but M'gann decides not to question it. Instead, she looks up at the Instructor with an eager expression.] What are we learning today in class?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Today's lesson is about washing your vegetables!


Kiiiyaaaaah! [He flips backwards, then slams a fist into a wall. A trickle, then a stream, then a veritable torrent of water begins to flow from several pipes up above, gushing down as a raging waterfall into grates below.]

[hellomgann.livejournal.com]

[... Did he just damage school property? Isn't that against Garden Code? Maybe he can get away with it because he's an instructor.

Nonetheless, M'gann stares at the waterfall for a moment before looking over to the Instructor.]

So I just... was the vegetables under the waterfall?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

[If it helps, these pipes were rigged beforehand for just this effect! Besides, completely taking over a large section of the basement without permission or even notification is probably more against the code.]

And you must do so without getting wet yourself!

[hellomgann.livejournal.com]

But... isn't that impossible? I have to hold the vegetable in my hands to wash it...

[Actually she could hold the vegetables with her telekinetic powers, but prefers to keep that hidden at the moment.]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Observe!

[Champloo seizes a bell pepper, then thrusts it into the waterfall, then back out, so quickly the motion is but a blur. He holds up the pepper, which shines with water droplets, though his hand and sleeve are dry.]

Everyone has a different way to do this! By seeing yours, I will come that much closer to understanding you.